Me:Im so awesome

Bonquiqui:Keep telling yourself that, maybe one day it'll be true *rolls eyes*

Me: Bonquiqui-just shut the hell up, this is MY book.

Bonquiqui:Yeah, whatever. Im gonna start writing in it too.

Me:No you arent

Bonquiqui:Yeah....I am...Oh and Coral?

Me: Yes?

Bonquiqui: I think your readers may be confused...

Me:Oh. ..okay well...Me and Bonquiqui are hosting a show...on here....in this book. Im typing and shes typing back, so when yhis is published its gonna be us talking.

Bonquiqui: Okay, and just FYI Joffrey might be joining....he wants to Fan-boy over Darren Criss

Me:You told them that why? Bitch, please im not letting Joffrey on here.

Joffrey:TOO LATE BITCHES!! IM HEERRRREEEEE!!! :D And YES BONQUIQUI I SHALL FANBOY OVER THE SUPER SEXY DARREN CRISS!!!

Me: Joffrey go away, this is mine and Bonquiqui's show -_-

Bonquiqui: Awwww let him stay!

Me:BONQUIQUI SHUT THE HELL UP! HES ANNOYING ME RIGHT NOW!

Joffrey: I feel the love -.-

Bonquiqui: Its ok Joff, shes just being bitchy.

Me: Okay then! FUCK YOU ALL!!! You guys are lucky im not gonna delete what yall say.......ONLY because I promised I wouldn't.

Both: LOVE YOUUUUUU!!!

Me: Assholes.

Joffrey: Everyone has one :) except my grandma....umm...okay well WELCOME TO THE SPARKLEY PINK REEF SHOW!

Me: JOFFREY THATS NOT WHAT ITS CALLED!

Bonquiqui: But I like that name! *pouts*

Me: Fine ( -_-)

Both: YAYYYYYYY!

Me: Sadly this conversation is real -.- I swear, I just had my friends change their names to the characters I based on them

Joffrey: Yeah, but in RL im not a giraffe.....

Bonquiqui: Joffrey shut the hell up, its awesomer to be a gay giraffe than to be a gay DUDE

Joffrey: But havent you told me you arent a straight dude, that you were born to be a gay man?

Bonquiqui:..............

Me: Okayyyyyy, well this isnt meant to be that exciting....MONKEY!

Bonquiqui: What in the hell is wrong with you? 0_o

Joffrey: Shes CORAL do you need any other explaination?

Bonquiqui: Nahhhh youre right XD

Me: Wait a second....HEY!! ASSHOLES >:(

Joffrey: But you still love us ;)

Bonquiqui: I dont love you Joffrey

Me: Me neither *shrugs*

Joffrey: Again girls....I feel the love -.-

Me: Dude you arent supposed to be loved by girls *smacks you on the head* DUR!

Bonquiqui: Like seriously, do you expect us to act like Tina from Glee?

Joffrey: Whatever, just cuz you look like Mercedes dosent mean a DAMN thing.

Me: Dude, how the hell did Amber Riley get dragged into this?

Bonquiqui: Because he thinks because he looks like Chord Overstreet he can get Darren Criss to fall for him.

Joffrey: Quiqui you know thats not it!

Me: You guys make me seem boring -.-

Bonquiqui: YOU ARE!!

Me: WELL DAMN!!! JUST INSULT THE PERSON LETTING YOU WRITE IN HER PERSONAL BOOK!

Joffrey: (emphasis on i) I dont think youre boring :)

Bonquiqui: Suckup -_-

Me: *shakes head* You guys are idiots

Joffrey: Well.....I cant argue

Bonquiqui: Dude, if we dated....IT WOULD BE LIKE SAM AND MERCEDES ALL OVER AGAIN :D

Joffrey: 0_0

Me: Ummmm B? CHILL THE FUCK OUT!

Bonquiqui: Sorry im watching old episodes of Glee :3

Me: LUCKY!!

Joffrey: *to Darren* AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEIIIIIIII WILLL ALWAYS LOOOOVE YOUUUUUU! !

Me: Dude.....I cant even picture that. ....

Bonquiqui: Joffrey do the Jesse's Girl parody that you made up

Joffrey: I WANNA TOUCH HARRY'S CURLS! (duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh) HARRYS CURLS! HIS HAIR IS PERFECT EVEN WHEN HE WAKES UP! HARRYS CURLS

Me: 0_0

Bonquiqui: Its funnier in person........

Me: Ya think?

Joffrey: I have to leave!! BYE!! THE COW SAYS MEEOW!!

Bonquiqui: Well if hes leaving so am I PEACE OUT YO!

Me: Niiiiiiiice, I guess thats it, this was just a look into the everyday conversations between me and two lunatics who changedt their names because they are retarded like that and wanted to use the names of the characters I based on them