"(Y/N)!"
"(Y/N)!"
In an open field with a grassy lane, Leo is standing there all alone. Tears roll down from his glowing crimson eyes and onto his pure white cheeks. He's wearing an open kimono that has a blood drop pattern and a western looking clothes under it. When he opens his mouth, you can see his razor sharp teeths.
"(Y/N)!"
Your eyes snapped open as you quickly felt your pupils dilate. You slowly touched your cheek and lightly gasped when you felt them wet. You're relieved to see the others are still asleep so that they won't know you were crying. You're surprised to have dreamed about your baby brother calling out for you. When you dream of him, you only relieved the nightmare of Douma taking him away from you. But this dream felt different. Like it was like Leo trying to communicate with you. Especially at the fact you dreamt him wearing clothes you never seen before.
What was he trying to tell you? Did he escape from Douma and was out looking for you? Or was that his Demon Blood Art? You have so many questions running through your head right now!
"Mmm! Mmph!"
Your blanket suddenly squirms around before Nezuko's head pops out. Looks like she's in her child form since it was the only way she can share the same bedding with you. She cutely stares at you before hugging you. "Did I wake you up? I'm sorry, Nezi." You apologized.
"Mmm!" Nezuko beams, before hugging harder. You hugged her back before gently patting her head. You quietly got up to fold up your mat. Nezuko gestures for you to hand the mat over so that she can put it away. You ran your fingers through your bangs and thought about what's gonna happen today. It took the Kamaboko squad a whole month to recover before fighting the spider family. And since you're actually living in the anime, you're gonna be in the Wisteria house for a while.
"Good morning."
"GAH!" You comedically screamed. It's a miracle your scream didn't wake the boys up. Zenitsu is right, the old lady can be quite scary. "Umm...please forgive my rudeness, I didn't hear you." You bowed.
"I'm here to tell you that breakfast will be ready in ten minutes." Grandma said.
"Ah, yes! Thank you for telling me. I'll make sure the boys will get ready." You bowed again. Grandma nodded before leaving. The moment she left, Nezuko came back. Though she came with her regular size and went over to her brother. She gently shook Tanjiro awake.
"Good morning, Nezuko." Tanjiro greeted. Nezuko responded to him by giggling. He then noticed you're also up and awake. "And good morning to you too, (Y/N) chan." He smiles. Tanjiro believes you look more beautiful in the morning when the sun hits your loose (h/c) hair.
"Good morning, Tanji. I hope you slept well." You said.
"As a matter of fact, I did. I hope you also slept-" He suddenly stops himself short when he catches a whiff of sadness from you. It wasn't overwhelming him, more like it's still lingering from you. She must've had a nightmare last night, Tanjiro thought.
Aw shit! I know that look. He must've smelled a negative emotion on me. Curse his keen smell! Tanjiro was about to ask you if you're okay, but you clapped your hands and gave him a fake close eye smile. "They're about to serve breakfast. We need to wake Inosuke and Zenitsu up." You said.
"Yeah...Let's..." Tanjiro lightly frowns. You walk over to Zenitsu, who's drooling all over his pillow. The moment your fingers touched his face, his entire face went pink. You let out a yelp when he has you in a locked embrace.
"Good morning, my Goddess." Zenitsu cooes. He giggles as he nuzzles his cheek against yours. You rolled your eyes before you flipped him over with a technique Grandpa had taught you.
"Where I come from, we simply say 'hello'." You said.
"Do it again!" Zenitsu exclaimed. He was about to embrace you again, but was stopped by Nezuko slapping his hands away.
"HMM!" Nezuko huffs.
"What was that for!?" Zenitsu screeched. Nezuko responded by stomping her foot at him. "Ow! That really hurts!" He cries out.
"Nezuko! What's gotten into you? That was uncalled for." Tanjiro scolded.
Nezuko ran up to give you a side hug and burst into tears. "Mmm! Mmm!" She sobs.
Oh God, what have I done? I completely damaged Nezuko and Zenitsu's relationship by my mere presence.
Tanjiro's face softens as he walks over to the girls. "Nezuko, nobody's taking (Y/N) chan away from you. You can't just hog her all to yourself." He said. He pats her head, which makes Nezuko let go of you.
"Don't worry about Zenitsu. He may be annoying, but he's actually a great guy. I'm sure you'll love to be his friend." You assured her.
"You think I'm great!?" Zenitsu exclaimed. He once again has you trapped in his arms. "I knew my Goddess loves me!"
