Izuku: WHAT THE HELL?!?!

Mineta: LUCKY BASTARD!!!!!

Ochako: NO! I'M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO HAVE DEKU!!!!!

Kaminari: All the 1-B girls are there too?!

Eri: Does that mean I get all the mamas?

Ochako: No sweetie I'm the only mom you need. Also -infinity/100. ALSO DEKU COME HERE!

Ochako: *grabs Izuku's hand and drags him into another room*

Izuku: Where are we going?

Ochako: I'M CLAIMING YOU AS MINE!!!

Izuku: W-W-WHA?!

Me: *Pulls out shotgun and aims it at them* No having sex in my place. You're underage

Ochako: But the age of consent in our country is-

Me: I. DON'T. CARE. Also 0/100