Hi, sorry if this disappoints anyone, but I have no interest in finishing this story. I wasn't really in a good place mentally when I wrote it and don't want to remember that, some writing choices were uh... choices, a lot of the humor I do not find funny anymore, I'm busy with other things, and this story is borderline unreadable because I refused to use paragraphs and didn't realize most people do not want to read a huge brick of text. Hope you understand, thank you for reading!