[Hell,Stalia Palace....Past]
In her room a little Stalia sleeps in her bad, until she wake up all excited.
Stalia:My birthday, my birthday, it's my birthday!
Stalia leaps off the bed and rund towards the bathroom excited while an Imp servant join her to get her ready
Stalia:Yay! Birthday! birthday! Woooow! Birthday time!
Stalia pushes a small stool in front of the mirror and then climb on it.
Imp:Calm yourself young princess, you know excitement is unbecoming of a Goesha.
The Imp says while combing Stalia feathers.
Stalia:Oh, right.*sigh* But father told me today is the day I am old enough to know my puropose and responsibility!
Imp:Of course I'm sure it will be wonderful.
The Imp put a tiara on Stalia head and the heads towards the throne room followed by Stalia. They passing through a corridor full of photo of Stalia during her growth until they reach a door, opening it Stalia father sits at his throne in a demonic form.
He rises from his throne and transform into different animal-like form until he return to his original form.
Paimon:Ah there is my little....uh... which daughters is this one, there are so fucking many.
Imp:Stalia, your highness.
Paimon:Stalia! Yes! Right right that's the one the owl girl, well my little one it is finally your day of becoming a true part of Goesha family. How good for you, are you ready to know what you will be meant to do to serve Hell?
Stalia:Yes father.
Paimon uses his magic to open a portal to show Stalia stars, meteorites and galaxies.
Paimon:You will be entusted with the study of Earth skies, the stars. The prophecies they hold all that stuff in that fun.
Paimon summon Stalia Grimore and then floats it into her hands.
Paimon:You will begin the studies of your Grimore which will grant you access to the mortal realm to study and observe and you will grow to be a mighty princess of Hell with your own leagon to lead and pass on your knowledge to.
Stalia:I will do my best father.
Paimon:Wonderful! Also, you are destined to sire a precautionary additon to the Goesha family so you were now engaged. Congratulation isn't she charming?
Paimon take out a photo to shows Stalia her bride-to-be.
After seeing the photo Stalia stars crying.
Paimon:Oh, that's an ugly noise, here how about you cease this bitch crying?
Paimon tries to reassure Stalia by patting her head, only to make Stalia cry even harder.
Paimon:That's usually works. Would you like it if I took you to the circus in town, children enjoy the circus, right? Would that distract you enough from your non-negotiable future marriege?
[Pride Ring, Circus]
At the entrance of the circus tent there are Stalia and the Imp servant, who hold a mirror from which Paimon face can be see.
Paimon:Is there a spot close to the front but also far enough that I don't have to*sniff* *sniff* Oww smell the poor.
The "three" sit in a secrion dedicated exclusively to the Goetia to watch the show. Which begins with jugglers, acrobats, trapeze artists and knife throwers.
Paimon:Hohohohoho!
Paimon enjoys and applauds while Stalia looks down with a bored expression throughout the show. And then starts banging her head against her Grimore.
Cash:Now everyone's favorite thing about certain shit the motherfucking clowns!
A group of clowns jump out of the back tent scaring the whole audience.
meanwhile....
Phyllis:You ready Blitza?
Blitza:Born ready.
At the top of the tend the two jump from a wooden plank, hanging from ropes. As they approach the other, Blitza lets go of her rope and grabs Phyllis hand and together they swing around the tent. As soon as Blitza passes in front of Stalia she starts to blush looking at her.
Blitza:Ta-da!
Blitza says landing on a ball to then go down and pull out a balloon.
Blitza:Hey folks want to see me make a horse?
Blitza inflates the balloon and tries to shape it, only to create a giant knot that pop in her hand.
Blitza:Crap.
She tries again just for the balloon to pop over and over and over and over again, while the audience watches in silence as Blitza starts humming to herself and finally menages to create a horse....with no legs, failing to impress anyone.
Blitza:Horse!.....Well...it was a horse but then it eat too much sugar and his legs stopped working so they amputated them. Now it's a gross worm horse.
Stalia:*laugh*
Blitza:See, she gets it, this horses they make no sense.
Phyllis:Okay Blitza that's enough horsting around.
Phyllis arrives on stage and makes a perfect balloon horse.
Phyllis:Hey everybody look at this is banana pudding the clown horsey *neigh*
The whole audience starts laughing and clapping for Phyllis.
Stalia:I like her borken horse joke, it was funny their legs do stop working when they eat too much sugar it's called laminitis.
Paimon looks at his daughter with a raised eyebrow while she laughs for Blitza.
[Timeskip]
After the show "Paimon" and his servant Imp reach Cash tent, who he is busy drinking.
Paimon:Buuckzooo! That was real great *cough* so uh that little clown you have, my daughter really enjoyed that one I was womdering if I could buy her.
Cash:Buy her?
Paimon:Purchase her, yes accurate.
Paimon clap his hand and the Imp presses a botton that couses the mirror to stretch close to Cash face.
Paimon:My daughter doesn't have any friends you see and she like the little clown girl. It's her birthday, she's so sad and I don't want to deal with her can I write a check?
Cash:Well Phyllis is a big draw she as a few more shows to be in today so it would be pretty expansive~.
Paimon:No no the other one.
Cash:Blitza!
Paimon:Correct, how much?
Cash:Oh well she's my daughter so....... ah, how much you got in your pocket?
Paimon "turns" to the Imp, who puts a hand in his pocket and take out what he has.
Paimon:Uh? A crumbled five and a slim fit condom.
Cash:Ahhhh that's plenty, done.
Paimon:Splendid. Fetch her for me and we will be on our way.
The mirror returns the way it was before, Paimon claps his hand teleporting "him" and the Imp away, destroying half the tent in the process.
[With Blitza and Phyllis]
The two are playing with the balloons created during the show.
