YUNA'S BITCHES

wooyoung
yuna

me
hi

wooyoung
you need to bring us up
to date with everything
that's been happening the
past month

seonghwa
REAL

me
like what?

yeosang
kkuni, your new house and
your stalker are the most
important things

jongho
and eunji because we legally
can't talk about one and not
the other

wooyoung
wait that's so true

me
okay well kkuni is okay for
now

me
mingi and i are starting to
learn sign language and
use it while we talk to them

me
it has been difficult to get
him to look at us or wake
up or interact with us the
same ways that eunji does
but we're making it work
and being patient

seonghwa
that's good i'm proud of you
bub you seem to be handling
this well

me
thanks i think i am

me
uh new house is good mingi
signed the papers and we've
started packing up all of our
stuff

me
in fact i actually get to take
the first lot of boxes to the
house tomorrow which is
exciting

jongho
you didn't hire movers?

me
i did but only for the big
things i can take the boxes

myself

me
stalker person has backed off
since all of the security got
brought in and hopefully there'll
still be a couple of dudes
hanging around the new house
but yeah

yeosang
so you're thriving?

me
basically yeah

jongho
OMG IVE NEVER EXPERIENCED
THIS BEFORE YUNA THRIVING
WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME
TO

seonghwa
real

seonghwa
but in all honesty im so happy
that you're doing well bub you've
been struggling for TOO long

me
eh it's no biggie

wooyoung
girl don't act like your life
is all rainbows and unicorns

me
you're not wrong but it's really
no big deal

me
even if 95% of my life was
bad there's still that 5% to
keep me going man

me
and i'm like 86.27% sure that
tomorrow will be a shitty day
like all the boxes i'm taking to
the house break or smth

yeosang
WELL DONT JINX YOURSELF
DUMBASS

me
slay

me
did someone ask about eunji

jongho
me i did

me
SHES WADDLING

jongho
*GASP* PROOF RIGHT
FUCKING NOW

me
*video of eunji waddling around
the apartment laughing and
chasing mingi*

seonghwa
OMG LISTEN TO THOSE
LITTLE STOMPS

yeosang

LOOK AT RHOSE CHUBBY
LITTLE LEGS OMG

wooyoung
omg she's so beautiful i can't
even

jongho
I HAVE NO WORDS I CANT
I SHE SLAYED

wooyoung
butch i'm so glad it didn't
work out with the dude from
your uni

wooyoung
like boohoo you got pranked
but if it had've actually
worked out with him i think
i would personally be in agony
and so would mingi

me
please it was so stupid of me
to ever go on that date when
i knew how mingi felt abt me

me
ESPECIALLY COZ I FELT THE
FUCKING SAME LIKE HELLO

jongho
yeah but he was so ready
to rip that guys ballsack off
for you and i think that's
adorable

me
ME TOO

me
anywho

me
new topic

YUNHO

excuse me

why did i just hear from
YEOSANG of all people that
you're moving house???

why didn't you tell me

why did you tell yeosang first

i'm your best friend

i didn't tell him yuna must've

well why didn't she tell me
first

idk maybe she doesn't care
what you think

wtf

i'm her brother i should've
been the first person she told

well no

then who should be the first

considering the fact that i'm
the one who's going to be
living with her you'd think i
would be first but it was heejin

TF DO YOU MEAN IT WAS
HEEJIN

she spoke to heejin abt it
before she told me

i mean she also bought the
house before she told me
but ya know

NO I DONT FUCKING KNOW

then learn dude idk what else
to tell you

do you actually want
something from me or no

no not really

okay

bye

hold on is everything okay

everything is fine why

idk you seem weird

i'm a little stressed

abt what

kkuni and the stalker

what if they find out our
new address i mean yeah
there's security guards but

still like they could still get
photos of us and the
security guards just make
it more obvious that someone
important lives there like wtf

also kkuni is practically deaf
in one ear and he's going
to be completely deaf by the
time he's like six like that's
insane he's just a kid what
the hell did he do to deserve
that

woah dude

sorry i don't usually get to
vent

why not yuna is like the
best listener ive ever met

i know but i just feel like
she has so much going on
mentally and physically and
emotionally that if i talk to
her ill make it harder for her
or make her feel guilty and
the last thing i want is for
her to feel guilty

of course dude

but you should talk to her

even though she tends to
avoid being honest at first
she's always honest with you
it's only right that you do the
same

that's true

and yeah she's gonna feel
guilty and you're going to
feel guilty too but she's
gonna feel guilty no matter
what and so will you

dude you've never been in
a relationship why're you good
at this

i'm asking heejin

omg

yeah i'm no good with
relationship advice

i know that's why i was
suspicious

okay fuck you im not that
bad

you just admitted that you're
no good

well yeah but just because i
said it doesn't mean you can

okay whatever

ew why am i the emotional
one today

like why do i need you
more than you need me
rn

idk

i feel so empowered tho
like yeah you need me you
little bitch

okay i've never said that
abt you why're you treating
me like this

sorry #iloveyoubro

#iloveyoutoodude

AUTHOR

just to come back to the
most recent problems
because i tend to forget
about them <3