*Target: Gerardo Velazquez
Location: Small farm outside Tijuana, Mexico

Description: Middle-aged male smells strongly of hay and tequila
Info:
I don't speak whatever language this guy is yappin' in but he keeps making hand motions that makes me think the target must be a real freak*

* Demmalena Millie and Moxxie, arrived in Mexico at night*

Darcy:alright mom and Dad blitz want us to kill that Target it Seems like this one's nice and remote now remember don't make a sound or loud noises

Moxxie: don't worry sweetie with how quiet it is here, won't take us too long to-*A goat bumps into Moxxie knocking him down*What the f-

*Soon the groups are surrounded by goats*

Millie:What the fuck are these things?!

Darcy:mom these are earth goats and shh we need to stay quiet besides do you want to wake them up?

Millie:I don't care how great they are, they are in. My. Way!

Darcy:*she whispered*fuck mom Dad No!

*Millie picks up goats and kick them. They hit the hay barn, the barn and the house and pick another one up and put one in her mouth This alerts the man inside the house who goes outside to see it was  a middle-aged tanned-skin man of Mexican descent with a hefty build. He was balding with short gray hair on the sides of his head, and had thick eyebrows and mustache with a goatee and stubble around his chin. He also featured a single gold tooth in his mouth He wore a large, red-and-black-striped sombrero with golden poms, a beige button-up shirt under a black vest with a gold skull and red crossbones symbols, brown pants held by a black belt with golden skull buckles with crossed eyes, and black boots*

Gerardo: Que esta pasando!? (What's going on?) Que carajo!? (What the Hell)

*Gerardo seen the Imps killing his goats*

Moxxie: Nice! Easy, easy goats! Easy!

* Demmalena was trying to shake off a goat that's chewing her pants leg*

Darcy:Ouch hey no bad goats bad*she spots Gerardo*Uh oh Guys?!

Gerardo: El Chupacabras!

*Gerardo grabs his rifle and fires at them*

Darcy:Shit, guys let's get out here now!*As Gerardo fires at them, I.M.P. try to escape, while Millie has a goat in her mouth*Whoa, hurry guys and mom spit that goat out right now!

Millie: *she Spits the goat out* Sorry sweetie!

*While they are running Demmalena gets hit by a shoe by the farmer's wife*

Darcy:fuck that hurt

Mrs. Velaquez: Pendejo que te voy a arrancar la cabeza- (You IDIOT, I'm gonna tear your fucking head off-) la Chupacabra de mierda esta... (piece of shit Chupacabra...)

*She then throws her other shoe at Demmalena again*

Darcy: maldita perra eso duele(damn bitch that hurts )

Millie: sweetie really you can speak Spanish

Darcy:yes I can now let get the hell out of here because he brought the big guns and we lost the element of surprise, let’s just get 'em tomorrow

*She open the portal*

Moxxie: You got it, sweetie. Wooooah- let's go, Millie!

Millie:sweetie, c'mon!

Darcy: I'm coming!* Demmalena tries to run away but trip over a goat*fuck you stupid goat

*she stand up then took out a gunthen fires his gun all over the place. A few shots hit barrels of gasoline, which miraculously didn't catch fire and explode. But then a few more hit the outhouse which, strangely enough, caused it to blow up. As the explosion happens Demmalena tries to jump to the portal, with Moxxie and Millie watching her to make it, but she gets hit by two flaming goats, knocking her out and she wakes up to find herself locked in a cage and in a chupacabra suits will sexy chupacabra suits*

Darcy:What the... *She Pulls at her costume's ears* efff?! What the fuck am I wearing and what the hell is going on

*She look out the cage to see Gerardo has the cage they're in on a homemade stage, while he's showing them off to a crowd of people treating her like a tourist attraction*

Gerardo: Vengan todos! (Come one, come all!) Señoras y Señores! (Ladies and gentleman!) Pásenle, pásenle! (Step right up, step right up!) ¡Vengan a ver un AUTÉNTICO Chupacabra! (Come and see an AUTHENTIC Chupacabra!) Only a hundred pesos! To see a real chupacabras caught by ME last night

Darcy:Chupacabra?* Her thought but it a legendary, bloodsucking creature in the folklore of the Americas. Now were in Mexico but no one have seen it wait a minute is that why he dress as she sigh*fuck*A boy with an ice cream cone reaches out to touch her but Demmalena then knocks the ice cream out of the boys hand*Look buddy, I’ll have you know that I am a dignified-

Gerardo: No hablo Inglés

Darcy:Excuse me?

