The episode begins with Vaggie and Charlie in their room. Charlie is packing clothes into a suitcase while Vaggie sits on the bed, looking troubled because Charlie is overpacking a lot of things to the point she has a closet-sized suitcase, a guitar case, two extra large suitcase luggage, and a small handbag.]

Charlie: Ok, I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes. I have a light jacket, flak jacket and rain jacket- wait, does it rain in Heaven?

Vaggie: Charlie, you're only going to heaven for a few hours.

[Charlie stands up and paces a bit.]

Charlie: Vaggie, we are only going to heaven for a day. And I just want to be prepared! It's our last chance to convince heaven a soul can be redeemed.

Vaggie: Yeah, I wish I could come, sweetie, but I have that...thing.

Charlie: What thing?

Vaggie: The thing with the.. thing uhm.. fuck, gah, I'm such a bad liar.

[Charlie takes Vaggie's hand.]

Charlie: Vaggie, you're my partner, I need you there with me.

Vaggie: *sighs* Fine.

Charlie: Yes!!

[Charlie hugs and kisses Vaggie's cheek. The scene then changes to the main hotel room, as Angel Dust stumbles into the lounge with exhaustion.]

Angel Dust: Oh, fuck.

[[Niffty pokes her head out of a plant pot with a feather duster before coming down to see him.]

Niffty: You look messy! What happened to you?

Angel Dust: It's who happened to me, and the answer is everyone! Twice. Val had me working 16 hours straight on a fucking whim. The absolute dickbag. UGH!

[While Angel is explaining this, he pulls his hands back to straighten his backside with crackles of bone being popped. He collapses on the couch to rest or sleep for the night. Charlie and Vaggie come into the scene with Vaggie holding two luggage suitcase with all of a sudden, the wall explodes, freaking Angel out of the couch. Angel gets annoyed that it's the second or third time the same wall that was fixed was blown up again.]

Angel Dust: Argh! What the fuck is with that wall?!

[An female outline appears from the red smoke in the now-destroyed hole on the wall, holding a bomb in her hands.]

Cherri Bomb: What up, hoes! [laughs]

[Angel Dust hears the laughter and immediately gets up from the couch with excitement.]

Angel Dust: Holy shit! Cherri Bomb?! Long time no see, baby!

[Cherri jumps into the room.]

Cherri Bomb: Angie, ya bitch! You been texting me depressin' shit all day! Figured we could tear shit up like old times. It's been fucking forever!

[Cherri senses Charlie coming up behind her and gives the bomb to Charlie.]

Cherri Bomb: Here, hold this.

{Charlie freaks out and plays hot potato with the bomb.]

Charlie: Ah! Oh my god! Oh my god!

[Charlie tosses the bomb back and forth in her hands until Vaggie takes it.]

Vaggie: Nope, gimme that.

[Vaggie throws the bomb out of the oh-so broken wall and said bomb explodes 'safely'.]

Angel Dust: I love seein' ya Cherri, but I'm too tired. I need to pass out.

[Angel tries falling back down onto the couch, but Cherri catches and pulls him up.]

Cherri Bomb: Oho, you can sleep when you're double dead, fuckhead! Come on, what you really need is a recharge! A reinvigoration, a re—

Charlie: Responsible night on the town! That is a great idea! Hi! *shakes Cherri's hand* Charlie! That's my wall that you just blew up. It's so nice to meet one of Angel's friends! Aagh! He never brings anyone around.

Cherri Bomb: *snorts* Wonder why.

Charlie: [obliviously] Yeah, me too. Anyway, Angel and everyone else have been working so hard, I think they deserve to have a little fun.

Cherri Bomb: W-w-wait, they?

[Charlie waves over to Husk and Niffty. Husk doesn't seem to care much, but Niffty is shaking so fast that shaking rattling sounds can be heard from her body.]

Charlie: Yeah! Hi, everyone! Angel and his friend are taking you all out for a night of fun and relaxation! Y/N COME DOWN!

[Y/N comes down wearing his white and red suit.]

Y/N: I was planning to wear my black clothing but.......something happened.

[Cherri mistakes Charlie's suggestion and tries to make her understand.]

Cherri Bomb: Wait, I'm only here for Ang—

[Charlie hands Cherri Bomb a large stack of money.]

Cherri Bomb: —Ooh! Never mind, Let's Go!

Charlie: Make sure they have the best time tonight! Anyway, the portal to Heaven should be opening right about...

[Just as Charlie predicted, the portal to Heaven opens in the middle of the lounge.]

Charlie: [Screams with delight] Now!

[Charlie grabs Vaggie with both arms and throws her into the portal, and as she steps a foot inside, she turns back to the guests and workers with Cherri Bomb, waving them goodbye for the day.]

Charlie: Bye!!

Y/N: Be safe!

