"What the fuc-" Todoroki began but was cut off by Ashido.

"Are you pregnant!?" Ashido asked excitedly looking at Uraraka

"No!" she protested.

When the hell did this happen? Did the school do this? No of course they wouldn't the last thing they'd want is for me and Deku to be starting a family on school property while we're studying. Then again they did let us unofficially adopt Eri.

"Then what the hell is this!?" Kirishima questioned obviously knowing exactly what it was. Uraraka couldn't respond she was too shocked and confused to think straight.

"Midoriya! Explain yourself this instant!" Iida yelled grabbing Deku by the shirt immediately assuming Deku had done exactly what he'd hoped he wouldn't.

"Iida she's not pregnant!" Deku defended furiously blushing and desperately protesting his innocence. He was so embarrassed and taken aback he completely forgot that this was Kirishima and Ashido's doing.

"Then explain this!" Iida demanded pointing at the room before them. The whole room had been made into a nursery. There were baby toys, clothes, a cot, diapers, wipes and pretty much everything needed to take care of a baby.

"Well!?" Iida questioned awaiting an answer to his question. Deku looked around the room at all of the baby stuff before looking back to Iida and seeing only the reflection of the light on his glasses although he didn't need to see his eyes to know he was pissed.

Crap! I don't know what to say! Iida is gonna kill me! Just say something goddamnit!

"Iida I'm not pregnant" Uraraka insisted placing a reassuring hand on the one tightly gripping Deku's shirt. Iida looked at Uraraka and immediately let go of Deku's shirt when he saw the look in her eyes. He knew she was telling the truth.

"I'm sorry Midoriya. It's just...well...this...this is...well it's...you know" Iida said not able to find the words. They simply stood and stared into the room none of them able to believe what they were looking at.

"Yeah we know but I swear I'm not pregnant" Uraraka insisted. Everybody else was staring at her still doubtful although Kirishima and Ashido were desperately surpressing their glee.

"Hey Round Face" Bakugo said stood by a set of drawers.

"What?" Uraraka asked already dreading what the blonde was going to say next.

"If you're not pregnant. Then who's is this?" Bakugo questioned turning around to face everyone and holding something up for everyone to see.

"That's not mine!" Uraraka protested immediately realising what it was and flailing her arms around going a very bright shade of red. Bakugo was holding a pregnancy test up that read positive for everybody to see.

"Bullshit of course it's yours" Bakugo said not believing a word of it.

"It's not! Guys I swear that is not mine! I'm not pregnant honestly!" Uraraka screamed in protest desperately trying to convince her classmates that she wasn't with child.

"Midoriya!" Iida screamed grabbing hold of his shirt again now convinced that he had gotten Uraraka pregnant and was now even more upset as he believed she'd lied to him about it.

"Iida put him down! I'm not pregnant I promise. That is not mine it's someone else's" Uraraka insisted. Iida was confused as he trusted his friends but the evidence in front of him told a different story. Reluctantly he let go of Deku and decided he would wait and see how this played out.

"Of course it's yours. It's in your house. In your nursery and you're the only girl that lives here other than Eri and it's definitely not hers. Right Eri?" Ashido asked turning to the small girl who was very confused. Ashido and Kirishima told her this would make Deku and Uraraka happy but they look far from it. So why were they so upset?

"It's not mine. I don't even know what it is" Eri admitted.

"It's not like Midoriya would've used one either" Kirishima pointed out. Uraraka turned around to look at Deku who looked like he was going to pass out.

"Deku?" she questioned worried that he was going to collapse at any second. He was still trying to process the information. There was a nursery. A positive pregnancy test. Uraraka is the only person in the house that would've used one and he'd completely forgotten that Kirishima and Ashido had set this all up. Finally he looked up at Uraraka extremely red faced and flustered before he even said anything.

"Ochako...you...you're pregnant?" he asked. Ashido and Kirishima couldn't believe their luck Deku had actually fallen for it and he'd fallen hard. On the other hand Uraraka was freaking out and panicking not sure of what she could say or do to convince him otherwise.