*Gerardo stuffs a goat plush in Demmalena mouth*

Gerardo: Everyone! Watch these monstruo's suck the blood from the goats!

*The crowd cheers Demmalena then spits the plush out as it gets stuck between a mexican lady’s cleavage…. And then throws another ice cream cone in that same kid’s face.*

Darcy:what the hell dude why*before she could say it Gerardo shoves a rooster in Demmalena mouth, which she spits out*what the fuck stop*he interrupted her by shoves a cat in Demmalena mouth again which she spits out*STOP DOING THAT I'M NOT A CHUPACABRA YOU ESTÚPIDO IMBÉCIL(STUPID MORON)*She looks as if she expects Gerardo to shove something in her mouth again, only for her to blankly stare at him then spit out again*FUCKING HELL STOP DOING THAT YOU B*Gerardo shoves an iguana in Demmalena mouth… which she yet again spits out*OKAY THAT IT I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN THE FUCKING GROUND! Hang on*she turns and pats herself looking for her gun*what the where my gun*she notices she not wearing Asmodean crystal on her wrist*and where my crystal*she turn to see that Gerardo has his gun in hand, along with his Asmodean Crystal on his glove*oh Fuuuuuuuuck me it okay it fine maybe I could*she touched her neck but realize her ruby necklace is gone she gasp*what the fuck where the*she look to see Gerardo spinning Demmalena necklace in his hand*MY NECKLACE!*Gerardo then drop her necklace and use his foot to smash it on the ground*YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME AW MAN LIZ GOT THAT NECKLACE FOR ME FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY!

*She glares at Gerardo while growling in anger*

Darcy:I'm going to tear that guy limb off and rip his balls off, and shove em down his throat!

*Demmalena then see a mysterious van arrive, and Agents One and Two come out wearing giant sombreros and moustaches, which they then took off*

Agent One: Alright. We gotta secure the scene. We heard that there's a real "chupacabra" here?

Darcy:oh fuck no not these two

Gerardo: Yes, over here! Hundred pesos please.

Agent Two: Señor, we are with the government.

Gerardo: Hundred. Pesos.

Agent One: - Right. So uhhh… How much is that?

Agent Two: $5.69.

Agent One: Uhh, you have any cash on you?

Agent Two: Who has cash anymore?

Agent One: You paid the tip with cash at brunch the other day.

Agent Two: Yeah, that’s all I had. Why don’t you pay him? I bought us the coffee this morning.

Agent One: Are you really pulling that card in front of this fine man and his fine goats? No, what? I literally never have cash in my life. You're always the one who pays cash.

*As the agents and Gerardo argue, a dark blue baby goat walks over to Demmalena as she tries to escape this what the blue baby goat looks like*

Darcy:Ugh this is fucking stupid without my guns and the crystal I can't get out* she looks at baby goat* Hey little goat

*The baby goat looks at her and blinks*

Darcy:I know we killed some of your family earlier, *she Holds out a slice of cheddar cheese*but if you help me out of this little pickle, I’ll make it up to you little fella!*she feeds and pets the goat*Good little goat.

*The goat bleats in agreement*

Goat: Maa.

Agent One: Sooo, can you take caaard, or...*The goat headbutts Agent One in the crotch*OW! Ffff-uck, you stupid goat!