[Charlie enters the portal and vanishes on the spot just before Sir Pentious walks by with a drink in his mouth. He notices Cherri Bomb and spits out his drink in shock]

Sir Pentious: Well! If it isn't my arch-nemesis! Have you come to meet your fate in battle, Cherri Bomb?

[Sir Pentious doesn't notice one of Charlie's discarded luggage in his way and ends up tripping over while Cherri Bomb doesn't seem to mind about him.]

Cherri Bomb: Apparently, I'm going out with Angel and I gotta drag your sorry asses along.

[Cherri Bomb takes out a piece of gum and starts chewing. Sir Pentious hears her well, and is flustered by Cherri's suggestion. He immediately goes over to her and seemed nervous while Cherri faces him and blows a bubble.]

Sir Pentious: Oh, oh, you and me are going out like for fun? I... I didn't think this would ever happen. *panicked* What-What do I do? What-What do I wear?

[Sir Pentious grabs Cherri's shoulder for suggestion, but she doesn't like Sir Pentious touching her and grabs his claw to the point it seemed like she's crushing it.]

Cherri Bomb: Don't fuckin' touch me, ya munted dickhead.

[And with that, Cherri leaves behind the flustering Sir Pentious who is blushing red after Cherri touched his hand.]

[The scene cuts in front of the golden gates of Heaven where Charlie and Vaggie are shown to be outside as the portal closes behind them.]

Charlie: Vaggie, look at this place! It's so clean! Isn't that amazing?

Vaggie: *sarcastically* Yup, super cool. Heaven. Wow.

[Charlie and Vaggie approach the front desk where St. Peter pops up from behind his desk.}

St. Peter: Hiya! Welcome to Heaven! Can I get your name, please?

Charlie: Oh! Uhhh, uh, uh, Charlie Morningstar!

[Peter opens the book of reservations that are supposed to be a list of names they've cataloging for those who are to enter heaven.]

St. Peter: Charlie Morningstar, hmm, *mumbling names from list* I'm not seeing you on my list here, that's so odd.

Charlie: Uh, um, my dad got me this meeting, so maybe...

St. Peter: [in background] Oh, Dad! Okay!

Charlie: Try Lucifer... Morning... star?

[Peter realizes who Lucifer is.]

St. Peter: Oh, fuck! *nervously* Yeah, hoooo, hehehe. Yikes, am I right? Are you sure you're in the right place? Because I think you might be a little lost.

[Peter nervously flies down from the desk to Charlie and Vaggie. Vaggie is unamused of St. Peter, crossing her arms in disappointment.]

Vaggie: Oh, here we go.

Charlie: No, uh... we're, we're here for a meeting.

[Just then, high above the three of them, Sera and Emily suddenly appear in their angelic forms before turning into their humanoid forms as they land in front of Charlie and Vaggie.]

Sera: St. Peter. We can take it from here. Greetings, daughter of the Morningstar. I am Sera, the high seraphim of heaven. [Emily squeals and laughs in excitement.] You are gifted to be here.

[Emily comes forward to greet them.]

Emily: Hi! I'm Emily, the other seraphim, though you can call me Em! Emmy, E, whatever you want, I go by whatever. *giggles* Welcome to Heaven!

[Peter flies overhead to get the gates open and starts to sing as "Welcome to Heaven" begins. The gates open to reveal to Charlie and the unamused Vaggie the world of Heaven, a beautiful, clean paradise that is the complete opposite of Hell. Even the angels look completely different than the demons.]

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St. Peter: Dearly beloved, it is my pleasure to say onto thee...♫ Welcome to Heaven, oh oh! ♫

St. Peter: ♫ Where the virtuous reside, 24/7, oh oh! ♫

♫ People are happy that they died, 'cause here we got no worries, got no burglaries, no strife. It's the perfect afterlife! Welcome to Heaven, oh oh! ♫

[St. Peter flies amongst many advertisements in Heaven.]

♫ Check out our sick decor! The spirits leaven, oh! ♫

♫ Please keep your brimstone off the floor, we've got the best and brightest, the politest of the lot. ♫

[St. Peter flies and poses into a male angels arms, surrounded by many other angels.]

♫ And ev-ery-one is hooot! ~♫

Emily: ♫ Gosh, I'm so pleased to show some outsiders around. After you see our realm, you'll never wanna go back down! ♫

Sera: ♫ Of course it is just temporary, I'm sorry you can't stay. ♫

[Emily and St. Peter grab hands and fly up together, before falling back down and posing with some other angels.]

St. Peter and Emily: ♫ 'Cause every single day in Heaven is a happy day! Welcome to Heaven! ♫

St. Peter: ♫Yeah!♫ [He pants after finishing the song]

[Charlie, Vaggie and Emily run hurriedly, unexpectedly passing Adam, who is drinking a soda, and Lute. They both immediately pause as they see Charlie and Vaggie.]