"I...well...I mean...Deku I..." Uraraka tried to explain that she wasn't but she just couldn't find the words. She was too in shock to get them out.

Come on Ochako just say it! This isn't exactly convincing! They're all going to think this means I am pregnant because I can't even tell Deku that I'm not! Goddamnit speak!

"When?...how?" Deku asked taking her silence as a yes.

"Oh I could tell you how if you're confused but not in front of Eri" Ashido teased earning a few giggles from his classmates.

"I'm confused what does pregnant mean?" Eri asked still not understanding what the big fuss was about.

"Not now Eri I'm sure mommy and daddy can explain it to you later" Ashido said reassuring the poor girl and also terrified of having to be the one to explain that to her.

"I don't believe it. Round Face and the nerd are actually going to have a kid" Bakugo said in disbelief.

"We're not!" Uraraka protested spinning around to face him since she was stood in the middle of everyone.

"Such bullshit! Look at this! There's nobody else who could've used one of these other than you!" Bakugo yelled annoyed that Uraraka was lying to him. Or at least he believed she was but she wasn't. However Uraraka was so: in shock, embarrassed, flustered, confused, scared and panicked that she began to question it herself. .

Am I pregnant? Did I do this? Did I take that pregnancy test? Is that why I can't deny it to Deku? Because I am actually pregnant?

She looked down at her belly before placing both of her hands over it beginning to wonder if she really was in fact pregnant.

"Uraraka it's ok. We'll support you in any way we can" Yaoyorozu offered feeling bad for her friend. The look on her face was heartbreaking to her. Ashido and Kirishima also began to feel guilty worried that they probably went a little too far on this one.

"Thanks Yaoyorozu but...I'm not pregnant. I swear I'm not. Deku..." she said turning back around to face a very confused and malfunctioning Deku. Gently she took both of his hands and held them tightly as she began to tear up staring him straight in the eye.

"I'm not pregnant. This wasn't me. That isn't my pregnancy test. We both know it's not possible" Uraraka said using every ounce of strength she said to try and convince him that he wasn't going to be a dad. Biologically anyway. Instantly Deku began to relax and start thinking straight slowly putting things together. He believed her. He could see the honesty in her eyes and he could feel the trust in her hands which were squeezing his own.

She's right. It's not even possible. Last night was the first time in a while that we've had sex and it takes 2 weeks before a pregnancy test will be able to tell if you are pregnant or not so there's no way that she's pregnant and that isn't her test because it wouldn't have given a positive result if she did do one since it hasn't even been 24 hours nevermind 2 weeks.

Deku squeezed her hands returning the hold causing her to flinch a little at his sudden grasp but she felt a warmth and comfort when he smiled.

"You're right it's not possible. I believe you" Deku said pulling her into a hug as she began to sob finally breaking from all the different emotions she'd felt and now reassured that she wasn't pregnant. In all honesty despite what she said to him she was still a little doubtful but hearing him say that was enough for her to know she was right. As she continued to sob into Deku's shirt absolutely soaking it burying her face in his chest and happily staying in Deku's hold Iida took a breath of relief now convinced he could take their word for it.

"What the hell are you talking about? This is clearly yours Round Face!" Bakugo yelled not convinced.

"Kacchan. Shutup. Now. It's a fake pregnancy test" Deku said as he slowly remembered this was Ashido and Kirishima's doing.

"What!? Bullshit! Is that even a thing!? Just admit you knocked her up!" Bakugo screamed furious listening to what he believed were lies.

"Kacchan I'm warning you. Shut. Up" Deku warned beginning to charge One for All through his body but immediately deactivated when Uraraka placed a hand on his cheek smiling at him with tears still in her eyes.

"It's ok. Ignore him" she said calming Deku down instantly.

"So now she's fighting for you too. Pathetic" Bakugo said disappointed not to get a challenge from Deku. He desperately wanted to prove he was better than him especially after he was ranked 10th hero in the world. Uraraka bit her lip in annoyance hesitating as to whether she should take her own advice and ignore the blonde or teach him a lesson. Deku was clearly getting wound up again.

