Jacob walked up to me and said "yo wuddup ho u got dem nise tiddieZ" and I wuz like "ye thnx fam but I'm a dood" and he was like "that's kewl bot u should still cum to my house and maek musical.lys with me" and of course I went bcuz who wouldn't tern down that offer so wen we got to his house his mum Yelled "Jacob it's 8:30 yu crusti nipple it's past yur bed tiem" and he wuz liek "no mom it's past YUR bed tiem" and we were like "OHHHHH" and she was like "oh" so we went in his room and sat on his rasecar bed and i ws like "yo Jacob you shood rite a gey song calld swetshirt" and he ws liek "bruh that's a good idea thin we shood fok" and I wuz liek "hell yea" this kid gives good offers so after he spent three minits riting in his one direction noetbook he dropped it and wus all liek "I'm finished dood" and I was liek "yo dood that's gr8 now we can fok dood" and he was liek "dood yay dood" and we were liek "dood" so Jacob pulled out his extendid vajina and poot in in my bootihoel and I was like "woot woot" he was liek "toot toot" and his mum walked in and ded bcuz she saw her sun doing soch dirti thangs with me and she new who I rly ws. Wile Jacob was in me bootihoel I ripped my mask off and yelled "surprise mother fucker I'm gEORGE BUSH AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE" and he moend and cumd in mi bootihoel and now he's pregnit guise I'm gunna b a muthr. THE END.