Matt: On the fifth episode of "what not to fucking do", Tai... please....

Tai: It wasn't my fault this time though.

Gabumon: What happened?

Agumon: He fell out a tree that got attacked during Digi patrol.

Gabumon: Why was he in the tree?

Tai: Because the ground was literally Lava.

Matt: Ok well how about you stop falling off things and being set on fire.

Tai: I make no promises.

Matt: Taichi-