Well... I feel sick as I start to walk away from Asgores' place, down the tower, and back to the motel. Soon, I got out of that place... did I get reset by Flowey? I feel odd... like when you got the flu, and then it goes away, and you're left with that odd feeling of... A call interrupted my thoughts. It's Undyne who is calling me, "Hey Punk! Can you come to snowdin? I need you to deliver something to hotlands!" She hangs up as I start to walk to snowdin, but as I leave, I noticed a river with some guy there.

I hopped into his boat as he sped off to Snowdin. He started to sing a bit as I watched the water... it started to turn black? "Tra la la... beware the man who speaks in hands..." What did this man say. Soon, I can see something swim in the murky waters. They swam fast as I tried to touch the thing, but it disappeared as I arrived at my destination.

I walked to where Papyrus's house was. Undyne stood as she held a red envelope. "Hey Undyne! What do you need?" I asked as she handed me the envelope. It looked like it was, too... OH FUCK NAH!!! It addresses to Alphys, oh my god... is this a love letter!? Is Undyne lesbian?!

She put a hand on my shoulder which I shuddered for a moment... I'm scared of lesbians... I don't want them to not be happy I just uncomfortable near them ahhhhh- "I need you to deliver that to hotlands. Now you're thinking, why can't I do it? Well... IM A FUCKING FISH YOU DIPSHIT NOW GO DELIVER THAT LETTER SOLDIER!!!" She screamed at me as I saluted Undyne. I ran towards the river man, hopped onto his boat, and told him to go to hotlands. His boat turned to a dog and started to run to hotlands.

Once delivered to hotlands, I ran as fast as I could to Alphys labatory, I wanted to make this quick. I slide the note under the door as I knock on the door. I could hear muttering for a few minutes before she opened the door holding the letter in hand. "O-oh human, d-did you write this? I-its s-so neat and clean. After what I-I did... you k-know what! This will be a way to try and s-show you, I'm sorry! Let's go o-on this d-date!" YEA LETS- what... Wait- wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you got this wrong. I don't want to date you, please! Spare me from this!!!

It was too late as I got dragged into a date with a woman! Ok, keep your cool and don't scream at any advances she makes! "What's taking you so long, Alphys?" I asked her as I waited. She finally comes out of her dressing room in this red poka dotted dress as I just gave a thumbs up.

I was about to start this date, but she stopped me the minute I was about to click it. "W-wait, we n-need to give some g-gifts to i-improve the mood o-of the date. I have s-some to s-start us off w-with, like t-this armor polishing kit, to make your a-armor shine.... M-maybe not that. How about t-this fish scale c-cream, for sensitive s-scales... Y-yeah, no, not t-that either. H-how about this spear sharping kit - Y-you know how a-about we just go on that date." She had thrown all three gifts away as I realized this bitch liked Undyne, WHY THE FUCK AM I ON A DATE WITH YOU!? I just sit there in silence as the date started pops up. It was quiet as we started at each other.

I break the silence... man this is a fucking boring hang out... just sit in silence for a long period of damn time, FUCK THAT!! "Do you like noodles?" I asked her as she nodded her head in a yes. We sit around in silence for a few more minutes just waiting.

Soon, Alphys grabbed my hand and led me somewhere. My eyes shrunk as she grabbed my hand. WHY!? Soon, we're in waterfalls trash heep as she was happy. "This i-is my favorite place to go h-hang out. Just t-to stare far out and h-hope that will g-go free one d-day. Undyne-" she cuts herself off as I smack my face. Why am I on a date with you if you like someone already... I'm scared, and the grabbing of my hand... when I go home to all my animals and family... I'm washing my hands...

Soon, I started to have an idea. I gave Alphys the most cheekiest look know to monsters kind. "You like Undyne, don't you, Alphys?" For all the readers at home, yes, that's a SpongeBob reference. Alphsy immediately blushed and tried to deflect the situation. FUCKING GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!

Soon Alphys saw Undyne as she hopped into a trash can. Undyne fucking bodyslammed me into the water "DID YOU DELIVER THE LETTER!? WHERES ALPHYS!!!" She yelled as I shrugged like I didn't know. I can't breathe. This damn woman is crushing my fucking air lungs!!! She gets off of me as she looked like she was dressing to go on motorcycle rides.

She runs off as Alphys gets out of the trash can as she sighed. She twiddling her fingers before looking at me. "I-I guess it was o-obvious... wasn't it. I-I just d-don't know how to t-tell her the truth..." I started to think as she explained that she was a lair. I started to think of an idea. It finally clicked as I spun around.

I snapped my fingers together as Alphys looked at me with hopeful eyes. "How about we roleplay so you can get comfortable with telling Undyne the truth?" I asked as this wouldn't be bad... right? Alphys looked super happy... oh my god... I'm going to have to act like a lesbian... time to try to face my fears!

"O-ok... should y-you be Undyne?" She asked me. I nodded as I started to pump myself up for this as I turned around. I can do it! I CAN BECOME LESBIAN!!! I AM THE LESBIAN!! Ok, ok, now I'm lesbian... time to face the ultimate challenge... roleplaying like one.

I turned and leaned on a mount of garbage. I put on my best Undyne impression as I give her a smug look. "Hey Alphys! You are looking good tonight!" I gave her cheesy gun fingers as she looked to the ground. I'm hating this already... WHY!?

she giggled softly as I tried desperately to not scrunch my face into cringe. "H-hey Undyne. Thank you for the compliment." Her tail wagged a bit as she blushed... I WANNA LEAVE - NO, I MUST BE STRONG!!! I'M A LESBIAN NOW! I got to be.

To make this quick, I'm going to do something different. Ahh, there we go after my line it will work. "So you wanted to ask me something Alphys?" I asked her as she nodded. This is going to be painful.

Alphys: "Yea, I-I wanted t-to tell you that I'm n-not the cool s-scientist you think I-I am."

Me: "How so? I think you're really cool!"

Alphys: "w-well I-I don't read scientist books b-but instead m-manga."

Me: "That's doesn't make me hate you... It makes me like you more."

Alphys: "Y-you... YOU KNOW WHAT. KISS ME UNDYNE TAKE ME AWAY AND KISS ME LONG AND HARD - I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU, UNDYNE!!"

Undyne walks in confusion and even scared. Alphsy stopped in her love confession, and I was rocking on the ground crying. I'm scared of Alphys. "Excuse me what the fuck did I walk into?" Undyne asked as she pulled me up. Alphsy and Undyne started to talk about the real truth, which was wholesome.

Soon, Undyne and Alphys were going to kiss as I started to panic before I took a deep breath and spoke up. "Hey, can you not kiss infont of me? I'm afraid of lesbians..." I told them which they apologize and moved apart. Soon, we all split up, and I started to go to Alphys' place. We had to talk. I walked in as I saw the bathroom door open. I saw a note, but it was nothing but Dino scratch... It's like chicken scratch... I started to walk in... OH, I REMEMBER A THOUGHT! like when you got the flu, and then it goes away, and you're left with that odd feeling of like you got inside sunburn? Yea, I get that. I walked into the bathroom to see that it was an elevator. I clicked a button as it went down, and there was no return now. I also might have my lesbian fear even worse! Or better! WAH HOO!! I also ate some cheese while going to this scary place.

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