Canada: *le writing in diary*

Dear diary,

        Today has been another normal, boring day. Yet again, nobody has noticed me, and I'm starting to think that-

America: *steals diary* oh! what's this! a diaaary!?

Canada: hey! give that back!

America: *reads it* who's Canada?

Canada: *sobs grossly in a corner*

America: we, where are these puddles coming from?....OH MY GOD, IGGY, I HAVE GHOST

England: No you don't, shut up