Skye: What a relaxing day...

America: Yeah and nothing can ruin this day for us.

-Mary sue radar starts ringing-

Skye: Oh screw me senseless...

America: Eew!

Skye: It's just an expression! *looks at radar* There's a Mary sue heading this way...Ugh...*holds hands to her face*

America: *gets out his gun* It's such a drag having to kill those parasites we gotta find the source and get rid of them for good.

Skye: *ominous dark aura starts to appear* 

America: Uh....Skye?

Skye: *gets gun out* Come on America let's go kill some bitches! *drags him off*

America: Ouch! Your holding too tight!

Skye: *softens her grip* Sorry...

-Outside-

Skye: Oh my gosh...

America: That Mary sue is molesting Norway!

Skye: (Snapped expression below)

America: We have to-!

Skye: NORWAY I'LL SAVE YOU!!! *runs and starts shooting like crazy*

America: *runs* Skye wait! Don't be reckless with that gun

Mary sue: *gets shot in the head and falls down*

Norway: Ugh! *stands up*

Skye: *tackle hugs Norway*

Norway: *falls down again* Ouch! Skye get off!

Skye: You're okay! I'm glad you didn't get hurt! *hugs tighter*

America: Skye you could have shot him! Be careful when you use a gun!

Norway: And get off now will you? You're strangling me with this hug!

America: Oh no...another Mary sue is coming! 

Skye: (Snapped expression)

Norway:..Skye?

Skye: *holds gun tightly* Their never gonna succeed just you wait and see...

Mary sue: Hello! I'm Valkneria! I'm a country and I'm here to see my husband America!

America: Go away you Mary sue! 

Valkneria: AAAAHHH!! My husband! *runs to him*

Skye: *shoots her multiple times*

Valkneria: *dead*

America: T-thanks...

Skye: *stands still and doesn't turn around*

America:...Skye? Hey you okay?

Norway: Skye quit zoning out! Let's get back inside already!

America: You know the least you could do is thank her since she basically saved you.

Skye: *laughing insanely*

America and Norway:.......

Skye: You're right America...we need to find the source of these Mary sues coming in here...then...

America:....We kick their butts?

Skye: *turns around with a yandere face*

America and Norway: *feeling scared*

Skye: Yeah we beat their sorry asses and kill them! Death to the Mary sues! Hahaha! *cackles*

Norway: Oh dear...she...snapped...

America: She'll return to her normal self but for now I think it's best we stay out of her way...she is the one protecting us from the Mary sues after all.

Norway: I guess...