"Ah, Kanji I'm sorry."

"What's it?"

"I umm... fucked up our budget, kinda."

"Yeah, maybe... but that's okay, why not go sit somewhere?"

"What?"

"Satsuki"

"Eh?"

"You can... s-sit beside me"

Stay 1 metre away from me you uggo.

"Thanks..."

God 1 metre and that isn't fulfilled, I buttoned my shirt on instinct while she turned her head to look at what I did. She wasn't drooling, but looking annoyed.

"n-Not now, Satsuki."

She got blueballs, wait if that was even possible.

"i-I wan't asking anything, ugh."

"n-Nice job showing your blueballs."

"What? What's that?"

"Go find out. *laugh*"

"Wait... that sounds so perverted, is it?"

She sounded like Haruki for a while until she said 'perverted'.

"w-What?! Don't assume like you know anything!"

"Why not? It sounded like testicles!"

How the fuck do women know about testicles!

It feels so stuffy I unbuttoned the first 2 buttons while Satsuki was snickering.

"You button then unbutt-"

I glared at her.

"Why would you do it in front of me? You lack basic decency you perv-"

"What!?"

Something Shinobaka Satsuki wouldn't understand.

"You're worse than Ayanokouji-kun!!!"

What... Ayanokouji? Worse? Did she elope? I slapped her in response.

"Ah-, I mean he's a cool loner!"

"w-w-What are you saying?"

"He just k-k-keeps his cool, t-that's all!"

"You didn't?"

"I didn't!"

"Did you suck that thing?"

"w-w-What!? How did you know?"

"To be fair, his thing's really huge!"

"Of course! Dosen't mean I hate yours either!"

"y-You..."

I blushed, or so my reactions suggested. I'm not sure either.

"Uwaa you perv-"

I grabbed my mechanical pencil and pointed it near her eye, making her flinch.

"Umm... Kanji why are you blushing?"

"n-No reason ehehehe."

"You're so perverted when you blush!"

Satsuki giggled. I was puzzled why she was staring blankly at me.

"Geh? y-What makes you think so?"

"What makes you think 'oh so angelic' Kushida-san wants to suck th-"

"What? You've gone too far."

"Ah? b-But wouldn't perverts like you tend to do those mind-fucking thingy?"

What's a mind-fucking thingy? Good one lol. Maybe I'm really stupid.

"b-b-But not all the time you idiot, Satsuki what a baka can suck my-"

"Urrgh! You're too much! Anyway... uhh I hate you you pervert idiot hypocrite and dumbo dumb stupid why would I be interested in you any further, hmpf!"

*bonk*

She started hitting my head with her fist while using her other hand to grab the back of my collar.

"Kanji baka! Stupid baka, you!"

"Oof!"

*bonk*

*bonk*

She dragged me around the room while rocking my head back and forth by pulling my hair, then finally slamming my head down. Dizzy but I reached into my pocket for the pencil but when she saw it she clamped my arm with her foot and stepped on my wrist with the other foot, bending down to grab the pencil.

"Haha!"

Why do I have a violent ugly fuck woman as my girlfriend I don't understand. She ran out of the room into the passenger rows, mumbling weird things.

"Hahaha *squeaking noises* Kanji, hahaha pervert unarmed, haha *more squealing*"

What... she found me cute like that? Crazy psycho and that's unfair! I wanna pout!

(･   --(   ･)<(umuuuuuuuuu)

Yes I did puff my cheeks but I don't know whether she'll laugh when she come back in. The door creaked and she returned to see my childish mood. She sat beside me on the floor.

"Uwuhahaha Kanji what happened to your face!"

She wailed laughing while raising her arm holding my pencil.

"Disarmed haha!"

"Wh-what? Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

I accidentally let out a testerical laugh.

"Hmph here you go,"

She laid the pencil beside me, sticking out her tongue. I slowly crawled up and sat on a chair while she climbed onto the chair beside mine.

"..."

"..."

"Ah, right. Kanji, how long have you been like this?"

"What're you saying?"

"h-Happens to me too but you're very good at hiding your feelings, it seems. What else are you hiding?"

"Eh, geeehhh?"

"What a tsuntsun~"

"Why do you keep repeating that word?"

"Don't you think you're like that when it comes to me?"

What...? And am I supposed to guess? I have no idea what she wanted, and that sounded like an insult over time. I shifted my gaze from her collar to somewhere else.

"Would it matter?"

"Yes, why! You call me 'ugly' all the time! And you don't look honest!"

What a funny overreaction.

"... Gosh Satsuki, I don't wanna know too."

She gazed at me with confusion.

"It's not important, why should I care?"

"Waaa, why not? You're better off not hiding your perversion."

"Huh!? Did you say that p-slur?"

I grabbed my pencil and extended the lead, it was green this time. The lead poked Satsuki's nose, causing her to back away.

"Aah, where did you get that?"

"Same place where we buy our pencils, yeah?"

"God, why did you ruin it? That's so scary, scary-fail hahaha. Nevermind you're more of a coward than I, heard the mimic of your laughter?"

I shivered for one second, then clicked the pen cap in irritation and it poked her nose again.

"Waaaa, injections!"

"Shut up you ugly-"

She broke the lead off and rammed it near my eye while I froze in fear without dodging.

"Ah, Satsuki..."

"Hmpf! Revenge!"

She slammed the door open and ran off without closing it. Let's see where she's going... the passenger seats seemed to be mostly empty while everyone else was birdwatching and wasting time or eating. Satsuki went to the lavatory at the opposite end of the plane with a sheet of paper. I kept a distance while following her or else she would chase me off.

"Ayanokouji-kun? Shinohara here."

What was Ayanokouji saying? I could only hear Satsuki's part.

"When we land..."

What? Is she cheating on me? Not like I care though, but it seemed obvious she wanted to have more than one-

"Are you kidding!? We only have one night! And that isn't even a 5-star hotel!"

More like they're sending us to some random hotel like there's another special exam.

"I already have Ike... what more do you want?"

What... seriously she wants to do with him! But... b-but if it's a threesome with me I don't mind. Hehehe just kidding- huh? What did I miss any chance? Am I not thinking what-

"So nothing weird?"

Maybe she knew I was outside!

"Yea, yeah, see you tonight."

(PART 2)