It was evening time in Hell. Cars were beeping at each other. Loona was reading a magazine that had Hells most famous pop star Verosika Mayday and in big white bold letters says 'binge drinking is sexy'. Loona was drinking a bottle of beer. As the portal book glowed up as a portal opened up, a bloody head went flying. And a tree flew down "WHOO!! That was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!" Blitz explained "ahh I'm feeling so jazzed up!" Millie screeched as she tiptoed beside Blitz "well you better stay jazzed hacha babe!" He said as he threw his chainsaw and did finger guns "because guess where I'm taking you tonight?" "Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie 'sides drinks are on me tonight let's hit up the new dive down the street" Blitz smiled. "Actually sir it's our one year marriage anniversary so I'm taking Millie to Ozzies in the Lust Ring!". "Oh! Ozzies! No way!! That place is always booked!" Millie squealed "yea well I've been planing it for quite a while" Millie jumped into Moxxies arms and peppered kisses all over him while the two lovebirds were making uhh... love.. Blitz look at them in disgust "ugh can you two not?" "I'm sorry sir maybe another time?"

"Oh no it's fine I can come with the two of you to help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy" "uh no the reservation is for us"
"uh hu"
"just us" "
"Mmhmm"
"Without you there explicitly without you there"

Blitz clearly didn't get the message. "I'll wear something nice it's a big deal after all" he hugged them tightly "see you lovebugs later!" As he walked to the exit and whistled a tune.

Moxxie growled in frustration "relax sweetie don't let him get to you today let's just go home and clean this blood off" Millie said and growled seductively.

"Elevator 666 departing for lust in five minutes" a lady on an intercom said as people started getting in the elevator. Moxxie and Millie were walking together to the elevator when Blitz came from around the corner he smirked as he picked up the phone and rang Loona to say he'll be home late "I have something very important tonight"
Moxxie and Millie entered the club (Ozzies club). And Blitz tried to get past the security guard but no such luck.

"Woah there you got a reservation?"
"Oh yea I'm with those two"
"This club is for couples only. No couple no entry"
"Wait what!"

Blitz stood there panicked so he did the one thing he's good at.flirting. "Y-you know you have... really nice eyes.... Daddy?".

That didn't work and he got thrown into a dumpster "you fuckin' prude!". He was hopeless and ready to give up when he remembered something or should I say someone. Stolas.

Stolas was very gloomy. He filled a bowel full of cereal and put on the TV as he slouched on the couch. A couple of minutes later his phone began to ring "Blitzy is calling" came up as purple mist came with is in big lavender writing. Stolas was so off guard that he chocked on his cereal and quickly picked up the phone

"hello Blitzy!"
"Sotlass so uhm... you busy tonight?"
"Umm.. why you ask?"
"I was wondering.. if you wanted to come with me to a club tonight"
"Are you asking me on a date Blitzy?"
"Yes I suppose that's what's happening.. how fast can you get down to Lust?"
"I'll be there in twenty"

Stolas was ecstatic.

"C'mon Stolas c'mon" Blitz mumbled under his breath. Just the as if on time a portal opened to reveal Stolas "oh Blitzy~" he said in his iconic high pictched squeal. "That's a bit over kill don't you think?"
"Well I wanted to dress a little nicer for you this is our first real date after all"
"Oh yea I guess it it"

Once they entered the club Stolas practically had stars in his eyes. But blitz was too busy trying to spot Moxxie and Millie

"oh Blitz how romantic what made you do suck a thing?"
"Oh well I don't know I just thought we would have a blast"
"So Blitz how was your day?"
"It was uh good I guess we killed a bunch of weirdos"
"That sounds fun. How did you kill them?"
"How well there was a lot. Bullets"
"Right..." I here was awkward silence for a while
"So Blitz what go you to ask me out after all this time?"
"Uhhhhhhhh-" he was cut of when the lights came off and a robotic came down from the top of the stage. "Laddies and gentlemen I see some sexy faces around here tonight welcome, welcome! to Ozzies Lust Rings number one place for sick twisted fantasies put on display for all you sleez and sleezets. From Ozmudius himself c'mon give him some love!"

"Did he just say Ozmodius?"asked Stolas "oh no fuckin' way not him Blitz says as he covers his face with a purple Ozzies menu.

"I am the one and only Fizzarolli some of you might recognise this dashing clown face from my numerous toybotic replicas across the rings of Hell gloriously designed by the big man himself and uh ripped for your pleasure tonight we have a great line up for you tonight Verosika Mayday. Wet dreams and the squirters!"

