Urogi and Karaku: *Walking together while whistling*
Sekido: ๐๐ข
Aizetsu: *Carrying Zoha* ...
Zohakuten: ...
Urogi: *Smells something* Ayo I smell blood!
Karaku: Really? Where where??
Urogi: Uhm *Sniffs* There! *Points at the right*
Karaku: Cool!
Urogi: Lets go!
Sekido: Ughh..it better be a hashira ๐ข
Urogi: *Moves the bushes* Here!- oh
Karaku: What?
Urogi: I guess someone is already eating it! Haha!
Karaku: Oh dang who?
Urogi: Uhmm Sekido you look you have better eyesight!
Sekido: Fucking blind idiot ๐ข *Looks at the figure who's eating* Its a fucking demon that takes a form of a cat ๐ข
Urogi: Oh cool! Wait- takes a form of a cat?!
Sekido: Now you're fucking deaf ๐ข
Urogi: Awww! That's adorable!
Karaku: I'm guessing its a female demon!
Sekido: Yes ๐ข
Aizetsu: What is she eating...?
Sekido: Looks like a hashira
Karaku: Damn! A normal demon eating a hashira! Impressive!
Urogi: Mhm mhm!
Y/n: *Stands up*
Urogi: Oh shit hide! *Hides in the bush*
Karaku: *Hides in the bush*
Sekido: Idiots get up!- *Gets pulled down* You fucking!-
Karaku: Sh! Aizetsu get down!
Aizetsu: *Hides in the bush* ...
Zohakuten: เฒ _เฒ
Y/n: Hm? *Looks behind* ...eh..probably nothing..*Wipes blood off* My 5th hashira..heh..*Walks away*
Karaku: Damn that's her 5th hashira meal!
Urogi: 5th?! Man I think she's strong!
Karaku: Maybe!
Y/n: Hm really..?
Karaku: Yea man!- OH SHIT!!
Urogi: JESUS!!
Y/n: What the fuck เฒ _เฒ
Karaku: Oh hey! *Stands up*
Y/n: Hey?
Urogi: *Stands up* You must be the cat girl who was eating that hashira!
Y/n: Cat girl...really dude
Urogi: I mean- it fits tho-
Y/n: *Facepalm*
Urogi: Heheh ๐
Sekido: Tsk *Stands up* ๐ข
Aizetsu: *Stands up* ...
Y/n: You..blue boy
Aizetsu: Hm..?
Y/n: Why are you carrying a child?
Aizetsu: Wha-
Sekido: Pfft-
Urogi: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Karaku: AIN'T NO WAY YOU JUST CALLED HIM A CHILD HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Zohakuten: Excuse me?! ๐ข
Y/n: What?
Zohakuten: I'M NOT A FUCKING CHILD YOU DAMN BITCH!! ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
Y/n: You look like one tho
Zohakuten: BITCH!! ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Y/n: Whatever kid
Karaku: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH
Urogi: SHE DOESN'T GIVE TWO FUCKS AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Y/n: *Walks away*
Zohakuten: OI COME BACK HERE YOU DAMN HARLOT!!!!! ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
Y/n: *Doesn't care*๐ (Damn Yall are pulling the baddie look there ๐)
Zohakuten: Huh?!?!?! ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
Karaku: BROO SHE DON'T CARE HAHHAHAHAHAHA
Zohakuten: HARLOT COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT ME!!!! ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Y/n: Sorry that would be child abuse *Disappears*
Zohakuten: I-
Urogi: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH I CAN'T AHHAHAHAH
Karaku: *Wheezing* ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
Zohakuten: I SWEAR IF I EVER SAW THAT HARLOT AGAIN I'M ENDING HER!!! ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Sekido: *Laughing on the inside*
Aizetsu: I uh..
Zohakuten: ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
Sekido: *Fixes throat* Lets go you idiots the sun will be up soon
Urogi: Oke! *Inahles*
Sekido: Oh shit no ๐ข
Urogi: NAKIME-CHAAAAAAAN TELEPORT US BACK!!!!!
Sekido: ...
Aizetsu: ...
Zohakuten: ...
Karaku: I think you broke them-
Urogi: Oop-
Twang
Y/n: *Heard the scream* What the actual fuck was that เฒ _เฒ
The Next Night
Urogi and Karaku: *Walking together while whistling*
Sekido: Not this shit again ๐ข
Zohakuten: ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
Aizetsu: Still mad about yesterday..?
