Ducks, they know everything.
Ducks, the evil minions of Santa.
Ducks, with their perverted minds
Ducks, they know where you live
Ducks, looking at you everywhere
Ducks, stalk you when you sleep
Ducks, cannibals
Ducks, so very sinister
Ducks, they will fucking hack off your head, not in one hack, but many times before beheading you. They'll dissect you alive and then eat you. They will ducking eat your head bitches. Can I have this shit uncensored?

Ducks they are Laxus

You ask why?

Answer: cause reasons