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T - @blackgirl_tingz

I ship you with our lovable Dr. Reid! The two of you would love to read together on lazy afternoons, and you would definitely introduce him to TV shows and online games.

Spencer would be apprehensive about playing video games with you but you convince him to watch you play while you sit in his lap and he ends up actually really enjoying it! Plus he likes seeing you do things that make you happy and even if he didn't really understand it, he would still play with you if you asked. You would be the one to convince Spencer to get a TV for the apartment after you move in with him and at first he is apprehensive. He reminds you of all the studies he's read about how too much television exposure kills your braincells and such, but then you mention that he can watch Star Trek on Netflix and it's game over. You're snuggled up watching TV on your brand new widescreen the very next night. Also you would introduce him to music he's probably never heard before!

You also mentioned that you are very passionate and determined, which Spencer would adore about you. When you would be on a case together, you would stop at nothing until the case was solved, and sometimes he would have to remind you to take a breather for so you can be your best for the team. You're also funny, which Spencer would love, even if your teasing and jokes went above his head most of the time. Together you would make a very harmonious couple!

Sophia (Soph) - @italianstallion

Miss Soph, I would definitely ship you with Spencer Reid! Spencer would be your number one fan in your theatrical endeavors, whether it be theater or dancing. He would be absolutely entranced watch you act and dance, loving seeing you so in your element. He would definitely be the boyfriend to show up to your performances saying to his seat neighbor, "That's my girlfriend! That one, there! Isn't she great?" And simply would not be able to stop bragging about you. Especially to his team at the BAU. More than once Morgan would have to make Spencer focus instead of talking about you during a case.

Spencer would love to have you lay in his lap after your rehearsals, or if you generally long day, and read to you. Even if he was the one who was tired or stressed, he would want nothing more than to have your head in his lap, messing with your hair idly while he reads, barely even glancing at the pages of the book he already knows by heart so he can watch your peaceful face.

You wanting to be a teacher would be one of Spencer's favorite things about you! Your sparkling, bubbly personality and love of knowledge and sharing it with others would make you perfectly matched to him in an equal opposites kind of way. You always would know exactly how to get him out of his shell, and he would be a calming presence for you. He would love to help you with lesson plans and eventually meet your class!

Mia - @miathemaurader

Mia, I think you would be perfect for our beloved "Chocolate Thunder" (as Garcia lovingly refers to him), Derek Morgan! Your love of reading and writing would be something that he may not be as passionate about himself, but he would support you in it one-hundred percent, just like anything else you do! Derek would sit and watch a football game while you sit in his lap or with your legs across him on the couch while you read or work on your next writing project. He would ask you little questions like "Has the main character fallen in love with that one guy yet?" remembering details you would tell him about your current read. He would be devoted to reading everything you write, even if it embarrassed you to let him do so, and would encourage you to keep doing it even when you got stuck in a writing block.

As a couple, adventure and travel would be your main game! When the two of you weren't on a case, he would love to take you wherever he could, borrowing Rossi's villa in Italy for a weekend or going on a road trip out west for one of his house flips. Whatever it was, he would swear he was never happier than exploring the world with your hand in his. He would go with you on your volunteer trips to Uganda and Zimbabwe, in total awe of your selfless and compassionate heart as you worked to help others in need.

You mentioned that sometimes you have a hard time trusting people, and that's okay! Derek would be right there with you, having been wronged my many people close to him. You would both have to work to let your guards down, but once you did you would be each other's entire world! Derek would also love to help you practice your martial arts, always joking that he loves "having you beat him up" and always talking about how hot it is that you know how to fight. You two would be such a compatible pair!

Megan - @yOuRtYpiCaL_BoOkNeRd

Miss Megan, I have chosen our favorite DILF, the one and only Aaron Hotchner for you! You're both headstrong perfectionists, which may clash on occasion, but ultimately would make you perfectly understand one another and bond like no one else. You would also provide the much needed fun, laughter, and tad bit of craziness that he and little Jack need in their lives, especially with how rough things have been for them so far.

You would probably have to school Aaron on proper soccer before he coaches Jack's little league team, and I can totally see you in the front row of the bleachers, cheering on your favorite little soccer dude (and maybe whispering instructions to his dad about what to instruct the boys to do next, although he swears he can do it on his own). I think your whimsical childlike interests would be amazing for bonding with Jack, always down to take him to museums or watch a Disney or dinosaur movie with him (while he's still young enough to think it's cool ;)). You would be the one, especially during Jack's angsty teenage years, to get your boys around the living room table to play a good old board game until you're laughing so hard your sides hurt, or go outside and make them play a lighthearted game of some sort. Your the source of light and fun for the family unit that they both deserve and need.

You're also so caring for your man. You always are there for him, especially when he needs to unwind after tough cases. I think you would be the perfect person to remind him that when it's time for him to finally retire that it's okay. He's had a good long run with the BAU and his experience there was valuable, but there's a season for everything, and this next season is one for him to focus on himself, and you and Jack, his family.

