"TALLY!" Somebody yelled, waking me up.

"What hoe?" I yelled. Kd came into my line of sight.

"What we doing today?"

"Where Kentrell be?"

"Uhm...uhm...studio." He said, lying.

"We go to the mall." I said, ignoring the fact that Kentrell prolly be wit some hoe.

"We always do that." He whined.

"Okay, well, lets see. Wanna see a movie? Wanna go to Walmart and trash it?" I suggested.

"Yea, lets go fuck up the Walmart." he agreed, smiling deviously. We walked downstairs and boom, there it was. Kentrell was on my new couch cuddle up with Yaya. I rolled my eyes and slid on my fluffy slides, putting my hair into a messy bun.

"Are you bouta fight her?" Kd whispered and I shook my head. I grabbed Kentrell by his messy head and drug him outside by his hair.

"Bitch what's wrong witchu?" He asked, stretching.

"You lucky I don't bat yo shit." I said.

"Why we had a good night last night." he said.

"No we ain't. I was sleep, ion know how you got in my house but whatever you did it wasn't with me."

"Then who it was?" He asked.

"GET OUT YOU NASTY ASS SNAKE ASS HOE ASS BITCH!" Kd yelled. "Prolly just gave YB fifty std's."

"I'm clean thank you very much." Yaya said as she walked out my house.

"What you doin at my guh house?" Kentrell asked and Yaya looked at her feet.

"Baby this not my house." Yaya smiled.

"I'm talkin bout Tally." He said. 

"Yeah bitch, TALLY!" Kd said.

"Why you want her anyway?" Yaya asked and I punched her in her lip.

"Because she not a snake." Kentrell said.

"You wasn't callin me a snake when you had yo head in between these legs." She said, sticking out her tongue, causing me to hit her again.

"I thought you was Tally." Kentrell defended.

Kd walked over and picked up my arm and Yaya arm.

"Nigga you blind? Tally white as a ghost." Kd laughed.

"Nah this bitch slipped sum in my drink at the studio." Kentrell said.

"I just want you back in my life." Yaya cried and I decked her again, as did Kentrell.

"Nah you not bout to be hitting her." I said.

"Why the hell not?"

"Cuh if we finna date I need to know that if I do sum wrong I ain gotta worry boutchu hitting me." I said in a 'duh' tone.

"Ight. Ima not hit ha." He said and I nodded.

"Getchyo snake ass off my property before I go get my glock." I said and Yaya looked scared towards kentrell.

"You just gon let her talk to me like that?" She asked and Kentrell cocked in eyebrow and nodded.

"Ight. When you get tired of her cracker ass don't come cryin to me." Yaya said and started walking down my street.

"Ma, I'm sorry." Kentrell started but I put my hand in his face.

"We'll talk later. Me and Kd bouta go have some fun." I said, walking to my car.

"Whea you goin?"

"Walmart." Kd said.

"How is Walmart fun?" Kentrell asked and we both shrugged as we got in and drove off.

"Y'all on the news." Boomer said as we walked into my house.

"Whatchu mean?" I asked.

"Since when y'all nigga watch the news?" Kd asked. We turned toward the tv and we was on the news, knocking shit off the shelves, throwing speghetti sauce on other costumers. Thank God we have to wear a mask because of Corona because if we didn't I doubt we would have gotten away easily.

"You did not." Three said as they played a clip of Kd bouncing a basketball off of an older woman head, she just mugged him and shook her head laughing. Babyjoe laughed.

"It was an accident. Tally didn't have to move."

"I'm not bouta letchu throw a basketball at me, what crack you on?" I laughed. "Where Kentrell?"

 They pointed to my stairs and I walked up them heading to my room. I silently opened my door and saw Kentrell asleep on his back. I went and straddled him, giving him slow kisses to wake up.

"You betta be Tally and not Yaya or Ima have Tally beat yo ass." He said lightly. I think he still sleep so I tried to not laugh. I started kissing on his neck and he stiffened.

"What you be doing?" He asked, fully awake now.

"Tryna wake you up." I said, shrugging.

"Well I'm up, you betta stop fo you wake up the other me." He said, I twisted my lips and shrugged. "I'm sorry bout Yaya this morning, I for real thought she was you, she said she was you and everything was foggy and shit so I really couldn't see, I brought ha here cuh like I say I thought it was you." I nodded.

"Its ight, she lucky I didn't rock ha shit like a guy would fa the way she been treating you, she wack as hell for that and she think you gon leave for ha crazy ass. She bet think again." I said.

"You talking like a whole nigga now?" He said, smiling.

"I try." I said, rolling my eyes.

"They gon get stuck bae." I rolled them harder and longer just to tease. "We good?"

"We always gon be good Kentrell."

"Good, bcuh I be feelin you Ketchup Packet." He said, as he pulled me off him and cuddled me.

"Shut up witchyo lookin like Mista Potato Head lookin ass." I mugged him.

"You so cute when you try and be black, looking mean and shit."

"I do not try to be black, its the way I was raise, not my fault." I defended. "I don't want people accusing me of stealing they culture and shit but I damn near live the same life as some of these hood rats." 

"I noticed." He said.

"I love you Kentrell."

"I love you to babymama." He said, and I drifted off to sleep.