Zohakuten: Of course I am ๐ข
Karaku: PFFT I CAN'T GET OVER THAT HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Urogi: BRO SAME AHHAHAHAAHHAH
Zohakuten: BOTH OF YOU SHIT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I THROW YOU TWO TO THE FUCKING SUN ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
Urogi and Karaku: Sorry-
Zohakuten: I swear to god I'll end that harlot..๐ข๐ข๐ข
Karaku: Yea yea whatever you say- oh wait look! Isn't that her??? *Points at Y/n*
Y/n: *Just chilling sitting on the tree looking at the moon*
Urogi: Oh yea it is!-
Zohakuten: Get out of my way! OI YOU DAMN HARLOT!!!! ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
Y/n: Hm? *Looks down* Oh its you guys again
Zohakuten: *Summons drums* FIGHT ME BITCH!!!! ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
Y/n: You're gonna perform with those drums?
Zohakuten: Wha- DUMB BITCH!!! *Hits one of the drums and a wooden dragon attacked Y/n* ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Y/n: Oh damn- *Jumps up really high and avoided the attack* Damn that's the first time I saw a dragon in person
Zohakuten: GRRR!!!! *Summons another dragon* ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
Y/n: Oop- *Steps on the dragons head and jumps again*
Zohakuten: WHAT THE- RAHHHHH!!!! *Summons multiple dragons*
Karaku: Ayo man chill-
Zohakuten: SHUT IT!! IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA HELP ME THEN JUST SHUT UP!! ๐ข๐ข
Karaku: ๐ค
Y/n: Oh Jesus- *Trying to dodge all of them* This is actually fun not gonna lie
Zohakuten: ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
Urogi: Geez he's mad mad
Karaku: Got popcorn?
Urogi: I wish I brought it ๐
Karaku: Awe man ๐
Y/n: *Trips on one of the dragons head* And I oop-
Zohakuten: HA!!
Y/n: *Stars sliding in the dragons back* Oh- Weeeeee!!
Zohakuten: WHAT THE-
Karaku: Daaaaang she enjoying it HAHAHAAHHAHA
Urogi: LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sekido and Aizetsu: ๐ฟ
Karaku: Can we have some-
Sekido: No and fuck off
Karaku: :')
Urogi: :')
Zohakuten: OK THAT'S IT YOU BITCH!! *Using all of the powers of the clones* ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
Karaku: Ok this is the part that we're gonna stop him-
Urogi: Yea-
Y/n: Oh Jesus-
Zohakuten: TAKE THIS BITCH!-
Sekido: *Bonks his head with his staff*
Zohakuten: OW!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!? ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Sekido: Shut it you were gonna destroy this whole place up ๐ข
Zohakuten: So what?! ๐ข
Sekido: Dumbass *Grabs his hair and starts dragging him*
Zohakuten: OW OW OW OW OW OW!!! HEY THAT FUCKING HURTS!!
Sekido: Good
Zohakuten: *Drums disappears* BIG BRO AI HELP!!
Aizetsu: *Sighs* Sekido stop dragging him by grabbing his hair...
Sekido: Tsk fine but it's not gonna be my fault if he go insane again *Stops dragging him and drops him*
Zohakuten: *Runs towards Aizetsu and hugs his leg*
Aizetsu: *Grabs Zoha and carries him*
Zohakuten: *Hugs his neck*
Aizetsu: *Patting his head* You ok..?
Zohakuten: Yea..
Sekido: ๐๐ข
Y/n: *Lands on the tree branch* He really has a mind of a child-
Zohakuten: SHUT THE FUCK-
Sekido: Mhm he does ๐
Zohakuten: WHAT THE WHAT!! SEKIDO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE!!!!๐ข๐ข
Sekido: It's the god damn truth you dumbass ๐ข
Zohakuten: Still!!! ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Y/n: Cute I guess
Zohakuten: Wha-
Y/n: What? I find it cute y'know
Zohakuten: I-
Y/n: Hm?
Zohakuten: Disgusting Harlot ๐
Y/n: Whatever
Karaku: Cat got your tongue there Zoha ๐
Urogi: But a literal cat ๐
Zohakuten: What the fuck are you two on about ๐ข
Karaku: Nothing ๐
Urogi: ๐
Zohakuten: You two are annoying ๐ข
Y/n: Hm..
Urogi: Hey kitty! Come down and hang out with us!
Y/n: Uhh
Karaku: You can trust us!
Y/n: Yea no
Urogi: Eh?! Why not!
Y/n: I don't like you uppermoons
Karaku: Nani-
Urogi: We won't hurt you! Well- not him tho
Zohakuten: ๐ข๐ข
Urogi: But come on kitty! We promise you'll have a fun night with us! ( Not what you guys are thinking เฒ _เฒ )
Y/n: Uhh yea no *Runs away*
Karaku: Ey wait!-
Sekido: *Grabs his sashes and start dragging him* Lets go the sun is rising up
Urogi: Aw man!
