genericmeangirl ~to~ neilarmstrong

genericmeangirl: um

genericmeangirl: i know we don't necessarily talk but rory won't answer my texts and everyone else is asleep

neilarmstrong: what's up?

genericmeangirl: it's just that my parents called and they said some stuff and mentioned visiting me here and that would totally ruin my safe space.

neilarmstrong: should i come over

genericmeangirl: i don't need pity

neilarmstrong: it's not pity, it's cause i care abt you. plus you texted so...

genericmeangirl: could you call rory

neilarmstrong: yeah, i'm omw to your dorm room

genericmeangirl: K

thefunnyone added freehugs, sophiathefirst and bookworm to the chat

thefunnyone named chat ''Harold they're lesbians''

sophiathefirst: Are there even any lesbians in this chat?

thefunnyone: NO BUT SOPHIA I SAW THE GAYS SNUGGLING

freehugs: The gays being?

thefunnyone: VAL AND ABE

bookworm: O. M. G

freehugs: Oh no...

thefunnyone: what

sophiathefirst: you don't even know what evils you have unleashed to the world

thefunnyone: still not getting you

bookworm: MY SHIP IS FRIGGING CANON I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONG, ME AND JUCINTA HAVE TO GO WRITE THAT 250K FANFIC

thefunnyone: ?

Everything Abnormal

bookworm: @juice Code Aquila

juice: AQUILA? OMG

genericmeangirl: the nerd patrol have code names? (no shade to you jucinta, you have never done anything wrong in your life ever)

thefunnyone: val where ru I just saw your texts

genericmeangirl: In my dorm room but you don't have to come over cause I was just getting ready to go to sleep.

thefunnyone: So? What if I want to say goodnight

genericmeangirl: I sleep naked

thefunnyone: a bit late for decency after that one time you changed in front of me when we went swimming

genericmeangirl: first things first it was a secret girls night out so f*ck you for telling everyone else about it

genericmeangirl: plus, you're gay as hell so i know you don't have any weird thoughts

thefunnyone: then why didn't you invite isabel

genericmeangirl: ?

thefunnyone: are you homophobic

genericmeangirl: No

thefunnyone: then why didn't you invite isabel? did you think she was going to pry at you?

genericmeangirl: we're literally not friends

thefunnyone: yeah, cause you cuddle with just anyone

blondie: W h a t

thefunnyone: honey, I think we broke the hetero

genericmeangirl: oh sweet token straight delia, don't worry about it

sophiathefirst: token straight indicates that everyone else in this chat isn't straight tho

freehugs: Wait, all jokes aside, call I get you guys's sexualities? You don't have to share n stuff but I don't want to assume.

freehugs: I'll go first, I'm pan

bookworm:, No problem Ava, aroace

genericmeangirl: straight

thefunnyone: calling bs on that last text

sophiathefirst: ABSOLUTE CAP LMAO

genericmeangirl: I know where you live, Sophia Esmerelda Mendoza

sophiathefirst: that is not my middle name

sophiathefirst: and ava don't you dare

freehugs: Okay I guess

sophiathefirst: oh ye and i'm bi

juice: Me too

angstybisexual: Me three

neilarmstrong: We kinda knew that by now

thefunnyone: not Abe coming back only for crimsette slander

angstybisexual: which is unacceptable

thefunnyone: by anyone who isn't me

angstybisexual: :(

thefunnyone: :)

neilarmstrong: Am I the only lesbian in this chat

angstybisexual: Unless you add Raven (who you guys kicked for good reason) ig

neilarmstrong: Add her back I feel intimidated by the three bisexuals

freehugs: NO

bookworm: NO

thefunnyone: only if you get tf out of val's room

neilarmstrong: no.

thefunnyone: no seriously i got ice cream and me and val have movie night.

Everything Abnormal (20 minutes later)

neilarmstrong: val kicked me out:(

angstybisexual has added ravenzella

angstybisexual: :) (the least I could do for abe)

neilarmstrong: :)

ravenzella: :)

sophiathefirst: you fr tried to unalive us like two weeks ago, stop smiling.