You gripped his wrist in a painful angle, making him tear up a bit. "Don't make me regret what I said." You threatened him.
"Gah! I won't! I promise you I won't!"
"SHUT UP!" Inosuke roars. Great, now the boar is cranky. He quickly gets up on his feet and throws a pillow at Zenitsu. The poor blonde went crashing through the wall.
"Zenitsu!" Tanjiro gasped. He runs over to help him.
"And good morning to you too." You greeted him with a smile.
"Huh? (Mispronounced name), you wanna fucking fight me?!" Inosuke yells.
"Nah, you're not strong enough to beat me."
"What the hell did you say?!"
You ignored him and went off to the room where breakfast is waiting for you.
You're outside in the garden peacefully doing yoga. It's actually the first time you're doing yoga since you actually find it boring, but right now you need this. In one month you might actually fight Rui. That is if you don't get killed fighting the spider family before that. And if by some miracle you do survive, you know the recovery will be hellish. So you're taking the one month of peace relaxing.
Plus it's good that you're alone right now. You can be yourself. Or so you thought.
"With those moves you're making, you'll be immediately killed in the mountains." Inosuke spoke.
You turned to the left and saw Inosuke staring at you with a smug grin. Never in your life have you felt like slapping someone for that. "These aren't fighting moves, Peppa. These are simple exercises to help me relax. You're welcome to join me." You said.
"'Peppa'? Who the hell is that?! I just want to fight you!"
"I don't even know how to fight. I just dance."
"What is that? Some kind of fighting move from your home land? I've never seen those skills before."
That gave you an idea to mess with him. This will be your petty revenge for him breaking your rib and for making fun of how you look. Time to set the bait.
"Actually those are my dance moves that I know. Since I don't actually know how to properly fight and wield a sword, I just dance. That's how I invented my breathing style. It's just as effective if you were to fight normally and how I was able to doge your moves." You explained.
"Teach me!" Inosuke insisted.
Bait caught.
"Okay, if you insist. But I should warn you, it might be too hard for you. Your body is gonna move like no other."
"Tch, like I'll be scared of those silly moves. I grew up in the mountains, I can overcome anything."
"Okay, let's do this." You smirked. You got up and stretch your arms and legs. Inosuke first copied your simple stretching before one upping you by stretching his back all the way to the ground. "Let's start with something basic. I want you to control your muscles that are called the ass." You instructed.
"Huh? How would that help in fighting?" Inosuke questioned.
"Trust me. It will help loosen all the muscle in your body. You're gonna feel all nice and light before your body hardens with strength."
It's all bullshit, but let's hope he falls for it. You put your feet shoulder width apart and lowered your ass and began to shake. Thanks to the robe you've been wearing since yesterday, it wasn't all promiscuous. You're gonna have to beg Sky Daddy's forgiveness when you do something like this. Back home you never thought about doing it because you're a good girl. Oh who are you kidding! You and your friends did it at parties.
"I think I got it." Inosuke said. You had to hold in your laughter when you saw Inosuke twerking his ass off. Now more than ever you wished you had your phone with you. "Ah ha! I can do it better than you!" He bragged.
You stopped twerking before clapping at him. "You're right. The great Inosuke is better at twerking than me." You sighed. A light bulb turns on your head. "Did you know my people have a war cry?" You asked.
Inosuke stopped twerking and stood up straight at you. "You have a war cry?" He asked.
"Uh huh. We shout a war cry when we throw something at the enemy. Or when we throw them away."
"What is it? Tell me!"
You walked over to him and whispered it in his ear.
"Hey guys, what are you doing?" Tanjiro asked. You nearly jumped out of your skin when you saw Tanjiro and Zenitsu next to you. Even Nezuko's box is placed underneath a giant tree where there's a giant shadow cast over it.
"(Mispronounced name), was teaching me her moves, Gompachiro. Did she teach you any of her moves?" Inosuke grins.
"N-No..." Tanjiro admits. His heart sinks in jealousy, something he's ashamed of .
"Anyway, what are you two doing here?" You asked.
Zenitsu pointed at the box, which Nezuko slowly crawled out. Her pink eyes shine with happiness when she spotted you. "The little demon began to whine when she spotted you and wild boy together. She wouldn't stop crying until Tanjiro put her inside the box to take her outside." Zenitsu explained.
"And why are you here?" You questioned.
"Because I want to know why Inosuke is hanging with my future wife." Zenitsu answered.