The Next Night
Karaku: You still mad Zoha-
Zohakuten: What else do you fucking see in my face ๐ข
Karaku: Yup you're still mad
Zohakuten: ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Urogi: Ayo its the cat girl again!
Karaku: Where?!
Urogi: There!
Y/n: *Walking home while hugging a plushie*
Karaku: Why is she holding a plushie tho?
Urogi: I don't know but lets follow her!
Karaku: Good idea come on guys!
Sekido: Idiots no ๐ข
Karaku: Come one Seki!
Sekido: No and don't call me that!๐ข
Urogi: Come one man! Don't think that we didn't forget that you agreed with her yesterday!
Sekido: So what? It has nothing to do with this shit ๐ข
Karaku: I mean! You guys could get along you know!
Sekido: So I fucking look like that I want to get along with her ๐ข๐ข
Urogi: You both agreed on something yesterday :^
Karaku: Yea man :^
Sekido: So what!? ๐ข๐ข
Karaku: COME ON MAN PLEASEEEEEEEE
Sekido: NO ๐ข
Urogi: PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEE
Aizetsu: Sekido just..agree on it..they won't stop until you agree you know..
Sekido: UGH FINE!! ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
Urogi and Karaku: YAY!!
Zohakuten: เฒ _เฒ
The Clones Started Following Her
Y/n: *Humming while wagging her tail*
Urogi: *whispering* I like her humming
Karaku: *Whispering* Very peaceful
Urogi: Mhm mhm
Sekido: Can't believe we're doing this shit..๐ข
Aizetsu: *Just listening to her humming while looking at her tail and holding Zoha's hand*
Zohakuten: *Holding Aizetsu's hand*
Sekido: Zoha why on earth are you holding his hand เฒ _เฒ
Zohakuten: Shut up you're asking it like its a bad thing ๐ข
Sekido: Zoha you're literally the strongest one and yet you're holding someone who is weak เฒ _เฒ
Zohakuten: Shut it I'm very comfortable holding his hand ๐๐ข
Sekido: Child brain ๐๐ข
Zohakuten: I don't care ๐๐ข
Y/n: *Goes in the house and locks the door*
Urogi: That's her home?
Karaku: I guess she also steals houses like us!
Aizetsu: I guess so..
Sekido: Alright we're done now lets go! ๐ข
Karaku: *Grabs Sekido's sleeve and starts dragging him* LETS GO IN!
Urogi: YEA!
Sekido: Oh my gosh GOD SAVE ME FROM THIS IDIOTS๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
Aizetsu: *Sighs and follows them*
Zohakuten: *Lifts arms up*
Aizetsu: *Stops walking and picks him up and starts walking again*
Zohakuten: :>
With Y/n
Y/n: *Goes to the bedroom and throws the plushie on a pile of pillows, blanket, mattresses and plushies and lays on them* Ahhh...finally some rest after killing those bastards...hmmm..should I..make food?? Nah I'm lazy so Imma sleep and do it tomorrow *Hugs a plushie and sleeps*
With The Clones (They broke your window)
Karaku: Damn- her house is empty
Aizetsu: Except for the kitchen..the house looks clean and spotless..
Urogi: She must love cleaning!
Karaku: Mhm! But where is she tho? The house is a 2 story
Aizetsu: Must be upstairs..
Karaku: Ok! Lets go check!
Sekido: Why are we even doing this ๐ข
Urogi: We're here to kidnap her Seki โ(๏ฟฃใฎ๏ฟฃ)โ
Sekido: When did we fucking agreed on that?! ๐ข
Karaku: When we were in our room we told you about on how we should kidnap her and you just said "Mhm mhm yea yea whatever sure do what you motherfuckers want"
Urogi: Yea man!
Sekido: I WAS FUCKING SLEEPING AT THAT TIME!!! ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
Karaku: Still! You agreed on it!
Urogi: No turn backs Seki! Hehe!
Sekido: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
Karaku: SHH! Don't scream man you might alert her!
