Kat: this one. Just *fake gags*

*rocket lands*

Lucius: *runs out of the rocket still wearing the ball gown and grabs Kat by the collar of her shirt* YOU NEVER TOLD ME PIGFARTS WAS REAL!!!

Kat: *makes a knife appear and points it at Lucius' chest" Get. Away.

Lucius: *backs off*

Harry and Draco: *skip of the rocket*

Draco: oh Pigfarts is just wonderful!

Harry: yeah! We got to ride rumbleroar!

Kat: Lucius, why are you holding a box?

Lucius: *looks at the box* oh look at that. I got a box! *tries to put the box down but it's sewed to his hand*

Kat: hang on give me your hand.

Lucius: *holds out hand*

Kat: *rips the box off his hand and a bunch of his skin is attached to the box*

Lucius: *girly scream*

Ron: BLOODY HELL!!

Lily: *faints*

Kat: oh stooop. *snaps and the skin grows back* there he's fine.

Lucius: *faints*

Harry: so do you have a ship?

Kat: yes the ship is Severus and Sirius. I say let it sink.

Chicken: I ship it.

Kat: *makes a bat appear out of nowhere and wacks chicken with it*

Chicken: *dies*

Ron: eh I'll just go have sex with bread.

Kat: *runs to a trash can and pukes*

Ron: la la la la laaaa chase the butterflies *runs around in a circle then out the door*

Kat: anyway ship or sink?

Harry and Draco: sink!

James: I have no comment

Remus: sink

Lily: sink.

Kat: alright so Severus and Sirius is a no go.

Dumbledore: THE WEDDING IS TOMORROW!!!

* everyone cheers*

Kat: can I be the flower girl?

Dumbledore: sure. Are you ok with it Voldy?

Voldemort: YAZ!