Seth: okay we felt sorry about bombing that casino zone Deal so we figured we'd take you to a football game.

Drew: great now I don't have to murder you.

Dean: here's the deal, The games fixed and I put a Huge bet on us to lose. So just be your normal, humiliating selves and we'll be richer Than JESUS!!! Franko the Spanish film director.

Sami: What?

He gets tackled.

Sami: why do I hang out with you Assholes?

Dean: Don't drink that? It's a rufeed cocktail I made for the cheerleaders.

Sami faints.

Seth: okay we only have to lose by a couple points so let's put some effort so nobody gets suspicious.

Dean: okay. Let's go.

Game Starts...

Player: ready go! Hut hut.

Dean Runs past Everyone and gets a touchdown.

Kevin: okay I'm not much of a tennis guy but he wasn't supposed to goal that slam dunk point. Was he?

(I like how I made Kevin get that completely wrong)

Seth: no he wasn't.

25 Minutes later...

Kevin: *out of breath* I'm gonna fucking die!

Sami wakes up

Sami: where am I?

Dean: did you see all the touchdowns I scored?

Seth: Stop scoring Touchdowns you Fucking Idiot!

Dean: Would you tell pacaso to stop painting? Or Leonardo to stop.... Decaprioing? No way man! Just gimme the damn ball and show me the money! Just do it eye of the tiger. Place at the table!

Seth: okay clearly Dean is on full on Dick mode right now so it's up to us to lose this game. I want you to dig down deep and suck like you never sucked before! I want you to miss those tackles, drop those balls and let that other team stick their cleats straight up our cheating loser Assholes. Now Who's with me?

Sami: There's like 2 seconds left on the clock.

Seth: fuck. Plan B.

Player: Ready? Go! Hut-

A Giant Fucking TANK Crashes in and crushes All the players (And Dean)

Dolph: Ha Ha! Touchdown!

Later...

Seth, Kevin, Sami, Drew and Dolph were all celebrating in the office.

Dean was in a wheelchair.

Dean: you know if it wasn't for all my awesome touchdown skills you guys wouldn't have gotten away with that plan so.. where's MY Gatorade dunk?

Sami: I got your dunk right here.

Dean: Oh God no!

End of Chapter