Dean's Apartment....

Dean: hey, Seth, what job offers do we have?

Seth: Counting the new ones today, uh, zero.

Dean: What? I thought we were going back to our old ways! Dean for hire and all that.

Seth: well, we actually did a decent job rebuilding the universe so, there's not much need for a group of fuck-ups Fucking up Jobs.

Sami: man, I knew we should've used Kevin's Shit.

Kevin: YES! I can finally cross that one off my bucket list!

Kevin's Bucket list!

☑️Fart in Seth's mouth

☑️Have someone regret NOT using your shit to build the universe

🔲 Become Heisenberg

🔲Brush Teeth

Dean: so nobody's hiring. Big deal! That doesn't stop college graduates from foolishly thinking they can get a job right?

Kevin: FUCK YEAH!! WE'RE GOING TO COLLEGE!!

Dean: No! We're not going to college. At least not in this season. Maybe in the movie. *Cough* kickstarter *Cough*

(No! That's not the big project I have planned)

Dean: Let's just show up uninvited, do some work and MAKE THEM Pay us!

Seth: what if they don't pay?

Dean: I dunno. Murder their faces off?! I don't have all the answers Seth!

New Job....

The group zip lined to the building.

Well.... Almost Everyone, Kevin was struggling a little but he made it.

They went through the elevator inside where a guy was shooting Businessmen.

Guy: Who The hell are you guys!?

Dean: Relax. We wanna help you Kill these Businessmen. Seems fun.

Guy: They Aren't Businessmen! I'm after their secret documents and they're in my way! And I don't need your help so beat it assholes!

Seth: so you're killing these guys for Trying to protect their property?

Kevin: Sounds like you're the Asshole. Asshole.

Guy: it's more complex than that! Seriously, leave me the fuck alone.

Dean: alright alright if that's the way you want it. Come on guys.

They go into a room.

Sami: Hey, Kevin, I never noticed it before but, you have some weird eyeballs.

Kevin: yeah they're Piercing Brown, hey what's up with these rooms? Is this like a hotel or something because, I've been meaning to hold a convention and this place just seems perfect!

Seth: alright would you guys shut up for a second! Where's the light switch? Got it.

He pushes something but it's not working.

Seth: wait, this switch isn't working.

Kevin: um... That's not a switch... That is my penis.

Sami/Dean/Seth: AUGHHH

Seth: Wait, why does it make a clicking noise?

Kevin: yours doesn't?

Seth: it does not.

Dean: Alright! Enough about Clicky Dick! That elevator dude is Pissing me off! I propose we help those Businessmen kill that son of a bitch!

They walk out and surround the guy.

Dean: End of the Road Asshole!

Dean picks him up.

Guy: hey hey hey what the fuck are you doing?

He throws the guy down the elevator shaft but Bricks come out of nowhere and save him.

Dean: what the hell, is this another one of those time traveling glitches?

Seth: I don't think so man. This seems different.

Guy: Hey! What the fuck is your problem man!?

Dean: yeah, Sorry about that. Kevin?

Kevin pushes the Down button and the elevator squishes the Guy.

Businessman 1: Thanks! Our super secret plans to legalize arson are safe and sound.

Kevin: Wut?

Businessman 2: Idiot! Stop telling people about our super secret plans.

Dean: O-kay. Starting to regret helping you guys but... Yeah. We'll be on our way.

End of Chapter