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Infinity Castle

Y/n: *Cleaning the kitchen*

Urogi: Ughh..

Y/n: Hi Urogi!

Urogi: What..

Y/n: Oh- you seem in the bad mood today, why's that?

Urogi: Just shut it already..

Y/n: Oh..

Urogi: Ugh, you're so annoying..just go make me food..

Y/n: ...

Kotoha: Ohhhh he did not just said that!

Koyuki: That bird is dead as meat-

Ruka: I pray for his wings

Nakime: About damn time *Starts playing the biwa*

Koyuki: Her theme has arise ToT

Urogi: Where the fuck is that music coming from-

Y/n: What the fuck did you just say to me you piece of shit *Asian accent*

Urogi: Huh-

Y/n: You saying that with your mouth full of shit huh? Oh is it because I'm woman?

Urogi: No- I mean-

Y/n: Nah nah nah, you're saying that because girls belong to the kitchen huh? *Drops the broom*

Kotoha: The broom has now been dropped

Koyuki: Oh I can't watch this *Covers eyes* this is about to be bloody

Urogi: Little Dove, I didn't mean it that way-

Y/n: Ohohoh! Don't Little Dove me now, you piece of shit *Grabs the slipper*

Ruka: YES! THE POWER OF THE SLIPPERS 🩴🩴🩴

Kotoha: Ohhh Lord- he's dead

Nakime: Really dea-

Y/n: *Grabs the hammer in the cabinet*

Nakime: YES WOMAN!!! THE POWER OF THE HAMMER 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨

Urogi: Y/n- Little Dove please-

Y/n: No fuck you, you good for nothing chicken

Urogi: Baby I'm sorry-

Y/n: Nah nah nah you said you want food huh?

Urogi: Yea-

Y/n: WELL THE FOOD FOR TODAY IS CHICKEN NOW COME HERE!!!!!

Urogi: AHHHHHHHHHH

Girls: OHHHHH!!!

Hours Later

Aizetsu: Love..did something happened..? I heard screaming and-

Y/n: *Kicking Urogi in the oven*

Urogi: *Tied up and crying*

Aizetsu: I-

Y/n: Shush!

Aizetsu: ...

Y/n: What do you want..

Aizetsu: Why..are you kicking Urogi in the oven and..why is his..*Pointing Urogi's wings in the dining table*..

Y/n: Oh you see Darling..this bitch decides to be a bastard today and told me to make him food..so..I'm making chicken..

Aizetsu: Oh-

Y/n: AND! Before you can say to Urogi, to just regenerate his wings..I put wisteria on his back where his wings are supposed to regenerate..AND!! I soaked the ropes in wisteria too..

Aizetsu: ...

Y/n: And..he's not crying for help..he's crying in pain..RIGHT UROGI?!?!

Urogi: HMM..!! *Nods repeatedly while crying*

Y/n: Good...now go sit down on the couch and watch some cocomelon..

Aizetsu: But I don't-

Y/n: SHUSH!!

Aizetsu: Yes ma'am, sorry ma'am..*Goes to the couch and sits down*...

Y/n: Good..

Girls: *Eating popcorn*

Aizetsu: Why are you guys-

Girls: Shush!!

Aizetsu: Sorry ma'am's..*Turns on tv and watches cocomelon*..

Akaza: Do you ladies want some wine?

Kotoha and Koyuki: Sure!

Ruka: A fine glass of wine would be great (I swear Ruka aged like a fine wine 😍)

Nakime: Yup, you know how I want it

Akaza: Sure thing! Coming right up!

Kotoha: Your husband is such a gentleman!

Ruka: Very Koyuki

Nakime: I'm glad you found a wonderful man in your life

Koyuki: Hehe! //^^//


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