(I CHANGED THE BOOK NAME HEHEHEHEHEEH)

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Nobody's pov:

"Sorry."

"I don't forgive you."

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Albedo woke up, seeing the blue haired man eating/drinking/whatever some soup, actually crying with a pale green face. As soon as he saw Albedo, he dropped the soup. It must've tasted bad.

Kaeya smiled brightly, before crying again after he saw the mess.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SORRY ALBEDOO!!" He cried dramatically.

"I forgive you for the soup, but not everything else." Albedo huffs.

"Ohhh yeah.. LET'S JUST FORGET THAT HAPPENED, YEAH?" He laughs awkwardly and/or nervously.

"To think that I can forget this is absurd, really. From now on, we're switching rooms. Your probably hiding more stuff." Albedo crossed his arms, trying to act serious but giggles when he sees Kaeya pouting like a baby.

A nurse then comes in, reminding Kaeya to take his medicine before resting. Kaeya shot a disgusted face at her while staring at the medicine.

Quickly gulping it, he gags and sighs. What in the world did they put in it  to make medicine taste so... ew?

"Your getting discharged in a week. I'll see you tomorrow. Take care, don't do stupid stuff." Albedo waves, noticing Kaeya getting sleepy. The pirate wannabe waves back, laying his back on the soft sheets (no they did not fuck before that stop with ur dirty minds smut readers)

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For the past 7 days, Albedo would visit Kaeya everyday. He was like a teacher, telling the tired blue haired man about what they learnt in school the whole time so he doesn't need to catch up.

In secret, Albedo has been doing his homework, cleaning his new dorm room, searching new recipes of food he can make for Kaeya, stuff like that.
He was gay for sure.

At last, Kaeya was getting out of the torture device after a whole week full of lessons, rest, horrible soup, and homework. Oh how he wanted to get some real food already.

Arriving at school, lots of students gathered around him, clearly worried.
Man, it made him super uncomfortable. He just said he had a horrible headache and ran away, leaving the group of students curious.

As he opens the door to his dorm, his eyes light up with joy once he sees lots of food that isn't soup on the table. Albedo was sitting quietly, waiting.

As he was creeping up behind Albedo, whos back was facing him, Albedo turned around with a confused face.

Kaeya sighed. He wanted to scare Albedo so fucking badly.

He sat down on the table and started munching on everything with a delightful look on his face. Albedo giggled at how messy he looked.

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"Man, I'm fulllllllll!!" Kaeya rubbed his stomach.

He stood up, heading to his room when he realized he switched rooms with Albedo. Grunting heavily after stubbing his toe on his way there, he opens the door to his new room, a bit surprised once he saw how neat it was. His laptop, notes, books, clothes in the closet, and everything else was placed neatly there.

Of course, he fell on the fluffy bed after 30 seconds of looking around. How soft it was made his body relax, his eyelids became heavy as his long eyelashes fluttered. Just like that, this bitch just slept.

An hour or so later, he wakes up due to the fact that a bird flew into his closed window. Kaeya is that type of person who can't sleep for at least 5 hours after u wake them up, so he was quite energetic weirdly.

He decided to take a look around the room, curious on what Albedo left behind. Looking through a cupboard, he sees a few sketchbooks. Three to be exact. He decided to look through it cuz his a sneaky bitch.

The first notebook had drawings of lots of people. From famous alchemists, to classmates, to teachers, to famous artists and more. My my, the sketches really looked amazing.

The second notebook was a bit different. There were people and a number at the bottom. The more he looked through the sketchbook, the more he realized Albedo drew people for money. How embarrassing to see Childe in there.

The third notebook. That one, made Kaeya shocked. Speechless, even. It was full of him.  Sketches and sketches of him. They all look amazing. They looked exactly like him. The last three pages of the sketchbook were portraits of Albedo himself, which Kaeya held to his chest dearly.

Quietly, he teared a page where there was a nice portrait of the blonde haired student, and grabbed his file. He carefully placed it inside, admiring   the piece of paper.

"My type has been found. Blonde hair, good at drawing, short, adorable. Yes."

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HEHHEHEE IM DONEEE
ILL BE POSTING A BIT LESS DUE TO SCHOOL STARTING SO IM SORRY MY DEARS 😭

ANWYAYS

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Kokomi
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