Adam: Holy fucking shit balls, am I seeing who I think I'm seeing?

Lute: What is she doing here? How did she even get up here?

Adam: Who cares? I'm handling this shit right now.

[Adam goes to challenge Charlie and Vaggie, but Lute stops him.]

Lute: Wait! You want to start a fight on the promenade in front of everyone?

Adam: Better than waiting for the fucking extermination!

[Lute immediately grabs Adam by his collar and pulls him to shush him harshly.]

Lute: SHHH. Sir, what was the Seraphim's one rule?

Adam: Uuughhh, "No one but the exorcists can know about the exterminations". I know, fine. *slurps drink* Don't fucking shush me, bitch.

[Just before they can settle this, Sera suddenly appears behind them both, teleporting them to an office-like building with just one sway of her wings. The light goes white on the screen before reappearing to show Adam and Lute being confronted by a stern Sera.]

Sera: You should listen to your lieutenant, Adam.

[Adam turns around and looks at Sera with shock.]

Adam: Fuck! Sera! You can't sneak up on a guy like that, jeez.

Lute: Your highness, forgive me, but what are the hell-spawn doing here?

Sera: Well, you failed to control the demons' unrest, and now Lucifer is involved, setting up an audience for his misguided daughter. I never would have agreed to your...*Adam slurps his soda drink* 'yearly activities' if I thought it would bring trouble to our doorstep. Keeping Heaven safe was my only reason for allowing it.

Adam: What do you want from me? I'm just one guy.

Sera: I want you to do whatever you need to do to keep this problem from getting any worse. Are we clear?

Adam: *sighs* Yeah. Got it.

[Vaggie and Charlie are shown in their hotel room, Vaggie putting their big tons of luggage down as Charlie sits on the bed excitedly.]

Charlie: Okay, I love Heaven! Vaggie, did you see the ice cream shop? They had sprinkles made of rainbows!

Vaggie: Those are just rainbow sprinkles.

Charlie: *stands up excitedly* Emily's going to take me to a zoo where all the animals are actually soft! You coming?

Vaggie: Uh, I need a break. But hug a koala for me.

Charlie: O.M.G! Can you imagine an actual koala? *squeals happily* See you later!

[Charlie zips right out of the door, leaving Vaggie alone for herself. She lays on the bed and sighs, but there is a knock on the door a second later. She answers it, revealing Adam, barging right in to greet her.]

Adam: Hey there, Vag-asaurus!

Vaggie: Charlie will be back soon, you need to get out, now.

[Adam enters the room, Lute behind him]

Adam: I'm not looking for the blonde, babe. I'm looking for you.

Vaggie: Why?

Adam: Maybe 'cuz you left the band. You tried for a solo career, or I guess it's more of a... duet.

Vaggie: I don't know what you're talking about.

Adam: Do you really think I wouldn't recognize one of my top girls just cuz you're out of uniform?

[Vaggie immediately grows pale when she realizes how Adam has never forgotten her. A flashback cuts to show a past Extermination. Exorcists come flying down with swords and spears as they hunt and kill every Demon Sinners they find. Screams can be heard as many demons are being massacred by the Angels. An Exorcist flies down and kills a demon, before taking her helmet off, revealing it to be Vaggie with a shorter haircut.]

Adam: (voiceover) You were on the front lines, I wouldn't forget a bad bitch like you. It's why I named you after the best thing ever. Vaggie (Vaj-e)

[Cuts back to the present with the annoyed Vaggie.]

Vaggie: Actually, it's pronounced Vaggie. (How it's said in the show)

Adam: Hmmmmm- no. Anyway, you sure fucked up, didn't you?

[Cuts to a flashback of the Extermination. As Exorcists kills a demon, a sinner child is running away while being chased by a vicious Vaggie as an Exorcist. The child runs into an alleyway where he reaches a dead end. He turns, and starts crying where he is prepared to meet his demise. However, Vaggie hesitates, seeing the innocent child right before her eyes crying in fear. She reconsiders her decision.]

Vaggie: [whispering] Go, run. Now!

[The sinner child flees from Vaggie right before Lute's shadow appears behind her. Vaggie realizes she has been spotted, dropping her spear before Lute stabs her eye out. Vaggie screams in pain. Her eye falls before Lute steps on it. She steps on Vaggie.

Lute: Sinful filth like you has NO place in Heaven.

[Lute brings up Vaggie's head and rips her wings off. Vaggie pants as she watched Adam appear before her in a shadow silhouette before Lute throws her discarded wings away and sword before she and Adam leave with her halo. The scene then changes to Vaggie stumbling down an alleyway, now with only one eye. She collapses against a dumpster, before Charlie, in the past, spots her. She puts a bandage over her missing eye, and Vaggie smiles. In return, Charlie smiles back.]

