Funtime Freddy: Did you hear about the sick juggler?

Freddy: *exasperated sigh* No.

Funtime Freddy: He couldn't stop throwing up!

Freddy: Is that all?

Funtime Freddy: No, he's dead.

Freddy: HAHAHAHAHAH-

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Shadow Bonnie: If the moon is made of cheese and Saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?

Shadow Freddy: Yellow.

Shadow Bonnie: The correct answer is packing peanuts.

Shadow Freddy: Oh I see, because you carry the two and-

Toy Freddy: What is wrong with you people?

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Springtrap: Friendly reminder that I literally, actually cannot die, and I’d love to see any of you fuckers try to take me down.

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Foxy: If you're on the sun then sun-dried tomatoes are just tomatoes.

Bonnie: Wouldn't they be dried tomatoes? They're still not normal tomatoes.

*later*

Foxy: I asked Freddy and he says there are no tomatoes on the sun. So it looks like we're both wrong. But more importantly, you're wrong.

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Plushtrap: Hey, can I take the skin off of the furby? I want to free him from his mortal flesh so he ascends us all to enlightenment.

Nightmare: I could literally not care less but never talk to me again.

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Jeremy: Dying sucks. How do you guys cope with mortality?

Phantom Freddy: Violent outbursts!

Phantom Mangle: Cry about it.

Springtrap: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!

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Bonnie: *runs into Pirates' cove* Wanna, make five bucks?

Foxy: How?

Bonnie: I need you to take the blame.

Freddy: *from the office* Oh my God!

Foxy: What did you do?

Bonnie: I can't tell you. Yes or no? No questions asked.

Freddy: OH MY GOD!

Foxy: Make it ten!