Phyllis:I'm banana pudding and I like to dance!
Blitza:I'm worm horse, tonight I'm sad.
Phyllis:Why are you sad worm horse?
Blitza:Becouse I have no legs!
Phyllis:Oh, well that's okay.
Blitza:I lost my legs in the war!
Phyllis:The war?
Blitza:Yes, The great pirates war.
Phyllis:No no pirates.
Blitza:The great pirates war!
Phyllis looks at Blitza with an annoyed face.
Phyllis:If you keep talking about pirates I will punch you.
Blitza:I fought bravely but I could not run fast enough, they took my legs there was blood everywhere.
Phyllis:*laugh*Oh no, ew no blood. Blood is disgusting.
Blitza:No it's cool *laugh*.
Phyllis:Well banana pudding is here to save the day, with is magical feet he dance around it. He will dance all around worm horse and make him feel better.
Blitza:And then will be more blood!*laugh*
Blitza takes out a bottle of ketcup and use it on her balloon.
Phyllis:Blitza that's so gross stop.
Blitza:Neveeeerrrr!
Suddenly Cash grabs Blitza wirsts and pulls her towards him.
Cash:Girl I got a job for you. You are going to spend the day with one of that Goesha princess.
Blitza:Ew, why?
Cash:Becouse money, now listen carefully you were bought to be her playmate but I want you to steal as much from those rich fuckers as possibly can.
Blitza:Steal but if I get caught?
Cash:Don't you want your family to be able to buy a bigger tent, better food, don't you want to be able to help me and your mama out?
Blitza:Of course I want to help mama.
Cash:then you gotta do this everything those rich fucks have will be worth a fortune *hic*
Blitza:But if I'm caught.....I'm scared dad.
Cash:There are scarier thing, aren't this.
Blitza:But-
Cash do the puppy eyes.
Blitza:Yes papa.
[Hell, Stalia Palace]
Cash takes his daughter to the entrance of the palace where Paimon and Stalia are waiting.
Paimon:Here is your new friend daughter, happy birthday.
Stalia:A friend?
Blitza:I guess? Hi uh I'm Blitza.
Stalia:I'm Stalia it's nice- Ouch.
Stalia bows only to be slapped on the back of the head by her father.
Paimon:Don't bow to that one! She bows to us, idiot.
Stalia:Oh, right. Sorry father.
Paimon:*chuckles*I'm so good at daddying.
[Timeskip]
Blitza and Stalia are sitting on the floor of the library surrended by books with Blitza bored almost to sleep.
Stalia:This is my book on the difference between frogs and toads, There's a lot of differences. And this is my book on plants and herbs! Did you know plants can hear you?
Blitza:Plants are boring, this is all boring stuff.
Stalia:I'm sorry I've never had a friend to share my books with.
Blitza:Mmm, you know what would be fun? A game, let's play. Treasure hunt.
Stalia:What's that?
Blitza:It's where we pretend we are pirates and we go around the house collecting all the nicest things and then we throw them out the window.
Stalia:We throw them out the window?
Blitza:Yes!
Stalia:Since when did pirates throw things out windows?
Blitza:Since like the down of time, come on pirates are always throwing stuff out windows.
Stalia:I don't think they had windows.
Blitza:What, did your book say that?
Stalia:Yes actually several.
Blitza:Well, in this game we're throwing them out the window, becouse it's fun!
Stalia:Well that's an odd game. It this an Imp game.
Blitza:Suuure, why not.
Stalia:Well if it's what you want to play.
Blitza puts her arm around Stalia making her blush.
Blitza:Let's do it!
The two run all over the palace and put everything they think is of value into a huge sack while having fun and laughing together.
They reach a balcony and Blitza hears a whistle, she lean over to see her father in a bush, gesturing her to throw the sack at him. Blitza looks behind herself to see Stalia distracted, then throws the sack to her father who grab ot and disappears into the bush.
Stalia:Blitza over here.
[Timeskip Night]
The two are out in the garden with Stalia sitting under a tree while Blitza climbs over it.
Blitza:So what is that? Your diary?
Stalia:No, this is my new Grimore. It's a spell book I have to learn it so that I can access the living world.
Blitza:The living world like the one with human and stuff where the Sinners came from?
Stalia:Mm-Hmm.
Blitza:That's cool.
Stalia:Yes, I'm supposed to learn to use it to study the sky!
Blitza:Why?
Stalia:My dad says I can find prophecies but, I don't really know but I supposed to. That's what my job will be when I grow up to join the rest of Goesha family.
Blitza:Well you know what I'm gonna do when I grow up? I'm go around with my own circus and I'm gonna be the most famous in ever and I'Il be able to do what I wanna do all day, I'm gonna make so much money and buy myself a big bulding with a big office.
Blitza says as she climbs to the top of a branch of the tree.
Stalia:A big office? For a circus?
Blitza:Yeah! A big office. Circus business with grounded horses and the horses will have a good name like Stapler and Biscuit Queen.
Stalia:I'm sure you will, that sound like a good business.
Blitza:Yeah and if you apply I'Il hire you......maybe.
Stalia:*laugh*You'll hire me?
Blitza:Yeah, I feel like it.
Stalia:Well I hope I qualify *laugh*. You'd be a good boss.
Blitza:You say that with sarcasm but, I totes would.
Stalia/Blitza:*laugh*
[Timeskipe 5 years, Stalia Palace]
A car stops in front of the starirs of the palace and three figures get out.
???:Look at the luxury, these Goesha have the best stuff.
???:When you're done looking around maybe focus on why we're here.
???:You should relax a bit, so more people would like you.
???:*growl*
???:Y/N! Torch! Stop it.
Y/N/Torch:Sorry boss.
Boss:Let's move.
The three go up the stairs to be greeted by an Imp
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