Funtime Freddy: Did you hear about the sick juggler?
Freddy: *exasperated sigh* No.
Funtime Freddy: He couldn't stop throwing up!
Freddy: Is that all?
Funtime Freddy: No, he's dead.
Freddy: HAHAHAHAHAH-
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Shadow Bonnie: If the moon is made of cheese and Saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?
Shadow Freddy: Yellow.
Shadow Bonnie: The correct answer is packing peanuts.
Shadow Freddy: Oh I see, because you carry the two and-
Toy Freddy: What is wrong with you people?
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Springtrap: Friendly reminder that I literally, actually cannot die, and I’d love to see any of you fuckers try to take me down.
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Foxy: If you're on the sun then sun-dried tomatoes are just tomatoes.
Bonnie: Wouldn't they be dried tomatoes? They're still not normal tomatoes.
*later*
Foxy: I asked Freddy and he says there are no tomatoes on the sun. So it looks like we're both wrong. But more importantly, you're wrong.
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Plushtrap: Hey, can I take the skin off of the furby? I want to free him from his mortal flesh so he ascends us all to enlightenment.
Nightmare: I could literally not care less but never talk to me again.
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Jeremy: Dying sucks. How do you guys cope with mortality?
Phantom Freddy: Violent outbursts!
Phantom Mangle: Cry about it.
Springtrap: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!
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Bonnie: *runs into Pirates' cove* Wanna, make five bucks?
Foxy: How?
Bonnie: I need you to take the blame.
Freddy: *from the office* Oh my God!
Foxy: What did you do?
Bonnie: I can't tell you. Yes or no? No questions asked.
Freddy: OH MY GOD!
Foxy: Make it ten!
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