Your Pov.:
I was waking up to a huge argument outside my room. This became like a normal thing, every morning.
I was living with 4 boys, everyone different from another like day and night.
There's Edd. He's the boss of this house, earning money and getting shit together if things are breaking down. He is also the one, that cares about everyone and comforts with cola and ice cream ,if he notice that something is wrong. He's just a sweet cinnamon bun.
There is Matt. A self- loving young man, who is head over heels into himself. He even wrote a book about his love with himself. He's the right man, when you need tips about makeover and outfit. Matt is like my best shopping friend.
And now introducing my two problems:
First we have the interesting guy named Tom. He's an alcoholic I assume, because he's drinking from early morning to late night until he's passed out. The mysterious thing is that his eyes are a soul swallowing black. And to be honest, I lost myself in the brunettes eyes.
The second problem ist Tord. He's a devil haired ,light brunette, red hooded communist and I am pretty sure that he's the red leader. Ever so often I hear heavy breathing and quite moaning from his room that is right next to mine.
I also have to admit that I find myself touching my privat region at night as I am breathing both of their names shakily.

Back to business!

Tom and Tord were screaming insult at one another.
„You will wake her up with your screaming you devil horned commie!"
"how charming  Jehovahs witness! You are the one screaming!"
I got up from my warm bed and walked towards the door. As I opened it both went quite and looked at me. "Good morning to you too." I said bluntly and walked downstairs.
Both at them mumbled an apology and walked silently behind me downstairs where the smell of delicious bacon and sweet pancakes hit my nose.
"A wonderful good morning you three! I hope you're hungry." he chirped out.
Matt also came downstairs after us. "What a beauty you are on that morning. Oh, good morning guys!" He said while putting his mirror down.
I greeted both with a chirpy voice as well. Tom and Tord just grumbled.
"(Y/n), I made you coffee with a hint of caramel, for Tom I made a coffee with a shot Smirnoff and for Tord a cappuccino with a hentai girl drawn with whipped cream and chocolate chips."
"What has gotten into you? Is there poison in that?!" Tord asked.
"What is your problem Tord? I make breakfast every day." Edd said a little disappointed. I nudged Tord in the arm that he should apologize. He huffed and said a quick apology. We sat down.
"Thank you edd. It smells and looks fantastic like every day and my coffee is perfect. Only you can make it perfect!" I cheered.
He blushed and scratched his neck."Aw thanks (Y/n)"
I looked around and noticed that Tom and tord where glaring at Edd. I shrugged it of and took one of Edds famous cola pancakes and start munching on that.
We ate in silence until Edd stood up to grab our attention. "Guys, me and Matt need to do something out of town and we won't come back until tomorrow. Can I trust you with (Y/n)?" He asked and looked at Tom and Tord. Especially at Tord, because he tends to... actions like smacking my butt when I pick up something or getting really near me.
"Pfff. Of course Edd! I'll be as nice as a lamb, I swear!"
I looked over at Tord and saw that he was crossing his fingers behind his back. I almost chocked on my food and was coughing violently. "(Y/n) are you alright?" Edd and Matt asked in unison. "Yeah *cough* just swallowed a little to much."
I looked over at Tord who was smirking at my sentence and I felt myself blushing.
Tom didn't seemed to care what was happening.
"I will take care of her." Tom said while sipping from his mug. We looked at him in surprise.
"What? It's not a big deal after all. Just keeping her save from that commie Bastard and making sure that she eats and drinks."
I always thought that Tom didn't give a single shit about what I say, that's why I'm surprised because I only said once that I don't drink and eat enough.
"Okay that's good. Now I am a little relieved." Edd huffed, sitting back down again and continued eating.
Tord went into defensive mode and mumbled something in another language and I just looked at Tom, looking for something that will tell that he's joking. I came to the conclusion that he isn't joking.

(Time skip to after breakfast)

After we finished eating I helped Edd cleaning up. I was a little curious about why he's worried about me being alone with Tord and so I asked him.
"Hey Edd? I have a question."
"Well go ahead (Y/n)."
"Why are you so worried about me being alone with Tord?"
"He tends to be more sexual around you and I don't want to imagine what he will do when he's alone with you."
Well, that was obvious.
We finished cleaning up the kitchen between some good puns and laughter. I felt a pair of eyes lay upon me but I just ignored it, even though it was uncomfortable as hell.
"Thanks (Y/n) for helping around the house. It is really nice of you."
"Oh no Edd, it's the least I can do. You let me live here and I don't know what I would do without you guys."
"Aw, don't need to be all emotional (Y/n)." He said punching me lightly on my arm. We shared a laughter until he looked at the time.
He suddenly looked very concerned and worried.
"We need to go. Just try not to get near Tord when Tom isn't around okay?"
"Sure big bro." I said with a grin. He just chuckled and ruffled up my hair.
They grabbed their stuff, said their goodbyes and took off to wherever they are going.

I thought to myself 'this couldn't be so bad, could it?'

Boi was I wrong!