y/ns pov

i was walking round the lovely hot park on a nice bright summer morning it was so cold i took my 9 inch pubes out of my hot pink lacy thong and wrapped them around myself. like a nice woolly jumper.

that's when i saw it.

his veiny toes spread out across the grass, his toe nails so long they curled round the toes themselves.

his pointy nose, so pointy it would do wonders in my vagina. it made me wonder, if his nose is so big i wonder how big his wiggly worm is.

'take a picture it would last longer.' the mysterious guy smirks giving me a sexy wink.

'okay' i purr taking my nokia blockia (bright orange) out of my bag and snapping a few pictures.

'how's this' he asked licking his lips and squatting legs apart facing me.

'want to see a cool trick?' he asked putting on a hot pair of heelys.

'i've always wanted a skater boyfriend.' i wink walking closer.

'watch this.' he growled getting up and setting of at an unimaginable speed.

unfortunately as it was so windy the wind got under his skin flaps and set him souring into the skin.

'my cotton swab!' i cry running after him in my 13 inch stilettos.

'baby! my demons! they've caught me!' he cried sailing off.

'drown them my prince!' i bellow climbing the eiffel tower.

'i cant drown my demons! they know how to swim 😦😖😭💔😔🍆💦' he sobbed

'i cant live without you' i cried.

fortunately i got to the top of the leaning tower of piza before he did so i managed to grab him foot and swing him down.

'never leave me ever again!' i wipe my tears jumping into his arms.

'i never would, ever smoocoms' he sighed.

he then vigorously fucked me onto on big ben to make up for it.