Ah screw it if I don't Bakugo is just going to keep pressing him for a fight.

She let go of Deku and wiped the tears from her eyes before turning around and walking up to Bakugo snatching the pregnancy test out of his hand before giving him a big smile.

"The fuck is that look for round fac-" Bakugo never finished his sentence as Uraraka slapped him hard across the face making him float at the same time as her hand made contact so he was spinning around in the air.

"It's a fake!" Uraraka screamed in annoyance throwing the pregnancy test on the floor and then stomping on it shattering it to pieces.

"I thought you said ignore him" Deku said sarcastically.

"I know I'm sorry I couldn't help it" Uraraka admitted panting from her little outburst as Bakugo's spinning slowly came to a stop.

"Release me you BITC-" Bakugo began but before he could finish Deku had a hold of his leg with One for All coursing through his body.

"Please go ahead and call her what you were going to Kacchan. Just remember what happened the last time you did that" Deku threatened. Bakugo knew he was already in a losing position so didn't bother to fight back or say anything for that matter he simply crossed his arms in annoyance waiting for Uraraka to release him. She didn't do it. Although Deku did let go of him taking his silence as admitting defeat.

"You know this started off well but it has gone seriously wrong" Ashido whispered to Kirishima making sure they weren't heard.

"Yeah no kidding. It was funny to begin with but it got serious real quick" Kirishima admitted the two of them feeling very guilty.

"I don't get it if you're not pregnant and you two didn't do this then who did?" Iida asked puzzled as to who would've done this. Hearing this Ashido and Kirishima slowly began to back out of the room together only to back into Todoroki.

"Where do you think you two are going?" he asked. Grabbing them both by the scruff of their necks and pushing them back into the room where they fell to their knees and when they looked up Deku and Uraraka were stood before them looking down at them with their arms crossed and extremely pissed off.

"We're so sorry! It was just meant to be a harmless prank we didn't know things would get so emotional and heated!" Ashido screamed begging for forgiveness and bowing before them on her knees.

"Yeah it was just meant to be a bit of fun! We're so sorry!" Kirishima begged doing the same thing.

"It's fine you two relax" Deku said in a surprisingly calm voice. The two of them chanced looking up at their two friends. To their surprise they were smiling.

"You're not mad?" Ashido asked confused.

"No of course not. Do you know why?" Deku asked with a grin creeping up on his face. Kirishima and Ashido gulped.

"Because we're friends and friends forgive and forget?" Kirishima asked hopefully although he knew he was wrong. Uraraka chuckled in a very menacing way.

"No silly. It's because we have sparring tomorrow" Uraraka said smirking at them. Kirishima and Ashido looked at each other shrugged their shoulders and then looked back to Uraraka and Deku clearly not getting the message.

"Oh you haven't seen? Well I saw the list of sparring partners for tomorrow earlier and you two are up against..." Uraraka trailed off before pointing to Deku. The two of them followed her finger and when their eyes settled on Deku their hearts sank.

"Oh dear god no" Ashido said realising her fate.

"We're dead" Kirishima said his head dropping to the floor in defeat.

"Wait so it's a 2 on 1? That doesn't seem fair" Kaminari pointed out. Tomorrow was after all Deku's first day back training since the night he'd saved Uraraka.

"You're kidding right? It's Midoriya. They're screwed" Todoroki said not believing what he was hearing.

"Point taken. They're screwed" Kaminari said not daring to argue with Todoroki.

"We're so dead!" Kirishima and Ashido screamed in unison.

"Hey you lied to me!" Eri exclaimed standing between Uraraka and Deku.

"Hm? Eri what are you talking about?" Deku questioned.

"Eri please no. Don't tell him. Please. For your aunt 'shido" Ashido begged.

"And your uncle 'shima" Kirishima pleaded.

"Eri what did they lie to you about?" Uraraka asked.

