You lay on the beach, soaking up the sun. You and your girlfriend, Katyusha, had headed to the beach with her brother and some of his friends.

The problem?

Her bikini didn't fit very well.

You could see Katyusha playing volleyball out of the corner of your eye. You closed your eyes to take a quick nap when...

"(Y/N)!"

You shot straight up and turned to the course of the anguished cry. The strap of your girlfriend's bikini had snapped leaving her *ahems* open to public eye.

Her brother and his friends simply stared while you shot into action. You grabbed a spare towel and a shirt and sprinted to where she stood.

You held the towel in front of her and tossed her the shirt. The towel acted as a curtain as Katyusha changed. She stepped out from round the towel and you gave her a quick hug and a peck on the lips.

The boys were still staring at her and you cracked your knuckles, sending them a harsh glare. They gulped and started sprinting across the sand, but didn't get very far when you started beating the shit out of them.

Katyusha cleared her throat, "Люба? Ви можете зупинити зараз."

You stopped and smiled back at her, "Fine, but only because I love you."

She blushed and smiled back, "Я теж тебе люблю."

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I LOVE UKRAINE SHES MY BBY

Я теж тебе люблю - I love you too

Люба? Ви можете зупинити зараз. - Darling? You can stop now.