Mike: Where are you going?
Jeremy: Either to get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way there.
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Mike: You stay positive. You always believe that everything is going to be okay. How do you do it?
Bonnie: Well, I'll tell you my secret, Mike! I lie to myself. Every morning when I wake up. I say "Everything's going to be okay!" But I'm lying. And I don't know how much longer I can do it.
Mike:
Bonnie: Have a swell day, Mike!
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Jeremy: How can I get my crush to ask me out?
Freddy: Well you know how everyone always says "Just be yourself"? Well don't do that.
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Toy Chica: I have no friends.
Toy Bonnie: Ahem! Bitch what am I, a roach?
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*power goes out*
Jeremy: Fritz, you didn't fucking pay the power bill are you serious?
Mike: *singing* When your lights don't work like they used to before~
Jeremy: Mike shut the fuck up!
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Golden: What do you have?
Bonnie: A knife!
Golden: Oh, have fun!
Freddy: nO-
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Ballora: Let out all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind.
Shadow Freddy: *blood-curdling screams*
Ballora: Sir- are you okay-
Shadow Freddy: I'm a little messed up.
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Foxy: It's like we finish each other's
Golden: SSSATAN WILL RISE-
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Minireena: Wait you're not coming to my tea party? BONBON, I MADE B I S C U I T S-
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Plushtrap: I can't swim.
NM!Bonnie: How old are you?
Plushtrap: Six.
NM!Bonnie: *fucking throws him in a lake*
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Mike: Just gonna check to make sure my house is safe before I go to bed. *checks the basement* Hey are there any murderers down there?
Springtrap: No, it's okay.
Mike: Oh okay.
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Tape girl: Hey bro what do you want to eat?
Glitchtrap: The souls of the innocent.
Jeremy: A bagel.
Glitchtrap: No!
Jeremy: Two bagels.
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