The old boomer meme at the end rlly sells it

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"*thick yorkshire accent* 'ey duont worry abah' it, tommy. Break a leg aht there"

*ditto* a'raiht, dad. *tap tap tap* *WACK*"

*offscreen* AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGH!"

"*sudden babey voice* whe's mah money?"

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