human au meowth: do you wanna know how i really lost my legs?

pikachu: yes

meowth: i was hoola hoopin'. wabbles an' i attend a class fa fitness and fun

pikachu: oh my god

meowth: i've mastad all da moves. da pizza toss, da tornado, da scorpion, da oopsie doodle

pikachu: why are you telling me this

meowth: because no one'll eva believe ya

pikachu: you sick son of a bitch