Adam: To think someone as worthless as you landed Lilith's little hottie. 'Grats on that I guess.

[The scene cuts back to the present where Lute is disgusted of their relationship.]

Lute: Their love is vile and blasphemous.

Adam: Hot as fuck though. But I wonder what your bitch would think if she found out you are actually one of us, hmmm?

Vaggie: What do you want?

Adam: Simple, you work for me again and at the hearing, you're gonna help me shut this kindergarten snowflake bullshit down for good.

Vaggie: Never!

Adam: Oh yeah, you know, that's totally cool. I guess I'll just tell little miss butterflies and rainbows that she's been fucking someone who's killed-- thousands of her people. I'm sure your relationship will be fine. See you in court!

[Adam and Lute leaves the room, Vaggie scared.]

[The scene transitions to an angelic courtroom, where Charlie and Vaggie are sat down. Adam walks by on his way to his seat with Lute.]

Charlie: Oh no, not him again!

[Adam flies up and sits down beside Lute.}

Adam: What up, baby? Saw that you went to my manager. Low blow, Karen.

Sera: We are gathered here today to determine whether or not a soul in Hell can be redeemed into the heavenly realm via means of this "Hazbin Hotel". Princess Morningstar?

Charlie: *sigh* Thank you, Seraphim. *clears throat* Webster's dictionary defines redemption as—

Adam: Objection, lame and unoriginal.

Sera: Sustained. No further dictionary references please.

Charlie: Right, ok, uh, uh... uhhmmmm...

[Charlie shuffles through multiple cards, all which have various dictionary references on.]

Adam: If you have actual evidence, then show it already.

Charlie: We have a patron right now who is making incredible progress!

Adam: Who?

Charlie: Angel Dust.

Adam: Oh yeah, the porn demon. He's totally worth being redeemed. *blows raspberry*

Charlie: Well, if you know so much, what do you think it takes to get into Heaven?

Adam: Uhmm... w-w-well... Uhh...

Sera: Is everything ok, Adam?

Adam: Give me a fucking minute, ok? *mutters*

[Adam scrawls something down on a golden piece of paper, before teleporting it over to Vaggie.]

Vaggie: *reading list* "Act selfless, don't steal, stick it to the man". Are you fucking serious?

Adam: Uh, yeah. Sure got me here, didn't it? *laughs nervously* Right, Sera?

Sera: He was the first human soul in Heaven...

Charlie: Well, I bet Angel is doing all of those things right now!

Adam: Then let's fucking see it bruh! *snaps fingers*

[A spying orb appears in the middle of the courtroom.]

Charlie: Your honor, may I present: exhibit A.

[Scene transitions to the nightclub Angel Dust and co. are at]

Cherri Bomb: Woo! Isn't this place the fucking best?

Husk: I'll admit, "Consent" is a good name for a sex club.

Sir Pentious: Niffty, dear, what are you doing?

Niffty: I'm sweeping! Urgh, look how icky it is in here!

Sir Pentious: That's because we're at a club, dear.

KeeKee: *Brushing up on Y/N*

Y/N: Ok KeeKee stay close to me you never know what could happen.

Niffty: Oh! I thought the hotel looked different! *giggles*

[Sir Pentious leans over to Cherri Bomb.]

Sir Pentious: Ms. Bomb, I-I-I'd like to buy you a drink.

Cherri Bomb: *smugly* Why? Didn't you say we're arch-rivals?

Sir Pentious: Um... uhh... because I'm buying EVERYONE a drink!

Crowd: Free drinks! I love alcohol!

Angel Dust: Good, I need a drink after today. You know, Val, he's into this waterboarding shit now, I don't know, it's a kink.

Y/N: Angel you mustn't let Valentino control your mind outside of work. You're here to enjoy yourself.

Cherri Bomb: Yea what big tall and scary said. Angel, enough with the Val talk. He already ruined your whole day, don't let him ruin your night too. *holds out three pills* Here, take one of these and you won't be worrying about nothing.

Husk: Here we go.

Cherri Bomb: Oh look! The drunk sobered up long enough to judge us.

Husk: I ain't the one trying to get into Heaven. Look, you want to fuck up all your progress? Be my guest. I just... *sighs* I just thought you were better than that.

Cherri Bomb: Thanks, Captain Buzzkill. Come on, Angie, let's get fucked up! It's been too long.

Y/N: *Squints eyes* "Is that? Hmm......"

Angel Dust: I uhh... I don't know, it's been a long night and I don't need to go too wild.

Husk: *approvingly* Hmm.

Cherri Bomb: Come on, bitch. If you've really been working that hard, you deserve a little R and R, some THC, or maybe PCP with DMT. Aw, fuck