"They tricked me! They told me that they did this to the spare room to make you happy! That's why I helped them! Because they said it would make you and daddy happy! But it made you cry mommy! They lied to me!" Eri explained. Deku and Uraraka looked on at Kirishima and Ashido in horror that they had gotten Eri involved in their prank. Not only that but they'd tricked her into doing it.

"YOU DID WHAT!?" Uraraka screamed both she and Deku pissed off.

"We're so sorry! It was the only way to do it! Without you both finding out that is! We're so sorry please don't hurt us!" Ashido begged. It didn't work. The last thing she and Kirishima saw was a flash of green energy before everything went to black...

*A few minutes later*

"Uhhhh my head. Where am I?" Ashido said beginning to come around. When she opened her eyes she realised she was upside down.

"Huh. That's weird. Wait a minute why am I floating above the dorm houses? WAIT A MINUTE I'M FLOATING ABOVE THE DORM HOUSES!?" she screamed realising what was happening. She began to panic and flail around.

"Oh calm down you're fine" Uraraka said floating alongside her.

"W-what...how d-did...when did...what?" Ashido didn't know what to say as she hung about 15 or 20 meters higher than the 3 larger houses on campus upside down and with a rope tied around her wrist.

"I'm making you float as well as myself of course" Uraraka said pointing to the rope tied around her waist.

"Uraraka please! I'll do anything just put me down!" Ashido begged.

"Yeah me too!" Kirishima pleaded having already been concious before Ashido.

"No. This is your punishment for tricking Eri into helping you. We'll put you down in a minute" Uraraka said with a big threatening smile on her face as she gave her rope a gentle tug. Then she slowly began descend. Looking down Ashido and Kirishima could see that Deku was holding 2 ropes in one hand and pulling Uraraka back down to the ground with the other.

"What are they gonna do to us?" Ashido asked.

"I don't know she wouldn't say. She just kept saying I hope your lunch stays down" Kirishima informed her. The two of them desperately began to struggle and untie the rope before remembering that if they did they'd be dropped who knows how far down to the ground or Uraraka would let them float higher before releasing them. Sure they'd survive but they'd prefer not to free fall without a parachute.

"URARAKA! PLEASE! I'M SO SCARED PLEASE PUT ME DOWN!" Ashido screamed beginning to sob and break down as she and Kirishima floated upside down. At the same time Uraraka was finally back down on the ground. Deku tied her rope to a post because if she released herself then Kirishima and Ashido would be released too.

"Would you like to do the honours?" Deku asked offering her the other 2 ropes connected to their friends as the rest of their class stood by and watched the scene amused.

"Do you think we're going too far with this?" she asked taking the ropes from him.

"After what they did to us? Not a chance" Deku said smirking.

"Yeah you're right. Thanks for making these ropes by the way Yaoyorozu" Uraraka said.

"No problem. I'd say this is a suitable punishment for them. Plus sparring against Midoriya tomorrow I'd say that would teach them a lesson" Yaoyorozu said happy to help them with this.

"TRY NOT TO THROW UP!" Uraraka yelled up to them and then she began to swing them around in there spinning them in a circle as fast as she could.

"I'M...GONNA... HURL!" Ashido screamed desperately holding it down as she and Kirishima were spun around and around by Uraraka who was enjoying this way too much.

They deserve this. Tryna make me think I was pregnant. Bastards.

"Mommy can I have a go?" Eri asked.

"Sure" Uraraka said handing Eri the ropes.

"ERI! PLEASE DON'T DO IT! WE'RE SO SORRY!" Kirishima yelled trying to apologize and not wanting to be spun around like that again. Eri didn't listen though as she began gleefully laughing as she spun the two teenagers around in the air.

"Alright I think it's daddy's turn" Deku said taking the ropes from Eri who happily handed them over. Deku grinned before charging One for All through his body.

"Ah shi-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ashido screamed as Deku spun them much faster than Eri or Uraraka had managed to. After about a minute or two though he stopped.

"Who else wants a turn!?" he asked turning to the rest of his classmates. Ashido and Kirishima heard him and both screamed the same thing.

"NO!..."