Tan: (with a serious face) "So how do we solve this predicament guys?"

Jin: "Go to church?"

Mild: (rolling his eyes) "The dude is half gay."

Jin: (unbothered) "So what?"

Tan: (wondering) "Doesn't God hate gays?"

Jin: "God is love dude. There's no hate when it comes to him."

Bright: "true those are just bigoted Christians who plant hate on beautiful things."

Gulf: (nodding his head) "Love is a beautiful thing."

Mild: "I don't think that'll work though."

Jin: (with a hand in his chin) "Should we go to the temple?"

Tan: (in a duh tone) "It's the same category,"

Bright: "but a different and more understanding god."

Mild: (convincing Gulf) "I suggest you join me in staying a bachelor."

Gulf: "No thank you."

Mild: "It's a sign."

Gulf: "One that I will ignore." (Feeling tipsy too) "I want to get ass, I want to get fucked too. No one is worth it though."

Jin: "Not even one of us?"

Gulf: (with a disgusted face) "Excuse you, that is insulting."

Jin: (shrugging) "Just trying to be helpful."

Mild: (looks around hesitant) "So there's this club."

Jin: (cutting him off) "I don't trust Mild's suggestions."

Mild: "You should trust it,"

Jin: (chuckles) "That's like listening to a marriage motivational speaker who got divorced."

Mild: "Whatever happened to do as I say not as I do?"

Jin: (countering) "You should walk the talk."

Tan: (in agreement) "That's right, you should do what you preach."

Mild: (shaking his head done) "I don't know how I came to be friends with you judgmental people."

Bright: (a bit offended) "These judgmental people have your back, just so you know."

Mild: (correcting his mistake) "Exactly. I'm really grateful."

Tan: (tilting his head thinking) "Was that insult turned compliment?"

Jin: "Why are we always arguing about everything?"

Gulf: (sees the arguments won't stop) "So about the club..."

Tan: (looks at Jin and gives him a sign. It was time to ruffle Mild's feathers) "Oh you were saying something about the club."

Mild: (rolls his red drunk eyes) "Yes I was talking."

Jin: "So you were saying?"

Mild: "There's a club that offers these services."

Jin: (searching his pockets for his phone) "Ok, can I have their address I need new friends."

Mild: "They offer sex services."

Bright: (with a high tone) "Are you telling him to act porn?"

Mild: "No. It doesn't do that but they consider it if you ask."

Tan: "and how exactly do you know that club?"

Jin: "He wasn't innocent after all."

Tan: "For a minute I thought Mild was a virgin but I'm glad he's been getting some."

Gulf: (more invested in the story than the game Jin and Tan were playing) "What do they offer?"

Mild: "Everything."

Bright: "What?"

Mild: "Any type of sex,"

Jin: "You don't say."

Tan: "Is it like a pimp house?"

Mild: "It's a professional club. You pay a hefty amount of money. It's not for walking Thomas. Only the elite go there."

Tan: "I'm still hung on the question how you know about such a place."

Mild: "Link, connections, experience etc."

Jin: (in fake wonderment) "Wonders shall never end."

Mild: (getting ticked) "Quit it douche."