* When Demmalena saw that she couldn't help but laugh at what happened she didn't want the agent to know she was here so she had an idea to make him angry so she used the voice act she learn back when she was a kid*

Darcy:*voice act*Oh mi idiota siendo mala con tus cabras y escuché que van a matar a todos los chivos que son estúpidos (Oh my those idiot being mean to your goats and I heard that they are going to kill all the goats that are stupid)

Gerardo:*when he heard that he was pissed then glare at them*YOU INSULT MY GOOOAT?! AND YOU WANT TO KILL THEM YOU PAY WITH YOUR LIIIIIIIIFE!

*Gerardo points Demmalena gun at Agent One. The D.H.O.R.K's aim there guns at him*

Agent One and Two: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

*As Gerardo was about to fire, Demmalena gun heats up and burn's Gerardo's hands, causing him to yell in pain and the drop the gun. As it drops, the gun fires a shot that bounces off the windmill, then off Demmalena cage, and then pops the Agent's van's front tire. Then after all that, the windmill detaches, causing it to fall and land on Gerardo, killing him*

Gerardo: Estoy... muerto. (I'm... dead.) Bleh

Darcy: finally serves him right and mission accomplished, I guess now how am I going to explain to Liz about what happened to the necklace

*Agent One leaps in Two arms*

Agent Two: Oh dear god

Agent One: DEMON GUN!!

*The agents start to fire at Blitzø's gun Then the baby goat from earlier walks over to Demmalena giving her back the crystal*

Darcy:Hey, thatta boy!

* Demmalena opens the portal and walks through it and she look at the agents then smirked she decides to have fun to mess with them*

*While One and Two keep shooting Demmalena guns, she get's their attention from on top of the cage*

Darcy:Hey dipshits! Remember me?

Agent Two: It's her!

Agent One: Get her!

*The D.H.O.R.K's fire at Demmalena who jumps out of the way. She then rolls off the cage, laughing. She then grabs her gun back from the goat and runs to the barn She narrowly avoids a bullet, and jumps for the barn Demmalena latches onto the window and climbs up, avoiding more bullets from the agents.she grabs the banner on the barn and yanks himself up top the barn, avoiding more bullets as they shatter the barn windows. The crowd of people cheer*

Crowd: Chupacabra! Haaay! ¡Me gustaaa! (Yaaay! I like iiiit!)

Darcy:Hahaaa, yeah bitch! I’m the fucking "chupra-ca-dupra" and I’m here to fuck you aaaall!* Demmalena fires her gun in the air, causing all the farm goats to run*Oh boy so many goats

*The crowd begins to panic*

Someone in the crowd: Oh my god, everybody run! She’s got a gun!

Mrs. Velaquez: ¡¡Aye dio mío!! ¡¡¡Tiene pistola!!! (Oh my god!! He has a gun!!!)

*As everyone runs away, One his shot in the leg by a goat*

Darcy:Hahaha Serves those dhorks right

Agent One: We got badges, we're legit! We’re important! Get out of our way!

Agent Two: Agent one! Get over here! AHHH! Too many goats!!! Oh, too many goats!

AGENT ONE: Oh my god, more goats

*As the agents drive the van away to safety, Demmalena and the baby goat stand on top of the barn, triumphant*

Darcy:Whoo that went well*she turn to the baby goat*Amazing work there lil' buddy. *She Kneels and pets the goat* You really helped my little red asses out

Goat: Maa

Darcy:And for that, I’m making you an honorary I.M.P V.I.P uh… associate. Which is something I totally didn't just make up and I hope someday I'll get to see you and he'll make you a great mascot*she pulled out a sticker*Here, have a sticker. She licks it and sticks it onto the goats forehead*Ha ha! Nyonk! She then opens a portal back to I.M.P. and Demmalena walk in*See ya later little goat

*As she leaves, the goat walks over to the edge of the barn roof, looking over his fellow goats as they look up at him. He then feels a dark yet satisfying sense of power after what happened today. Later that night, the goat is now wearing a dark cloak, having formed his own cult as the other goats bow, worshiping him as he sits on his new throne. He then bleets to his followers*

Goat: Maa!

