This is our last journey for my Harry Potter phase. Not gonna lie, i miss being in the Harry Potter phase but i've grown out of it. But this is the last crack but it ends with our favourite fabulous duo! Y/n and our dear Lavender! Enjoy this last chapter!

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"BITCH!"

"Y/N!"

"BITCH.....NO WAY."

"WHAT IS IT?! DID RON GET 30 POINTS AWAY FROM GRYFFINDOR AGAIN?"

Y/n sighs at the thought, what she said is true. But it was something else, that is; The School Drama.

Y/n got smacked on the head.

"I asked you a question. Not asking you to be silent. Tsk, dumbass"

Y/n being Y/n, she felt offended by her words. Y/n whines, but before she say anything, Lavender groans in annoyance; "Bloody hell, If you wanna be dramatic like Drako Malhoy or whatever the heck his name is, I'm just gonna leave you all alone here."

Y/n's eyes widen, begging Lavender to not leave. Lavender cringed at the sight of her begging so she just slap
Y/n across the face.

"Damn, i think my face is gonna get sore from your slaps."

"Do you wann—"

"Haha...I'm just gonna go to my class now which is...Potions."

And with that, Y/n runs out of The Hall before Lavender even got to slap her again.

Draco randomly appeared beside her, before he even gonna tap Y/n's shoulder, Y/n turned around and her hair accidentally slap his face.

"And what do you want, Mr. Malhoy?"

Draco clicked his tongue, cringed at that name as he was about to correct her, Y/n just slaps his face.

"Stop daydreaming about Harry."

"The fuck!"

"The fuck?"

"The...Fuck..."

"What in the mOtHeRfUcK?"

Draco groans in annoyance before he speaks: "Don't repeat the words i've said, Gryffindor."

"At least i slay!"

Lavender appeared behind her.

"YES! YOU SLAY GIRL!!!"

"WHAT THE FUCK."

"Malfoy...50 points From Slytherin for the violation words." Snape's voice is spoken behind Draco.

Draco sighs, enters the potion class before seeing Ron laughs at him. "Oh shove off, Ron."

Ron laughs at him and patted his back. Whispering something into Draco's ear; "We all know that Y/n and Lavender is his favourites. Besides, he rarely cared about them."

A shout is heard: "PROFESSOR SEVERUS SNAPE SLAY SO MUCH THAT SO MUCH PEOPLE DISOBEY HIM CAUSE HE IS A MATERIAL GIRL!"

"Who the hell was that?" Hermion complained, not knowing it was her girlfriend who screamed those weird words but slay words.

Harry sighs at this knowing it is his sister. He chuckled at the thought of it.

Snape smirks and flips his hair, before saying: "Of course i am, Ms. Potter. I am a material gurl. 20 Points for Gryffindor!"

The whole hogwarts shook by his words.

Y/n and Lavender starts fangirling over him.

"AHHHH LOOK AT HIM. YASSS"

"O M G. HE IS TOTALLY OUR FAV TEACHER."

"DESPITE HIM IS LAST SEEN WITH MY MOM."

"Are we consider lucky having the both of them?"

"Oh fucking yes, we are."

A smack sound is heard in between the three of them.

"Shut it Ron, you also, Harry. Never accept this behavior. I sometimes wonder why i am dating your sister, Harry."

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The end of this book!
Goodbye!

September 6, 2022
00:26