"So without wasting anymore time our little opening act is a fresh one coming at us from a little imp from the Raft Ring give it up for Moxxie! With no creative stage name whatsoever" everyone clapped as Moxxie grabbed his guitar and walked up to the stage "Hi that's for letting be here it's an honour to play this song is for my beautiful wife a surprise for our first anniversary I love you Millie"

Intro: Moxxie]
I love you
More than the brimstone loves the fire
More than Beelze loves her bub
More than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs
You make my spirit sing
Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell
Our love is a story sweet to tell
Yeah, you cast a special satanic spell over my heart
Love is a journey we decided to start
Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart
I love you (x7)

[Bridge: Moxxie, Asmodeus & Fizzarolli, Trio]
I love you (x5)
I lovе you (x4)

[Verse 1: Asmodeus & Fizzarolli]
Who's singing love songs at my lustful lounge?
Ozzie's ain't thе place for sentimental sounds
What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?
Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lust

[Chorus: Asmodeus & Fizzarolli]
Give me a thrust
Yeah, show me some lust
From the groin to the bust
In desire we trust
In the house of Asmodeus (Trumpet, ha)

[Verse 2: Asmodeus & Fizzarolli]
Little imp, you came here to sing your serenade
Perform your feelings on a velvety stage
Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts
Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts
You wanna hang around this lustful town?
Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around
Here we sing about wants and desires
Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire

[Chorus: Asmodeus]
So, give me a thrust
Show me some lust
From the groin to the bust
Little imp, you just must
In the house of Asmodeus

[Post-Chorus: Asmodeus & Fizzarolli]
Come on, sing us a song
Make sure the subject is getting it on
Make it graphic and tactfully long
Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "shlong"
Go ahead, the mic's on

[Bridge: Moxxie & Asmodeus]
I want to
Yeah, what do you want?
Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?
Make gentle love to you

[Verse 3: Asmodeus]
Ugh, what a limp-dick imp
You're really killing the vibe
Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride

[Break: Blitzo, Moxxie]
Hey now, I've watched those two pork many times
What? Blitz?
And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting

[Verse 4: Fizzarolli]
That Blitzo? So, you're showing your face?
Hey everybody, this guy's a total disgrace
Some nerves you got to comment on a relationship
Last I checked your love life is a pile of shit

[Verse 5: Verosika & Blitzo]
Oh, Blitzo?
I used to date him (Oh, Verosika, and you are here)
I'd stroke and I'd fellate him (Fellate him, fellate him)
Yeah, but when it was my turn (My turn, my turn)
He did no reciprocatin' (What a bitch-ass)
A selfish imp in the sheets
And just as bad in the streets
A reckless, heartbreaking freak

[Bridge: Asmodeus & Wally Wackford]
Who's that at your table?
Is your date a demon prince?
Stolas, is that you?
Are you sleeping with an imp?

[Verse 6: Asmodeus]
Wooo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall
You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all
I hope you didn't give it up so you and him could get it up

[Chorus: Asmodeus with Fizzarolli]
You sold your life for a thrust
Now, that's the spirit of lust
Grab your groin or a bust
You better get your head must
Pretend you don't see that crust
Hump 'til your junk turns to dust
In the house of Asmode-

[Break: Asmodeus, Millie & Moxxie]
Hey!
I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox
Yeah, I was

[Outro: Moxxie]
I love us
I love us just the way we are
Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't
I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes
I'll never take you for granted
I'll always give you my best
And if you can offer the same thing
We'll handle the rest
'Cause I love you (x2)

"Y'know what this was a mistake alright let's just... lets just go"
"Oh right"

Millie and Moxxie were making out (again) isn't this such a happy display of love now get the fuck out"

Blitz and Stolas reached Stolas's house as Stolas struggled to get out of the van due to his hight.

"Thank you for taking me out tonight dispute everything that happened... I enjoyed spending time with you" Blitz looked pissed off "yeah."
"I have some more wine in the house. Octavia is with her mother this weekend so we could.."
"I'm not fucking you tonight I'm just.. I'm really not in the mood Stolas"
"We could talk or watch a movie or cuddle-" Blotz has just about had it "Stolas don't act like what we have is anything but you wanting me to fuck you okay you make that really clear all the time but I just.. I-I I can't tonight.... I'm sorry"
"Oh, well good night Blitz"
"Night." And with that Blitz drove off leaving Stolas hurt and very upset.

Back with Blitz. He opened the door to his apartment and sighed he was about to knock on Loonas bedroom door but he then saw a piece of paper that read "Tex invited me to a party, will b back late" Blitz rolled his eyes in annoyance, he then slouched onto his couch, tucking a pillow under his head and pulled out his phone and went into his camera roll. The first picture was of him and Stolas in bed together, the next one was of Blitz taking a selfie with Moxxie and Millie much to Moxxies annoyance.the next picture was of Moxxie getting hired by Blitz to work for I.M.P. Loona getting adopted. Him with Verosika, him with Fizzarolli, another with Fizzarolli but from when they were kids, and the last one was of his sister and his mother smiling at the camera, Blitz felt the tears well up in his eyes as he broke down and hugging the pillow for emotional support.