ATITTIES

me
yall who got them the ball

jongho
what

seonghwa
what ball

wooyoung
uhh if it's a bad thing it was
yeosang and if it's a good thing
thing it was me

me
are you serious

wooyoung
I DONT KNOW IM SCARED

me
who got them the ball

yeosang
not me

jongho
neither

yunho
i got them like a bus thing
and blocks or something

me
so you're irrelevant? then
shut up

mingi
WHO TF BOUGHT THEM
THE FUCKING BALL

san
me i did

hongjoong
sannie run run as fast as
you can and don't ever look
back

me
PLEASE MINGI PLEASE

mingi
NO YOU CANNOT MAKE
OUT WITH HIM I DONT
CARE

san
WAIT WHAT WHY NOT
I DIDNT CONSENT TO THAT
OF COURSE SHE CAN
DONT LET HIM TELL YOU
HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE
QUEEN

wooyoung
WHAT ABOUT ME DO THEY
NOT LIKE THEIR SHOES??

me
NO WOOYOUNG THEY HATE
THEM THEYRE LIKE CATS
WHEN YOU DROP A SLICE
OF CHEESE ON THEIR HEADS

wooyoung
WHAT NOOOOO

mingi
they don't like their shoes
but hakkun likes his beanie
and eunji loves her doll so
you're fine

wooyoung
OKAY THANK YOU

seonghwa
did they like their building
blocks

mingi
yes actually they find them
quite entertaining

mingi
eunji seems to think it's
particularly funny to build them
up wait for her brother or
mother or me to lay down
beside it and then topple it
over

seonghwa
SHE IS SO YUNA OMG

mingi
hey i can be evil

yunho
it's cute that you think that

san
why did you wanna know about
the ball so bad

me
BECAUSE THEYRE OBSESSED

me
AFTER YALL LEFT THEY

WERE PLAYING WITH
EVERYTHING BUT THE
BALL BUT THEN THIS
MORNING MINGI WAS
PLAYING WITH THEM
WHILE I MADE BREAKFAST
AND HE STARTED ROLLING
IT AROUND AND NOW
THEYVE BEEN CHASING IT
AROUND THE LIVING ROOM
FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF

san
really they liked my gift

me
YES THEY LOVE IT THANK
YOU SANNIE

san
*giggles and blushes* she
called me sannie

mingi
oh shut up

seonghwa
wOah?

mingi
i'm sorry san im threatened
by you

me
oh shut up

seonghwa
woAh?

me
sorry mingi im gonna punch
you in the face

hongjoong
wtf are yall talking about

hongjoong
oh right the twins presents

hongjoong
did they like their jackets

me
TO BE HONEST

hongjoong
oh god

me
i personally am obsessed and
mad that i dont have one but
also they're a little bit too big
so they don't love them atm
but i'm sure they'll fit into them
and love them in a few months

hongjoong
okay good

hongjoong
i wanted them to be a little
bigger so that they could
wear them hopefully for
longer

me
that makes sense

me
but may i have one too

hongjoong
yes of course

me
HDHEKEVIEV

mingi
i don't think you understand
just how much she loves their
jackets she will not stop
talking about them

hongjoong
haha i win best present

jongho
i what about my gifts

mingi
YOU FUCKING LOST BRO
THOSE FUCKING DRUMS
ARE MAKING MY EARS
BLEED AND THAT GODDAMN
KEYBOARD FOR GODS
SAKE

me
not to mention the bear that
sings

me
THING STARTED GOING
OFF AT TWO IN THE
MORNING AND I MEAN I

LOVE YOU JONGHO BUT
I DO NOT WANT TO WAKE
UP TO YOU SINGING
'YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE'

jongho
sorry

me
it's okay i realised that it's
a build-a-bear so i just
unpicked its stitches pulled
the little button out of the
paw and stitched it back up

me
i'll keep the little button
because it actually put eunji
to sleep freakishly fast

jongho
thank you

me
i love you

yunho
what about me did they like
my gifts

me
UHH YES AND THEYRE
THE CUTEST TEDDY
BEARS THAT I HAVE EVER
SEEN OMG ARE YOU
KIDDING

yeosang
have they used my thing yet

mingi
you got the bath crayons
right

yeosang
yeah

me
they haven't used them but
mingi and i did

yunho
excuse me

san
wtf

wooyoung
THATS SO FUNNY AND CUTE
AT THE SAME TIME

mingi
yes we took a bath together
and we played with the bath
crayon's big deal

me
i mean is it our fault that they
look fun as shit? no

seonghwa
so they like all of their presents

mingi
yes they do

me
they love them thank you
guys

hongjoong
naww shucks

san
anything for my angel babies

seonghwa
they're MY angel babies
but okay

me
uh yeah biggest MYs to
ever exist

yeosang
no one said anything about
aespa

me
i did so shut up

me
I BRING I BRING ALL THE
DRAMAMAMAMA I BRING
DRAMAMAMAMA WITH MY
GIRLS IN THE BACK GIRLS
IN THE BACK DRAAMMAAA

me
BEST ENDING TO EVER EXIST
IN THE HISTORY OF MUSIC

mingi
i thought it was say my name

me
minecraft youtuber outro type
shit

mingi
hurts ngl

yunho

halazia?

me
best ending in all of kpop not
the history of music as a whole
sorry

me
anywho yes the twins love
their presents and these
books someone got them are
so cute like shut up

mingi
oh the box of books

me
yeah did you see them

mingi
dude those books raised
me

me
what

mingi
they're from my parents it's
the same set of books i had
when i was younger

mingi
they were my bedtime stories

me
OMG YOURE SO CUTE

yunho
WAIT I SAW THEM AND I
LOVE THEM TOO IM TRYNA
BUY A SET FOR JIHOON

wooyoung
FFS I WANT BABIES TOO

san
ME I WANNA BE A DAD SO
FUCKING BAD

me
jia is single and looking

san
GIVE HER MY NUMBER

me
she already has it?

yeosang
NO I CALL DIBS ON JIA

seonghwa
YOU CANT CALL DIBS ON
A HUMAN BEING

yeosang
FUCK YOU ILL DO WHATEVER
I WANT YOURE NOT MY
MOTHER

seonghwa
oh so that's where we're
going

yeosang
no

yeosang
please don't hurt me im
too beautiful

jongho
WAIT SO THEY LIKED
EVERYONES PRESENTS BUT
MINE

mingi
no they like your present

me
WE hate them

me
and honestly we hate you
for buying them

me
<3

jongho
bitch

jongho
</3

me
ugh

me
i'll take my heart back thank
you

jongho
good i don't want it

me
fine then take yours back
too

jongho
wait no i'm sorry please keep
my heart

mingi
IM GONNA SNAP THAT
FUCKING KEYBOARD IN
HALF

me
yummy ;)

yunho
good fucking night

ATITTIES

get ready for the twins to start
doing a lot of new shit

ALSO

IVE THOUGHT OF A NEW
PROBLEM HEHEHE

don't worry it's not yuna

kinda

ANYWAYS

reese's peace's my friends
<33