Bailey - @Bailey0205

Bailey, dearest, I believe you would be perfect for our BAU babe, Spencer Reid. First of all, I have to say that I think it is absolutely so amazing that you're from Ireland! I think Spencer would probably drive you nuts sometimes, telling you every single fact his genius brain knows about Ireland just to impress you, even if you already knew half of what he told you. He would probably also ask you a thousand questions about your home and culture, which is his way of flirting. You would be the easy going counterpart that he needs to sooth his anxious personality, reassuring him constantly that he is enough and that everything will turn out the way it's supposed to.

I think he would adore the fact that you're a film major. He would take you to every film festival he could possibly get tickets for, even convincing Hotch to let you both borrow the Jet to go to the Sundance film festival. He loves watching you light up when you talk about films and their meanings and the technicalities behind it all. He would definitely intentionally take you to foreign films just so he could whisper translations in your ear, that cheeky little show off. He would probably hold himself back from making too many comments during movies, knowing you love to deeply analyze them. He would also think your ambition is one of the hottest things about you!

Spencer's favorite way to spend time with you would be to curl up with you (and the cat or dog you forced him to let you both get) on the couch in your shared apartment with his head in your lap while you read to him and play with his curls. Although if anyone (like Derek) asked, he totally played with your hair and read to you. He hates to admit that he's a softie that just loves to be taken care of sometimes. But you would love every moment!

Issy - @issywithnozs

Issy, I paid you with our favorite boy genius, Spencer Reid! I think he would think it's the coolest thing that you are from Britain and would tell you all about how his friend Emily Prentiss was working there. Sitting on his desk at all times would be a (slightly cheesy) little British flag mug that you brought back for him on your last trip home for his daily super sugary coffee.

He would probably warn you that your addiction to tubs of premade icing was unhealthy, and give you all the statistics saying that it would be much healthier to make your own at home with better ingredients, but you would eventually shut him up with a spoonful of sugary goodness in his mouth. After that he would happy stand between your legs as you sat up on the kitchen counter, both scooping spoonfuls out of the little tub. You would be the only person in the world who could get Spencer to do practically anything with as little as a bat of your eyelashes. The man would be a goner for you, wrapped around your little finger.

He would think it is amazing that you are an aspiring forensic physiologist, and if you were in college still when you met him he would insist on helping you study. He would sit there next to you on the floor with your piles of books, rewarding you sappily with kisses for every term you identified correctly or problem you solved. Spencer would be so easily flustered by your flirty nature, and I can imagine you would use it to your advantage just to tease him a little and see his cheeks turn a bit rosy.

Gemma - @Believe_Ambrose

Miss Gemma, I believe you would make a perfect pair with SSA Aaron Hotchner! With your forensics and criminology degrees, you would probably be called in to advise on a case for the team, and the moment you walk into the bullpen, Hotch would he smitten. Derek has a sort of second sense for these things and would probably see the way Hotch's jaw nearly drops and tease him relentlessly, only stopping when Hotch gives him an empty threat of making him sit the case out.

Once you and Hotch got pretty serious and moved in together, nightly walks with Jack by the lake close to the apartment would be a must. Skipping rocks, telling stories and jokes, and sometimes eating dinner out of Tupperware on a blanket by the water. You would often bring your favorite drawing utensils to sketch the scenery around you and maybe even a portrait or two of your favorite boys in their natural element.

It would be fun to introduce Hotch to your twin for the first time. If you are identical, he would be able to tell you two apart far quicker than any member of the family due to some minute detail like the cadence in your voice or the way your right eyebrow moves. Your family would try desperately to trip him up, but he would always be able to identify you from years of profiling. He always joked you could be in a sea of people and he would always be able to find you instantly. You and Aaron, over all, would be perfectly balanced as a couple, a well oiled machine that made sure each of your needs were met and well satisfied. You would make an excellent pair!

Dalia - @thisuser_1684

For you, Dalia, I have chosen our favorite man's man, Derek Morgan. With your flirty nature, it would be no wonder he fell for you! He would be shocked when you made the first flirtatious comment to him, as he usually is the overtly flirty member of the BAU. You matching his energy would be the icing on the cake of how much of an amazing woman he would realize you to be. You would often get into flirting stand offs, testing each other's limits to see who would break first. They very rarely ended with you losing.

He would match your sarcasm most of the time, but sometimes it would be a little too much for him and you would have to explain and say you didn't really mean it. Your admitted jealousy, however, would pale in comparison to that of this man. He would deny until his dying breath that he is a jealous man, saying that he had nothing to be jealous of with your safely and deeply committed relationship. However, he would nearly break his glass in a club when he watched another man so much as lay eyes on you. If you had guy friends, he would swear he's not one of "those guys" and probably encourage you to invite them over to your shared apartment, only to end the night sulking because you laughed at the guy's joke. Yeah, he could be annoying sometimes, but you would work him through it and help him become more secure as time went on.