"Check out what (Mispronounced name) taught me!" Inosuke exclaimed with great pride. You had to physically hold your breath to stop yourself from laughing. He did the same moves he was doing a few minutes earlier. Both Tanjiro's and Zenitsu's faces turn bright red.
"(Y/N) chan, you were doing that?" Tanjiro asked.
"Damn right she did! (Mispronounced name) said it was something warriors did in her homeland." Inosuke smirks. "This move helps loosen up my muscles. I can feel every one of my muscles relaxing!"
By now you're covering your face in shame. "Y-Yep...I taught him that alright." You said.
"No fair! I want to learn that move!" Zenitsu exclaimed.
"Me too!" Tanjiro pipes up. "Inosuke! How does that move go again!?"
"It's not really a good fighting move-" You stopped yourself when you realized no one is listening to you. Inosuke repeated the same steps you said back to the boys.
Now you see three twerking boys in front of you. I'm going to hell. You never thought Tanjiro of all people would twerk.
"This is fun!" Tanjiro beams.
You sigh to yourself and turn around to face Nezuko, who is the only normal person here. To your complete horror, Nezuko is already positioning herself. Not on my watch! "STOP!" You screamed. You tackle her before she could even move her ass.
"MMM!" Nezuko gasped. She tilts her head at you. The poor girl is so confused on why you stopped her from doing the fun move.
"Nezuko, you must never do that again." You said.
"Em?"
You pull yourself closer to her ear. "That's not really a fighting move. I was messing with Inosuke for making fun of me yesterday."
"SAY WHAT?!" Zenitsu screeched.
Shit! I forgot about Zenitsu's super hearing!
"What's wrong, Zenitsu?" Tanjiro asked. Best boy is still twerking his ass off.
Zenitsu was about to spill everything, but stopped when he saw your mortified face. I can't humiliate her. What kind of future husband will I be? And besides, that asshole had it coming, he thought. "Tanjiro, I think you and I should stop and let Inosuke do all the work." He said.
"Huh? Why?" Tanjiro asked.
"Because...Inosuke is doing much better than us." Zenitsu replied.
Tanjiro took a whiff at him and smelled deception. He's lying, but why, he wonders. He then smells guilt coming from you. "(Y/N) chan are you alright?" He asked.
"You should stop. Let Inosuke dance." You replied.
That Tanjiro understood. Tanjiro stopped twerking and now Peppa Pig is the only one still doing it. "You think you're special because you understand (Mispronounce name)? Well she also taught me her special language." Inosuke grins.
"Did she really?" Tanjiro gasped.
A smirked form on Inosuke's lips. He suddenly picked up Zenitsu. "YEET!" He shouted as he threw the simp.
Oh yeah, I'm so going to hell.
It's now nighttime and the four of you are getting ready for bed. Though this time you are sleeping separately from the boys since you can't look at either of them in the eye. Well maybe Inosuke since he still has no idea you prank him, but you still feel guilty about that. But on the bright side, you're not going to be alone. Cause Nezuko is going to sleep next to you. The poor girl started wailing when she realized you're not gonna be in the same room as her.
"Okay, let's hope the rest of the month goes by smoothly." You said to yourself.
"Mmm?" Nezuko hums.
You smiled and patted her head. "You and the others don't have to worry. I know everything's gonna be alright for you." You assured her.
Knock! Knock!
You glanced at the close door, wondering who it might be.
"(Y/N) chan, it's me. Can we talk?" Tanjiro asked. You opened the door to see Tanjiro looking rather nervously.
"Is everything okay? Did something happen to Zenitsu or Inosuke?" You questioned.
"No, no. They're okay." He assured you. " Can we go somewhere else to talk? I'm afraid Zenitsu might overhear what I have to say."
"Sure." You nodded. The two of you walked out of the Wisteria estate to be extra certain you're out of Zenitsu's radius. Tanjiro settled inside the forest where there are birds still screeching. "So what is it you want to talk about, Tanji?" You asked.
"Something's been bothering me all day since yesterday. It's something you said in English that shook me to my core." Tanjiro said.
"Really? I said something that scared you?" You gasped. But what is it that I said that grabbed his attention? You thought long and hard of all the words you said in English yesterday.
That's when it hit you. When you were fighting Inosuke, you yelled out a rant. You were yelling about learning Japanese because you got teleported from another universe!
Oh fuck!
You just let out you're from another universe!
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