*Meanwhile when Demmalena got back she suddenly got tackled down then pulled into a hug she looked and saw Ozzie*

Ozzie:oh princess I was so worried about you where were you*she sigh and started to explain what happened last night and early today when she done explaining Ozzie was shocked and sigh then kiss her head*I'm just glad you're okay princess although that chupacabra sexy suits you maybe we could have*he pin her down while smirk at her*fun with it

* Demmalena blushed then Ozzie pulled her into a kiss then she kissed back*

*She moaned while he kissed her then pulled her close to him they would continue but unfortunately it has to end when they both heard a scream they both pulled away and saw moxxie was shocked and the one who scream next to him was Millie Demmalena gulped*

Darcy:*her thoughts oh dear*

*After moxxie calm down Demmalena and Ozzie sat on the sofa while Millie standing there worried and moxxie pacing around the room*

Moxxie: I can't believe it you were nice gentlemen I invite you to my home and we almost lost our daughter thanks to the stupid Mexican man and we waited for an hour to think of a stupid idea to save her and then we came in here and we saw you chewing on our daughter's face

Ozzie:uh we were kissing

Moxxie: GUILTY!

Darcy:*she stood up*I KISS HIM FIRST!

*When she said that moxxie was very shocked then glare at Ozzie*

Moxxie: GET OUT!*he took out the same gun that striker has and pointed at Ozzie he gulped then stood up and left the room he sigh and put his gun away then look at his daughter*how...I.... I can't believe you I let you stay up all night Sometimes I let you have ice cream and I let you come on a mission with us and this is how you were repayed us KISSING THE OVERLORD wait a minute... How long both of you being dating

*She looked away and didn't say anything Millie goes up and place her hand on his shoulder*

Millie:mox sure she may have date them but she's not

*Before she could say anything else she cover her mouth Demmalena gasp then moxxie glare at Millie*

Moxxie: what do you mean them*he looks at Demmalena phone in her pocket he snatched out then enter her password he press photo then look through the pictures he was shocked that not only she being dating the Overlord but also date the clown the prince of hell the radio demon the imp popstar the nine tails fox overLord guardian and he was shock most of all she's also dating...HIS BOSS! When he finished looking he glare at Demmalena*so let me get this straight not only you dating 2 overlord the prince a clown and the popstar also the radio demon but also your dating OUR BOSS!

Darcy:*she's snatch her phone away from him and place it in her pocket*you're so what I may have liked them but also they are sexy and hot they made me happy and I enjoy their kiss I didn't kiss like lalalala I kissed like a royalty princess

Moxxie:*he sighs*you are grounded for..... Til you're old

Darcy: TIL I'M OLD

Moxxie: TIL YOU'RE OLD

Darcy:WHY?!

Moxxie: FOR KISSING NOT ONLY ROYALTIES BUT ALSO A CLOWN THE IMP POP STAR AND OUR BOSS

Darcy: WELL YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRUST HIM

Moxxie: WELL I DON'T TRUST HIM NO MORE YOUR MATES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE YOU AGAIN AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CONTACT WITH THEM AND YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO WORK HERE EVER AGAIN AND FINALLY YOU'RE COMING HOME WITH US SO WE KEEP AN EYE ON YOU SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO SEE THEM AGAIN!

Darcy: SERIOUSLY WHY WHAT WOULD I DO TO DESERVE IT!

Moxxie: oh you know lipsy

Darcy: I'm adult now how old were you when you first kiss mom

Moxxie:uh.... This is not the issue

Darcy: well the issue is you're being overreacted

Moxxie:*he smirked then crossed his arm*say what you want sweetie you're still grounded* Demmalena growl in anger then went over to her father and punched him in the stomach hard he groan in pain*you're still grounded

Darcy: FUCKING BITCH!*She walked out from the office and slammed the door then afterwards she grabbed her things and left the hotel without saying goodbye when they went back to the house she gave him her phone her iPad her switch and her laptop to him he asked her to go to her room she sigh they went upstairs back into her old bedroom when she got there Demmalena gasp because she saw the window is blocked by wood and all of her anime stuff is gone*are you serious Dad you're really going too far this time

Moxxie: no I'm