Dean: Hey What's Up Guys I... What The Hell is Happening Here?

Hornswoggle: Who's There? Dean? Dean is That You? Oh Thank God. Listen Man, This Asshole Just Turned Me Into an Eggplant. And I Gotta Go Back Like 40 States To Get Healed. I Just Need You To Get Me A Nurse For Me Okay?

Dean: Sure 1 Sec Let Me Just Rest For a Minute I Ran Like all The Way Here.

Hornswoggle: Can You Please Hurry Up? I Can't See a Thing In Here & Being an Eggplant is a lot Like Being Jammed Up Inside Your own asshole.

Dean: I Said In a Minute. Jesus. Don't Get Mad at Me Cause You Can't Dodge This Weirdo & His Veggies. No Offence.

Wizard: None Taken.

Hornswoggle: Look, I Apologize if I Snapped at You But This is Kind of a Serious Situation.

Dean: I Understand That Dick I Just Need a Minute. Again with The attitude.

Wizard: Now You See Why I Throw shit at Him.

Hornswoggle: JUST GET ME A FUCKING NURSE ASSHOLE!!!!!

Dean: Fine I'll Be Right Back.

He Spends Like 10 Seconds Muttering Very Quiet

Dean: Okay Buddy Got Your Nurse.

Hornswoggle: Oh Great

Dean: Just Follow The Sound of My Voice.

Hornswoggle: I can't Thank You Enough Dean. And Again I'm Sorry For Losing My Temper Earlier But You Understand- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

He Falls Down a Pit.

Wizard: Oh Man That Was Classic. Hey. You Wanna Tolk Up. I Carved out one of My Eggplants Into a Pretty Sweet Bowl.

Dean: Hell Yeah! Don't Mind if I Do.

The Wizard Turns Dean Into an Eggplant.

Dean: Aw, Mother Fucker!

Will Dean Turn Back Into A Man? And Will He Ever Find a Job to Get Back on His Feet? What about That Dominique Wilkins Poster From The First Couple Chapters? Remember That Running Joke? Kinda Lost Track of That One. And Will Seth Ever Come Out of His Coma? Oh Uhh. We Didn't Tell You. Seth Got in a Pretty Serious Car Accident Like a Month ago. He's Been In a Coma So, We're Pulling For Him. FIND OUT ALL THIS AND MORE! NEXT SEASON ON DEAN AMBROSE FOR HIRE!!!!

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