DREAM

haechan
y'all johnny hyung saw
me texting the chat
yesterday and he saw
minji's name

haechan
he just questioned me
about it but i didn't know
what to do so i said
it was lucas and now
he's going to ask lucas
what am i supposed to
do

mark
bro you fucked up

me
hello

me
who's lucas

jaemin
haechan you have to
get lucas to join the chat

haechan
BUT THEN ITS NOT
DREAM

haechan
AND ALSO HE IS LUCAS
MINJI WILL FALL IN LOVE
WITH HIM AND THEN SHE
WON'T LOVE ME

me
who tf is this lucas dude

chenle
he's like... a god

jisung
all the girls love him

me
oh i just googled him

me
he's cute

renjun
of course he is

me
but he's not my type

mark
what

chenle
that's different

me
yh no not really my type

me
he's a bit too tall tbh

me
i'm barely five foot tall lol

me
i can't handle people who're
that much taller than me

me
i get too scared lol

mark
wait really

renjun
OH MY GOD YOU'RE
SHORTER THAN ME

chenle
hehe tiny

jisung
i'm not too tall am i

me
no

renjun
finally one that's here for
the shorties

me
( ;

me
also he is MUCH older
than me

me
if you 2000 liners can't call
me babe and neither
can mark how could lucas

jaemin
that's true

jeno
boo is so smart

me
that's true

haechan
what how come he can
say boo but no one else
can say babe

me
because boo is like a
nickname

me
like from monsters inc.

mark
so we can call you boo
but not babe

me
sure i mean you decided
on cancelling babe so
that's on you

jisung
i can call you babe right

me
if you want

chenle
ME TOO

me
OKAY

mark
anyways i agree with
jaemin add lucas and we'll
tell him what happened and
get him to play along

haechan
okay

chenle
who has his number

mark
i do i'll add him

unknown was added

mark
yo lucas

unknown
yo wassup

mark
we need your help

unknown
me?

mark
yes

mark
basically this gc has another
friend of ours in it who is
neither nct nor an idol and
in fact a female. johnny
saw haechan texting the
chat and saw her name
and he told johnny is was you
and now johnny wants to ask
you about it so can you
please play along and say it
was you for her sake

unknown
okay

me
woah it was that easy

chenle
yh

unknown
so who is the pretty lady
we're keeping safe from
johnny

me
hi i'm minji

unknown
hello i am lucas but you
can call me anytime

me
okay anytime

jaemin
omg boo i love you

you saved unknown as lucas

lucas
so how old are you and
how did you meet these losers

me
i'm 19 and chenle
accidentally added me to
the chat because haechan and
i have similar numbers

lucas
you're 19?

me
yh

lucas
you should go out with
jisung he's 20

jisung
hyung what

chenle
LMAO HE BLUDHRD

me
i'm all good lol

lucas
your loss

jisung
how is that a loss

me
i agree that is a loss
you're one beautiful
specimen and your voice
is like on another level
kinda hot like dayum

me
tbh with you any girl or
guy whatever you're into
would be super lucky to
have you and also you're so
sweet and genuine and cool
and cute too so you know what
you get a gold star

chenle
are you sure you don't
wanna try it out with
jisung coz it sounds like
you're in love with him

me
tbh i don't even know

me
maybe i will in the future

renjun
well hello future

lucas
i bet you're so happy i'm
here rn coz i just made that
happen you're welcome

jisung
hensalnw

me
what

jisung
kwpalmdak

me
is he 🍃🌬 at all or?

jisung
jepqlamvd

chenle
translation: he's fan girl
panicking because of what you
said about him and he keeps
hitting his phone i
apologise for the confusion

jaemin
say that stuff about me

me
i will

me
in future probably

jaemin
HELLO FUTURE

lucas
oh hey johnny is here
he wants to talk i'll come
back later

mark
everyone stay quiet while he's there so that he won't wanna
check the phone

haechan
maybe just minji so that it
won't have her name on the
screen and it'll be only
us in the chat

me
oki bye babies good luck
xx

jeno
bye x

jaemin
x

haechan
later x

chenle
x

jisung
z

chenle
translation: x

renjun
x

mark
x

lucas
x