(A WWE Event in an AU Book? Who are you and what have you done With Mr. Ambrose/Joe)

Dean: Man. That celebration got out of hand.

Becky: *giggles* you're telling me.

Dean: Woah! Becky what the fuck are you doing here? Hold on, did we have Sex? And did you jam a beer bottle Up my ass?

Becky: Silly Goose. Here, I'll take that. *Drinks it*

Dean: Eww

Becky: you know how long I wanted to do that? I feel like a fairy tale princess.

Dean: so you Did jam a beer bottle Up my ass.

Brain: Dean! I come over to pick up our hung over infant love child and THIS is what I find???

Dean: She's Actually not hungover which is pretty amazing. She drank a Bar. An Entire Bar.

Tye: Attention Y'all! Hot Bitch Coming Through.

Alexa: Hey Dean. I'm ready to be found ag- oh! I see you got Company. You Skanks better back off.

Girls: *Arguing over who gets Dean*

BOOM!!!

Dean: Shut the Fuck up! What we have here is a failure to communicate. I say we resolve this like mature responsible adults.

Later.....

The Girls are at WrestleMania with Dean and Seth At Ringside.

Seth: So... What's going on? What is this?

Dean: originally I just wanted to get these nutbags out of my office but now I kinda want to watch them Beat the Shit out of each other for my affection.

Seth: sounds promising.

The girls fight it out until Becky was left standing.

Becky: Dean! I won! I always dreamed of fighting for my man by knocking a bunch of skanky one niners over the top Rope of an unsantioned battle royal and getting a super happy ending.

Dean: yeah about that I just wanted to see you girls fight it out. Not you, it's me. Blah blah blah.

He leaves.

Soniqua slams Becky with a chair.

End of Chapter.

(Wow, I just made Dean a serious Asshole. And Jesus Christ this was weird 😅😂🤣🤣🤣)