Sekido: Whatever!! ๐ข๐ข
Zohakuten: Yall are loud as shit ๐ข
Sekido: This is a ADULT conversation kid ๐ข๐ข
Zohakuten: Just because I'm short as fuck doesn't mean I'm a kid! ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Sekido: Then fucking explain on why do you need those toys if you're not a kid!! ๐ข๐ข
Zohakuten: TO FUCKING CALM ME DOWN YOU ANGRY ASS CHIHUAHUA!! ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Sekido: BY PLAYING?!? ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
Zohakuten: YES YOU ASSHOLE!! ๐ข๐ข
Urogi: Ok ok enough you two don't fight- *Picks up Zoha*
Zohakuten: PUT ME DOWN!! I'M ABOUT TO THROW HANDS ON THIS PEPPER FACE!! ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Sekido: OH REALLY CHILD BRAIN?!? ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Zohakuten: FUCK YEA!! HAND ON HAND!! ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Sekido: ALRIGHT THEN!! *Throws staff* COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!! ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Karaku: Yup no- *Holds Sekido*
Sekido: BITCH LET ME GO!! *Punches Karaku's face*
Karaku: OW SHIT!
Zohakuten: PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN YOU BIRDBRAIN!!! *Pulling his hair* ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Urogi: OW OW OW SHIT THAT HURTS ZOHA!!
Karaku: YOU GUYS ARE JUST BEATING ME AND UROGI UP INSTEAD OF FIGHTING EACH OTHE- OW FUCK SEKIDO!
Sekido: *Punches his face again* THEN LET US GO YOU IDIOTS!! ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Karaku: NOPE YALL ARE JUST GONNA KILL EACH OTHER!
Aizetsu: Can you guys just stop...*Carrying Y/n in a bride style*
Y/n: *Still sleeping and cuddling a plushie* zzzz...
Urogi: Oh- you already got her-
Aizetsu: Mhm..surprise that she's still asleep after you guys kept yelling..
Karaku: Yea sorry about that-
Aizetsu: Anyways lets go..
Urogi: Ok and Zoha you can stop pulling hair-
Zohakuten: Tsk whatever now put me down ๐ข
Urogi: Yeaaaaa no you might run up to Seki and punch him-
Zohakuten: Fine!! I don't wanna walk again anyways ๐ข๐ข
Karaku: *Lets go of Sekido*
Sekido: Tsk *Picks up his staff* ๐ข๐ข
Karaku: You uh alright-
Sekido: Don't fucking talk to me ๐ข๐ข
Karaku: Ok :'>
Aizetsu: Nakime-san..please teleport us back to our room..
Twang
Aizetsu: Thank you..*Goes to the bedroom and places Y/n down on his bed and tugs her in*
Y/n: Zzzz...
Aizetsu: Still asleep..
Urami: So who's the girl?
Urogi: She's the one who called Zoha a child :>
Zohakuten: ๐ข๐ข
Urami: Ohhh she's right tho
Zohakuten: Grandpa Uramiiiii!
Urami: Shush what she said is true
Zohakuten: Hmmppp! Grandpa Hantenguuuu!
Hantengu: *Sigh* Urami don't say that...you know how Zoha is..come here *Opens arm*
Zohakuten: *Hugs him* ( โขฬ โง โขฬ )
Urami: So what? I could just beat him up with a wooden spoon or a slipper ๐
Zohakuten: O.O..GRANDPA HANTENGUUUUUU ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Hantengu: Urami stop..
Urami: ๐
With Y/n
Y/n: *Wakes up* Hmmmm...where am I..
Aizetsu: In our room..
Y/n: Holy shit- oh its you guys again
Urogi: Hellooooo ^^
Y/n: Hi I guess
Karaku: How was your sleep?
Y/n: Weird for you to ask but it was good I guess, I heard a couple of screams in my dreams
Urogi: Oh-
Karaku: Blame those two
Sekido: You fuck head you two were also screaming! ๐ข
Urogi: Heheh ๐
Y/n: Sooo where's the child at?
Aizetsu: He's just with our two grandpa's..
Y/n: Oh ok, soooo why am I here?
Karaku: Ah well we kidnapped you ^^
Y/n: and why-
Urogi: Wellll you caught our interest and we decided to hang out with you ^^
Y/n: Oh- well I don't
Urogi: Whyyyy D:
Y/n: I don't like you uppermoons
Karaku: Come on we're not bad! We're the chill ones! ^^
Sekido: ๐๐ข
Y/n: Yea I don't believe you guys
Karaku: Come on, do you hate the uppermoons??
Y/n: All of the kizuki members
Urogi: Wait why?
Y/n: Yall are just show offs
Karaku: Half of us aren't-
Y/n: Whatever you say
Urogi: What happens if you're a kizuki member then? You still hate us?
Y/n: I was supposed to be
Karaku: Ah cool- WAIT WHAT?!
Urogi: WHAT?!
Aizetsu: Huh..!
Sekido: !
