Hey, Silly here! I would just like to say that this story is cliché, cringey, silly and stupid. The title is meant to be satirical by the way. You've read the title, you've read the description and now you're reading the story- which, may I say, thank you! But please do not expect good quality writing from this. There's gonna be spelling and grammar mistakes because no matter how much I proof read, some slip-ups still get through- sorry! I'm just a teenager rambling away on my notes app on either the bus or in my bedroom, writing about a gay little elf mage getting teleported to Burnley -out of all places- and falling in love. At first, this story was meant to be a silly, sort-of-parody of your stereotypical isekai story: Instead of a regular human from our world getting transported to a fantasy world, what if a mage from a fantasy kingdom came to our world? Specifically, Burnley- because it was funny. The more I've written about it, the more serious (I use 'serious' VERY lightly, it's still dumb as hell) the story became. It's still partially for the bit, but I really am enjoying writing this. Also, I did draw the cover! It's a bit janky since it isn't my usual rendering style- But, if you want to support my art (drawing is more my thing than writing) you can follow me on Tiktok, Instagram, Tumblr and Pinterest under the same username: sillyb1lly35. Anyways, enough of my waffle for now. I really hope you enjoy reading this!

- Love, sillyb1lly35

OK, I'm not the kind of guy for writing diary entries, but I have no idea who to talk to about this! So, this morning I was running late and I was sprinting to class, then suddenly I crashed into this guy- I think he was saying something but I couldn't tell what. I think he was speaking a different language? He was also dressed up really fancy and had a witch hat on. I think it's a cosplay? Anyways, we both fell over, my books went flying (reminder to use a backpack instead of a tote bag) and I scooped up any books or peices of paper that had fallen on the floor and started sprinting to class again. Turns out, I had picked up HIS book too, and he started running after me for it!! He ran surprisingly fast for a guy in heels-

He caught up to me and stopped me and started asking me for his tome and where he was?? And I was like "Dude, you're in Burnley??" and he said that he doesn't know what that is? He had a really thick accent too, but I can't tell from where. He said that he needed his tome back so I gave it back to him. He opened it and all the pages were blank, and he said something in a different language again- probably a swear.
He then asked me if it was possible for him to go with me!! I couldn't just take him to class, so told school I was sick and took him to my flat. When we were walking back he was talking about how he "needed to get back" and how he was "the High Mage of Luncestria"??? Weird-
Now he's sitting on my sofa and I don't know what to do??? To be honest, he is kinda cute though...