A/N Art above by the one and only...... MEH.

A few days ago, Tony found out one of Peter's
secrets- Peter LOVED animals. He knew that he should have figured out much earlier because of the Spider-Man persona and all, but at least he had found out right? But he was still grumpy that he had to wash his hair for weeks...

Here's how it happened...

The anticipation was real, Tony's hands were sweating, and he felt like his entire body was shaking from pure excitement. Almost everyone in the room were on the edge of their seats and waiting with bated breath.

Peter, with the small objects in hand, gulped in fear. Finally, after a few moments of silence, he threw them on the ground.

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"YESS!" Tony squealed.

The top faces of the die that Peter had thrown was showing the number six and four - Peter had landed on Tony's dark blue property (Mayfair) which was a hotel , and owed Tony two thousand Monopoly dollars.

Yes, they were playing Monopoly, and Peter had just tasted his first defeat (in Monopoly).

Earlier, Peter had bet that he could best Tony in a game of Monopoly after Tony had won in chess , and everyone except Stephen (since he was obliged to do so) placed their bets on Peter.

"NOOOOOoooOooOooOooOooOooOOo!" Clint let out sadly.

One by one , each one of the team members except Stephen handed their money over to Tony. Clint walked over to Tony , who had his hand stretched out and put 69 cents into it.

"Awww, here goes my savings for buying chicken nuggets." Clint 'sobbed'.

Peter and Loki wheezed but everyone else groaned, annoyed.

"Soooooo... what do you guys want to do now?" Peter asked, still laughing.

"We could play truth or dare?" Clint said cheekily, raising his pointer finger.

"Yeah, how about no?" Tony grumbled, as his memories from the last time they played that game replayed in his head.

"I dare you to 'cheat' on Stephen..."

"F%€k you!"

Yeah... it was bad...

"We could play—,"

>chirp<

Tony turned to look at a window and saw that pigeons were flying past the tower.

"Those pesky pigeons! I thought that the tower was soundproof." Tony complained, waving his fist at the birds.

" Le Gasp! How dare you!" Clint defended, putting his hand on his chest in mock offense.

"You aren't even a pigeon themed hero. Hawk—Eye! That's a Hawk! H-A-W-K!" Tony retaliated sharply.

"All types of birds are birds!"

"IronDad, that wasn't a pigeon." Peter interrupted, sighing. He then stood up and put his hands to his mouth, and he shouted,

"Tony! Come here!"

Tony shot Peter a confused look.

"Me?" He pointed to himself.

Just then, a little white Cockatiel waddled out from underneath the couch that Clint,
Natasha, and Stephen were sitting on, startling them all. (Yes, even Nat)

A/N : Imagine this^^

Both Stephen and Natasha let out a surprised gasp.

Clint jumped off the couch, screaming, and ran to the kitchen frantically. He then proceeded to jump onto the marble counter and shake with fear. This caused person Tony to laugh his heart out, and collapse onto the ground.

"Y-you defend birds, but are scared of them!" person Tony pointed out, choking on his breath out of laughter. This caused Clint , who was still squatting on the kitchen counter, to turn red in the face.

"Noooooooo, shut up! I was shocked, that's all!" Clint said, flustered.

"Yeah, righttttt..." Tony rolled his eyes and proceeded to question his son about the animal.

"Okay Peter, why is there a bird here?"

"I'm sorry Dad! I didn't know that he annoyed you! I just found him injured on the street and decided to take him in. But, after he was healed and when I tried to set him free, he didn't budge. So now he's here, and I named him Tony because..." Peter suddenly stopped, realizing what he had almost said.

WAIT ... hold on, if I said that I named him Tony because he was extremely stubborn, Dad will be mad.

"Because you're my favorite superhero! Not Iron Man, but Tony Stark." Peter quickly added, saving his own butt in the nick of time.

"Awwww, I'm flattered. But how bout' him?" Tony said and pointed to Stephen, who looked as deflated as a balloon popped by one of Clint's arrows.

Peter saw his father and was hit in the chest with guilt.

"No no no no no no no no no no ! It's not like that! You're my favorite... Magical superhero! Yeah... Plus, My Hyacinth Macaw is named Steph."

"You have more?!" Tony exclaimed.

"Uhh, yes?" Peter stated uncertainly.

"Where are they?!" Steve, another animal lover, said excitedly

"U-uh, follow me."

Peter, mustered the courage that he didn't know he even had and led the team to a secret room in his personal laboratory.

"Άνοιγμα αράχνης"

Suddenly, a door which even Tony didn't know was behind Peter's Star Wars poster opened instantaneously.

They took a lift for what seemed like eternity, and stepped out.

The group was star-struck at the sight of the scenery in front of them. No words could describe what they saw. Except one...

A sanctuary.

Birds of all kinds flew around the team, and a small deer ran towards Peter, making a whimper-like noise.

"What's wrong?" Peter asked it softly, extra careful not to scare it away.

The little deer swung it's head lightly to the direction of the waterfall as if asking them to follow it, and the group did just that.

The group saw another small deer with a wound on its back, it winced in pain and Peter looked shocked. He quickly took out a tiny device from his pocket and put in on the deer, the wound instantly closed by itself and the deer looked as good as new. The two animals walked away happily, leaving the team shocked.

"EEeeeEeeEeh! ShOw uS moRe!" Clint and Steve exclaimed, sounding like children who were clearly enjoying themselves.

Peter chuckled and called out,

"Steph! Come here!"

>Squawk< >Squawk<

As if on cue, a majestic blue bird few down, seemingly from the heavens, and perched itself on Peter's right shoulder. The bird was literally twice the size of Peter's head! It was gigantic!

"Can I touch it??!!??" Clint asked.

Peter agreed and used his two fingers to caress 'Steph's' beak to keep him from biting Clint. Clint then stroked the bird's soft feathers and squealed in delight. The rest of the team slowly but surely stepped out and touched the bird. Even though some of them were scared like Wanda, they all took turns getting a feel of the bird.

"How do you even feed all of them???" Tony asked, bewildered.

"Erm... DoctorDad, do you remember when I asked you how to garden?"

"Uh, yeah. I was quite surprised since you asked me that , out of the blue."

"Yeahhhh... follow me." Peter said, and let Steph fly away.

They followed Peter to a massive greenhouse and when they entered, various fragrant smells entered their noses. There were tomatoes, lettuce, carrots, and all sorts of vegetables, squirrels, and all other types of animals were there, eating some of the crops.

"Shuri help me build this , and she even found some of the most fertile soil. I think she got the soil near a volcano. I also have an automated sprinkler system which is controlled by Karen, and sometimes Dum-E comes in too. It seems like he loves animals!"

At that moment, Dum-E stumbled into the room with what seemed like manure -Peter could tell from the foul stench. And he dumped some on the potato plants. And proceeded to fertilise some more plants, that is , until Tony stepped in front of him.

"So this is where you've been, huh? No wonder you've not been in my room anymore, I thought you gave yourself to the city collage."

"DAAAAAAAAAAADDD!!!"

Dum-E went over to Tony , and dumped the manure onto his head.

"HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA YOU GOT REKT DAD!"

Everyone started laughing hysterically , while Tony grumbled to himself. Stephen, still trying to hold back his laughter, walked over to him and used his magic to rid Tony of manure. Tony still didn't trust that his hair was clean and ran to the bathroom to wash his hair.

Well, Dum-e was literally the MVP and Tony didn't dare threaten him again.

1407 words. AHSGABBAKHDJSBUSJF I'M SO SORRY THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN UPLOADING FOR LIKE 2 MONTHS! I WANTED TO REST, BUT NOT FOR THIS LONG!