Tom: SHOOKLEFART!

Voldemort: DOODOOSACK!

Tom: QUACKERSMACKER!

Kat: *wakes up and it's 8:48 Am* did you two fight all night?

Severus: *has bags under his eyes* yes...they did.

Kat: don't tell me you stayed up all night?

Severus:.......I stayed up all night.

Voldemort: CRUSHEYMUSHEY!

Tom: TOM RIDDLE!

Voldemort: *gasp* YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!

Tom: Oh I went there.

Kat: ENOUGH! *snaps fingers and ron appears* now for the next ship...

Ron: you are going to let me leave are you, Kat?

Kat: Nope! I'm sad to see that Harry won't be here for this one seeing as he's in it. I don't ship it but it's Ron and Harry.

Ron: Nah. I'm in a happy relationship with this chicken *holds up a whole raw chicken*

Kat: is that liquidy white stuff what I think that is?

Ron: yeah.

Kat: *runs to a trash can and pukes*

Tom and Voldemort: BLOODY HELL!!

Ron: that's my line!

Lily and Severus: *looks horrified*

Dumbledore: *joins me in puking in a trash can*

Ron: byeee*skips out of the room while holding the chicken*

Kat: that's just-...*throws up again*

Severus: I need to bleach my brain after that.

Kat: I feel ya, Sev.