As far as physical touch, Mr. Derek Morgan would be the king of it. Constantly. A hand on your waist, back, or on top of your hand. Hugs, arms wrapped around you from behind. Kisses nearly anytime he could without Hotch yelling at him. He would be absolutely insatiable, allowing you to live your best physical touch love language life! I think you and Derek would be perfect for each other!

Nicole - @nicoleeellaxoxo

Miss Nicole, the love of your life is none other than Spencer Reid! I think your fun loving personality would be the perfect balance to Spencer's shy, reserved personality. He would finally loosen up around you, amazed when you would actually laugh at his terribly nerdy jokes and ask him to dance in the living room. Sometimes when he would get stressed he would put his head in your lap and ask you to sing to him. You would always do so happily, combing through his curls with your fingers as you sang his favorite song softly. He would always feel completely comfortable around you despite the personality differences.

I think he would be so proud of all your talents. If you were acting in a play, he would make the entire BAU come watch it in the front row and beam at you like you hung the moon and stars. He would attend every show with a bouquet of flowers until your apartment was overflowing. He'd be so entranced watching you play the ukulele, and you would insist on teaching him a few chords. His eidetic memory would enhance his quick learning of the instrument but he would get immensely frustrated at how his hands were too big for it.

Spencer would most of all value your good advice. He would come to you for anything and everything, checking always to make sure or you weren't drained by listening to his issues, especially when it came to cases. He was always careful not to be a burden, even though you constantly reminded him that he was never a burden. You would be his person, the one he could count on for anything and everything, and he would be the same for you!

Gigi - @blurredheartstrings

Your ship is Aaron Hotchner himself! Your sarcastic energy would keep him on his toes, and he would give you a fake stern look but always laugh afterwards, letting you know he wasn't actually upset. You would be the emotional, energetic counterpart to the seemingly emotionless, stern Unit Chief. You would keep him busy, always filling yours and his limited free time outside the BAU with jogs in the park or painting classes or something to keep yourselves mentally in check and destress. You would be the perfect mom figure for Jack, having plenty of energy to keep up with him and play with him. It would warm Aaron's heart to see you so involved with his son.

He would admire your painting and drawing skills as well as your poetry all the time. He would hang up even your legal pad doodles on the fridge with Jack's stick figures, and frame your poetry around your shared apartment. He would love to watch you paint or draw, even if you nagged him about it, claiming it made you nervous. He would just love to watch how gentle and graceful the strokes for your hand were, creating a beautiful picture, which in his mind was that of Picasso or Da Vinci.

He would never take advantage of your therapeutic personality, always making sure your needs and concerned were discussed before he could open up about his. You would be his confidant, the person he told everything too and would always go to for advice. He would trust you with his life, both in the field and in the home and wherever you would go. And he would give anything to protect you and his boy.

Ashlyn - @AshLoss

You are the perfect person for Derek Morgan! Your laidback, bubbly personality would be the perfect match to his own. He would relentlessly flirt with you and be immediately dazzled by your smile that could easily light up the entire city. You would be down to hang out and chill or go do something adventurous at the drop of the hat and he would love that versatility about you.

He would admire your dedication to softball and the piano and flute. He would love to watch you play both the sport and the instruments, so proud of all your improvements and accomplishments. He would be front row cheering at your softball games, and would probably have to be held back a few times from fighting with the ref. He is a fair man who would his girl and her team to be treated fairly. He would sit and listen to you play piano and surprise you with some skills of his own. You would play together especially at family holiday gatherings, humming the words to your favorite songs.

He would love how street smart and savvy you are, always knowing how to take care of yourself without needing a man to come to your rescue. He would, of course, not trust anyone and insist on going everywhere with you, and it would take a while to convince him that you didn't need a body guard. Once he saw you take down an unsub by yourself in the field for the first time, he would never doubt your skills again. I think you both would make an amazing couple!

Zoe - @marvelfanfics13

I ship you, Zoe, with Spencer Reid! He would love that you are into reading and writing, always picking out books that he thinks you would like and leaving little notes in them for you. He would read to you with your head in his lap some nights, a comfy blanket over you and a cracking fire in the fireplace. He would probably have the book almost entirely memorized, making it easy to read to you on cases if he didn't have a book on hand. It would be the quickest way for him to calm you down from anxiety or stress. You would also read to him sometimes, usually stuff you have written, and he would praise you for your skills.

On rainy days when you didn't have cases and were stuck inside, you would love to put together puzzles and binge watch your favorite movies. He would put the fire on and you would curl up around the coffee table, sifting through and sorting the thousands of pieces until you could find their matches. It would be a soothing way to destress in the rare free time you got.

He would love how energetic and empathetic you are. You would be a good counterpart for his largely shy, calm personality. You would be the one to convince him to dance at BAU outings to the local club or get him to go on rollercoasters at an amusement park, no matter how many death statistics he would throw out at you. He would love how you feel things so deeply, and would make sure you took care of yourself without constantly feeling the need to take on everyone else's pain and struggles. He would care for you like no one

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