Kat: hello again tod-

Voldemort: why is he here *looks at Tom Riddle*

Tom: who are you?

Voldemort: future you.

Tom: so I become an ugly snake man?

Voldemort: DONT INSULT ME, YOUNG ME!

Tom: I'll insult who I want!

*the two of them tackle each other and fight*

Kat: *breaks up the fight* STOP!

Voldemort: I'll kill you!

Tom: not it I kill you first *points wand at Voldemort* AVADA KEDAVRA!

Kat: your wands won't work here.

Severus: Damnit. 

Lucius: have any of you seen Draco?! I haven't been able to find him since the Drapple incident.

Harry: don't speak his name around me!

Kat: sorry, Lucius, I don't know where he is.

Lucius: at least he's not bothering me.

Harry: Kat, what's the ship.

Kat: Tom Riddle and Voldemort! Yeah I don't ship it either.

Tom: you realize we are the same person right?

Voldemort: I wish we weren't.

Tom: SHUT UP!

Voldemort: YOU SHUT UP!

Kat: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP. Sink or ship?

Tom and Voldemort: sink!

Severus: it makes no sense, therefore sink.

Harry: ship.

Voldemort: I will kill you

Lucius: sink.

Kat: I don't even know how that's a ship tbh.