Tai: There's an old saying, lad. What doesn't kill ya...usually succeeds on the second attempt.

Agumon: I sense no danger here. How could they be dangerous? They're covered in free cheese!

Matt: Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player.

Gabumon: Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face.

Sora: If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... well, that would just be alright.

Piyomon: I had four biscuits and then I ate one. Then I only had three!

Izzy: You don't pay me. You don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.

Tentomon: That's it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!

Mimi: See, no one says 'cool' anymore. That's such an old person thing. Now we say 'coral', as in 'That nose job is so coral'.

Palmon: Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.

Jou: No, Gary, I don't get colds. I get the suds.

Gomamon: Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt? Now he's a bronzefish!

TK: Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

Patamon: It's not just any boulder... -sniffles- It's a rock!

Kari: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Gatomon: Oh, these pies aren't homemade. They were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They're bombs.