(knock on the door)
Kara: (groans) stupid super hearing
Jeremiah: Kara,your friends are here
Kara:what who's coming over here this early
Zee: hello Kara dear my pride and joy
Ben: hi Kara
Kara: pride and huh?
Zee:(holding cages with rabbits in them) this is Blackberry hazel von hausle iii, and this is Dandelion pipkin de hyzenthlay
Kara: M'kay. why are they in my room?
Zee: uh hello, you,me and Ben had a whole text thing about it last night
Kara: whatev
Zee: please Kara you simply cannot flake on me now this is my very first paid performance as a solo magician,and i need you and Ben to take care of my two little lovelies while im away
Kara: can't you just take them with you
Ben: im on Kara with this one i mean aren't the rabbits part of your act
Zee: (scoff) these are magical rabbits my dears they might be a bit much for a children's birthday party now where can i put them
Kara: i dont know put them over there
Zee: on this floor? ugh. hold these. now there only a few simple rules to bear mind first they must be given organic vegetables cut into segments of no larger than an inch cubed.and i'm afraid i'll have to ask you to limit the cruciferous vegetables as little Blackberry hazel von hausle iii has had some issues with stomach discomfort recently. then of course they'll need access to fresh water at all times, no cooler than 57 degrees fahrenheit that's around 13.5 degrees celsius. ooh, and very important, when it's time for their brushing-
Kara: how long are you gonna be gone
Zee: eh, no more than an hour. now on to their brushings 3 strokes gently to the left, then five strokes gently to the right
Kara: yeah, yeah i got it
Ben: dont worry about a thing Zee we'll have everything under control
Zee: thanks Ben and love the optimism oh and there is one more rule
Kara: dude
Zee: th-th-th- this is the most important rule of all. you're not under any circumstances to put these two together. do you understand
Kara: whatev
Ben: loud and clear
Zee: thank you guys mommy's gonna miss you my lovelies, see you soon, bye-ee
Kara: Who's the cutest little bunny-wunnies of all bunny-wunnies? It's you, isn't it? Yes, yes. Oh, are you the sweetest little magical bunnies? Are you? Are you the sweetest and magicaliest? I think so. Yes, I do.
Kara: What were your stupid names again? Ah, who cares! You look like a Merlin, and you look like a Harry Houdini! Do you like those names? Yes, yes. Ah, you're so cute! Come here, Merlin. Oh, Merlin's a squishy little wuv-bunny. Yes, he is! Yes, he is! Now you, Harry Houdini. [chuckle] I'm drowning in cuteness! Now for a selfie for only us to see
[camera shutter clicking]
Kara: Okay, back in your cages.
[whining]
Kara: Huh? Aw! Zee said I should keep you two apart...
[both whining]
Kara: I bet she gives you lots of dumb little rules to follow. She gives me dumb little rules, too. But we don't need those rules, do we? 'cause we're the cutest little magical bunnies ever. Rules are for suckers, aren't they? Yes, they are! Yes, they are. [gasp] You know what would make this even better?
Ben: if we put them back in their cages
Kara: um no,Let's have a carrot party!
Kara: And don't do anything too cute while I'm gone, all right?
Kara: We got lucky, boys. Last one. [gasp]
Ben: yeah so this just happened
Kara: Harry Houdini! [gasp] You're a mom!
Ben: wait, what?
Kara: You are so cute! I can't take it! Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. I never knew I needed this in my life. Say "carrots!"
[squeaking]
[camera shutter click]
Kara: Huh?[door knock]
Jeremiah: Hey, Kara. I'm headed to the farmer's market. Need anything?
Kara: Carrots?
Jeremiah: You got it.
Kara: Okay, okay. Think, Kara.
[squeaks]
Kara: Ah! No, Kara, stop thinking.
Kara: There. [gasps]
Kara: How did I miss these?
Kara: Gah! What is going on?
Kara: [grunting]
Kara: Phew. Eek!
Kara: Uh-oh.Kara: [grunt] [gasp][rabbits squeaking]
Kara: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Kara: Hey, you two. Stop right there!(the rabbits wave)Ben oh that's real mature
Kara: Uh, this might be getting slightly out of hand
Ben: (sarcastically) oh really i would have never noticed
Waiter: Aw! [yell]
[squeak]
Crowd: Aw! [screaming
(scene cuts to Kara as Supergirl and Ben as Diamondhead)
Kara: Time to take out the adorable trash!
