Kat: I don't really ship this one. I just find it amusing.

Severus: sounds like more torcher *holds a bottle of vodka he brought and drinks some*

Kat: sev,....where did you get that?

Severus: I brought it. Why?

Kat: just don't get drunk.

Severus: no promises.

Draco: so what's the ship?

Kat: Drapple

Dumbledore: SHIIIIIP *throws an apple at Draco*

Draco: *catches it and takes a big bite out of it*

Harry: YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!

Draco: no it's not like that! Promise! We're just friends!

Apple: your dick said otherwise.

Harry: YOU ARE CHEATING!! *runs off crying like a school girl*

Draco: *drops the apple and runs after harry*

Apple: DRACO!! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING?!?! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING RE-

Kat: *smashes the apple with a bat*

*everyone is in silence*

Lily: he's your son, not mine.

James: ...

Kat: I did not expect for that to happen.