Elemental: You look stressed

Negative: Thanks, it's the stress

~ Next ~

Time: I'm anxious

Galaxy: Hello anxious, I'm dad!

Time: I'm actually anxious. Can you like hold me or something?

~ Next ~

Positive: Christmas is not as much about opening presents as opening our hearts

Shadow: Yeah...no

Void: I'll open someone's heart-

Sabre: NO-

~ Next ~

Sabre: Oh, gosh, I fricked up again?!

Origin: *narrating* He said, with surprise in his voice for some reason

~ Next ~

Rainbow: *hugs Sabre from behind* I love you *gets close to Sabre's ear* but if you ever eat my leftovers again, I will destroy you

~ Next ~

Void: *walks into an ice skating rink and spots the skates* oh...oh my gosh

Shadow: What?

Void: *gets excited* oh my g o s h. These-these are KNIFE SHOES

Shadow: n O

~ Next ~

Elemental: I assume you realize this type of idiocy will not be tolerated in my dimension

Sabre: Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

~ Next ~

Negative: *sneezes for the first time in Rainbow's presence*

Rainbow:

Negative:

Rainbow:

Negative:

Rainbow: That's was the most adorable I have ever hear-

Negative: SHUT UP

~ Next ~

Sabre: I guess you could say I'm kind of a chicken magnet

Lucas: ...don't you mean chick magnet-

[sounds of distant clucking get louder]

Sabre: We have to go NOW

~ Next ~

Negative: Hit or miss-

Shadow: Depression is a ditch, huh?

Dark: You got anxiety I bet it never leaves ya-

Nightmare: What is wrong with you kids?

~ Next ~
(For BlueBow shippers)

Rainbow: *does something stupid*

Blue: ...why are you like this?

Rainbow: Aww, come on! You know you love me!

Blue: ...*joking* where did you get that idea?

Rainbow:

Blue:

Rainbow: *sniffles*

Blue: waIT I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

~ Next ~

Sabre: Why do we have the phrase "bone dry" when bones spend most of their time being very wet?

Shadow: Hmm, maybe because when you touch a bone it feels really dry? Bones are porous, so they actively suck the moisture out of your fingers

Sabre: That's so much more unsettling than my original question, thank you

~ Next ~

Guardian: Rules were made to follow! Nothing is meant to be broken

Sabre: Uh, piñatas?

Rainbow: Glow sticks

Void: Karate boards

Galaxy: Spaghetti, when you have a small pot

Shadow: Your neck-

Void: *pushes Shadow back in the shadows* Shhhhh