Kara: Halt!
Diamondhead:[gasp] Kara,They're headed for midtown.
Kara:They'll overrun the whole city!
Kara: Sorry, rabbits. This road's closed.
Diamondhead: but that one isn't
Kara: seriously, guys? [grunt] Whoa-a-aa!
Zee: Now, Tommy, let's see what's behind... your ear!
[squeak]
Zee: Uh... Huh?
Tommy: That's not my quarter. That's a—
Girl: Bunnies!
Zee: [grunt]
[rabbits squeaking]
Kara: So... how's it goin'?
Zee: I told you to keep them apart!
Kara: I did. I totally did, for, like, at least ten minutes... Five... Three minutes, I... One minute.
Diamondhead: just to clarify i had no part in this
Zee: Gah!
Kara: What was I supposed to do? They love each other.
Zee: Exactly! That's the problem.
Timmy: Oh, wow! What a great Superman costume!
Kara: This is not a Superman costume.
Zee: Uh, yes, children. These are my lovely assistants, Supergirl and Diamondhead! their here to help with the next trick, which is to make all these rabbits disappear! See, all gone! Come on, lovely assistants. Let's make the rest of these rabbits vanish.
[children] Yeah!
[rumbling
]Zee: Ta-da!
[children] Hurray!
Teddy: Superman's sister is the best!
Kara: Listen, kid, I—
[rumbling]
Kara: Maybe it's just the rest of the city applauding?
[rabbits squeaking]
Zee: Oh, no! They're still together!
Kara: And they still love each other.
Diamondhead: Kara, not the best time
[all screaming]
(the omnitrix times out and Diamondhead turns back into Ben)
Kara: Ah! Drowning in cuteness!
Zee: I gave you one rule!
Kara: No. No, you didn't. You gave me, like, 500 rules.
Zee: And you broke the only one that mattered!
Kara: How was I supposed to know Harry Houdini was a girl?
Teddy: Whee!
Zee: Harry what? How dare you! Those rabbits are purebred magical creatures with carefully selected names. They are not to be mentioned in the same breath as Merlin and Harry Houdini!
Kara: My names are way better than yours!
Zee: Never mind!
Ben: can we please focus on saving the city
Zee: he's right,The only way to stop magical rabbits
(Zee transforms in to Zatanna and Ben transforms in to Stinkfly)
Zee: is with magic itself. Since the cause of all this is the love between Blackberry Hazel von Hausle III and Dandelion Pipkin de Hyzenthlay—
Kara: Merlin and Harry Houdini.
Stinkfly: dang it Kara
Zee: —then I will simply have to cast a hate spell to drive them apart. leef ton stibbar evol kaeps I ["feel not rabbits love, speak I" with each word in reverse][whooshing]
Zee: [gasp]
Kara: Uh, what's going on?[low growl]
Giant rabbit monster: [roar]
Zee: I may have worded that spell wrong.
Kara: I couldn't handle them when they were a million tiny bunnies, but one giant monster? No problem.
Stinkfly: sweet let me in on that action
Kara: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, come on! Let us punch you! [grunt] Hey!
Giant rabbit monster: [roar]
Zee: Supergirl! ,Stinkfly!
Kara: I'm sorry I broke your stupid rule.
Giant rabbit monster: [growl] [roars]
Zee: Run, children! Run![children screaming]
Zee: This is not how I raised you!
Giant rabbit monster: [grunt] [roar]
Zee: Supergirl, Stinkfly You're alive! [gasp] Hurry! You've got to separate them!
Kara: But... But they love each other.
Zee and Stinkfly: Seriously?!
Kara and Stinkfly : [straining to pull the rabbits apart]
Giant rabbit monster: [low growl]
Zee: Uh... Ta-da!
[all cheering]Zee: Now, if you'll just place Blackberry Hazel von Hausle III in that cage, and Dandelion Pipkin de Hyzenthlay in the other, and never the twain shall meet. Let's just go over the rules again. Cut into segments of no larger than an inch cubed. And I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to limit the cruciferous vegetables...
Kara: Don't worry, Harry Houdini. I'd never keep you from your wittle wove Merlin forever, would I? No, I wouldn't. Rules can't stop true love.
Ben: (sighs in iritation)
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