Prank Day In Swellview 3

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(Ray and Henry are standing in front of the screen while Jasper and Schwoz are filling up brown boxes with fake flyers. The elevator opens, and Charlotte walks in.)

Charlotte: "Hey, you guys. I got us all food from Nacho. . ." (Stops when she sees the flyers) "Schwoz? Jasper?"

Schwoz: "Hi, Charlotte."

Jasper: "Sup, Char?"

Charlotte: "Where'd all those flyers come from?"

Ray: "Schwoz made them for my big prank on Bordertown and Swellview." (Tickles fingers with Henry while they both make funny mouth sounds.)

Charlotte: "I told you guys this morning that this was a bad idea." (Puts the food down)

Henry: (Stands up) "You never told us that."

Ray: "Yeah, you just stood there and said. . ." (Places one hand on his waist, points a finger and imitates Charlotte's voice) "Listen to me. And we didn't because we never listen to you."

Charlotte: (Calmly) "Ray?"

Ray: "Sup?"

Charlotte: (A little agitated) "When have I ever sounded like that?"

Jasper: (Picks a flyer) "Uh, this morning. Try to keep up!"

Charlotte: "Pranking Swellview into relocating to Bordertown is a bad idea. It's not okay."

Henry: "Oh, but it's okay to trick people out of their ten dollars?"

Jasper: "Yeah, Charlotte!"

Charlotte: (Spreads her arms) "It was a harmless prank."

Henry: "No, it wasn't a harmless prank, Charlotte. My pockets were harmed. They became empty after my ten dollars left."

Charlotte: (Sighs frustratingly) "Look, it's prank day in Swellview, but not in Bordertown. Swellview might find it funny, but Bordertown won't."

Ray: (Waves his hand carelessly) "Oh, come on, my prank's hilarious. When these flyers go out telling people that Bordertown is now empty, they're gonna pack their bags and drive all the way down to Bordertown, knock on the random door to a random house and go "hey, we heard this town is no longer inhabited, so we're going to inhabit it." And then it's gonna blow up in their faces when they realized they wasted their time and it was all just a big prank."

Charlotte: (dryly) "It's all playing out so well in your little indestructible head, isn't it?"

Ray: "Matter of fact, it's going so well I can almost hear both towns laughing about it a hundred years later. They're not only gonna remember me as the super good looking superhero who saved them everyday, they're gonna remember that it was I who pulled off the biggest most baddest prank in—"

Jasper: "The history of biggest most baddest pranks."

Ray: (Glares hotly at Jasper) "I was gonna finish the sentence. This is my moment."

Jasper: "Oh, I'm. . . I'm sorry."

Ray: (To Schwoz) "You guys get ready to send these flyers out to the whole of Swellview."

Schwoz: "We'll be done in no time."

Ray: (Excitedly) "Oh, I can't wait to see all their faces."

Charlotte: "As usual, I'm the only one worried about this."

Henry: "Charlotte, you don't need to get worried about the prank, alright. Bordertown is gonna be totally chill about it, trust me."

(Scene closes. Four hours later, Ray and the gang with an exception of Charlotte comes back to the Man Cave laughing and chattering. They find two men in suits and dark glasses, standing behind Charlotte.)

Captain Man: "Charlotte, who are these people?"

Charlotte: "Oh, these really nice gentlemen are here to speak to you and Kid Danger. Bordertown is not totally chill about your big prank."

Kid Danger: "Aw, man!"

(Scene closes)


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