Y/n: Uhm yea-
Urogi: Hold up hold up hold up! You! Were supposed to be a kizuki member?!
Y/n: Yes you heard me for the first time -_-
Sekido: What rank?
Y/n: If I can remember clearly...I think four
Karaku: Four?!
Y/n: Yea well since I killed many humans by pretending as a cat
Urogi: Sneaky one!
Y/n: Mhm, is the uppermoon ranks still the same? Like uppermoon 1 Kokushibo
Karaku: You know him?!
Y/n: Yea, he's pretty chill I guess
Urogi: Damn
Y/n: So, are they still the same?
Karaku: Wellll we have Douma as uppermoon 2, Akaza as uppermoon 3, Gyokko as uppermoon 5, Daki and Gyutaro as uppermoon 6 and we also have Nakime :>
Y/n: So it hasn't changed then
Karaku: Did you got along with one of them?
Y/n: 6, 3, 1 and Nakime
Urogi: So why did you say that you hate the kizuki members if they're just a show up?? When you just got a long with them
Y/n: Sometimes I have fights with them
Urogi: Oh- well that's not reasonable
Y/n: I know and I'm guessing you guys are the uppermoon 4?
Urogi: Yup!
Aizetsu: I have a question...
Y/n: Sure what is it blue boy?
Aizetsu: How..did you got along with them when you declined to be a kizuki member..? And what was your reason..?
Y/n: Welll the first question is that I stayed in the infinity castle for only 22 years and every kizuki member knew about me being the uppermoon 4 so sometimes I'll have a little small chat with them, tho the others caught my interest on them and they caught mine. So we sometimes have hang outs and go out to hunt.
Karaku: Ohhh, I never knew that Koku will caught interest on someone
Y/n: It was just a boring interest where we both sometimes talk about power
Urogi: OooOoo
Y/n: The second one, the reason I declined it is I know how hard of a job on being a kizuki member, always taking orders from the Demon King and making sure that your job is done and make him smile and shits, and also I know how Muzan treats them
Urogi: Oh
Y/n: Mhm
Karaku: Why'd you leave this place tho?
Y/n: It was making my head dizzy and shit that I always need to leave to get fresh air
Urogi: True true
Y/n: Ok now I wanna leave this hell
Urogi: Nope! You're staying here from now on!
Y/n: Oh god no
Urogi: Oh god yes! ^^
Y/n: This room is kinda familiar to me tho
Karaku: Oh was this your old room?
Y/n: Hmmm must be
Karaku: Oh perfect! You'll be staying here in our room then ^^
Sekido: What?!
Karaku: Come on men! She was supposed to be uppermoon 4!
Sekido: Oh fuck no I don't want her to sleep in here! ๐ข
Y/n: Dude chill I don't want to either
Urogi: She can sleep on my nest!
Y/n: What-
Urogi: I have a nest .w.
Y/n: Yea no I'll just destroy that shit
Urogi: Oh-
Karaku: She can sleep on mine!
Y/n: Ok now its weird on why you two want me to sleep on your beds
Karaku: We're just being nice ^^
Y/n: Ooook then-
Urogi: and besides! The others must be happy if they see again!
Y/n: I don't know, but I do miss talking to them sooo
Urogi: You'll stay?!
Y/n: Yea for another 22 years I guess
Karaku: WOOOHOOOO!!
Y/n: Why are you even excited about it-
Karaku: Ah nothing! I'm just happy that a old kizuki member will stay!
Y/n: Uh ok?
Karaku: *Picks her up and places her in his bed* There!
Y/n: Oh uhh thx?
Karaku: No bigy!
Sekido: I'm not gonna be part of this shit ๐ข
Y/n: Bro chill its not like I wanted you to
Sekido: ๐ข
Aizetsu: Sekido we might not know how strong she is since she's a old member..
Sekido: She isn't a member you idiots! She declined the offer! ๐ข
Aizetsu: Still...she was supposed to be uppermoon 4..there's a reason on why..
Urogi: Yea! And you know what they say! Nothing can beat the original!
Y/n: Hm yea, I think you just caught my interest on you birdie
Urogi: Cool!- wait- birdie?! (////)
Y/n: Yea- something wrong with that?
Urogi: A-ah! Nothing! Its my first time being called as a pet name heheh! (//โฝ//)
Y/n: Ok then birdie
Urogi: Heheh (โ โโขโโกโโขโ โ)
Karaku: Bro you blushing ๐
Urogi: Bro shush! Not in front of her (////)
Karaku: Ok then heheh ๐
Urogi: Shush! (////)
Sekido:
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