"Jєοиgнαииιє-нγυиg! It's you again! Truth or dare?"

"I'll go for truth. What do you have for me, Seokmin-ah?"

"Hm... are you still a virgin?"

"I'd really love to share to all of you about my sex life, but no. I'm still a virgin, sadly."

"Really? Then what's the pack of condoms I saw in your luggage, hyung?"

"Condoms? Hannie! You brought condoms?"

"It was supposed to be a secret, but seems like Seungkwan-ah found out. I actually plan to lose my virginity tonight."

"Too much information!"

"What?! In my house?!"

"You wouldn't mind, right?"

"Bitch! No one's doing porn in my house! There's a minor in the house!"

"Hey! I'm fifteen!"

"But haven't your parents done it before?"

"My parents are different!"

"What's the difference between us? We're your parents as well."

"Just shut up already! No one's doing pornhub in my place!"

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"ωοиωοο! τяυτн οя ∂αяє?"

"...Dare..."

"Give us a smile."

"No."

"But you chose dare and you gotta do as we say."

"My smile is not for free."

"What do we have to do then?"

"Give him a picture of Mingyu."

"...Not even Mingyu can make him smile!"

"Hyung! Do you not want me?"

"No."

"Savage."

"...I need you."

"Shit! Cheesy shit! Abort mission!"

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"нєγ, נυинυι. τяυτн οя ∂αяє?"

"Dare!"

"I dare you to stop looking at Minghao for five minutes."

"What?! That's impossible!"

"Stop looking at my legs, pervert."

"It's only for five minutes. Afterwards, you can gawk all you want."

"...Fine."

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"οκαγ, ѕυϲнєοℓ! ωαιτ, was it Sucheol?"

"It's Seungcheol. And I'm older than you. Show some respect."

"Seungcheol. Seungcheol, Seungcheol, Seungcheol, Seungcheol!"

"What the fuck are you doing?"

"He's chanting it to remember your name. Don't mind him. He's an idiot."

"Seungcheol, Seungcheol, Seungcheol..."

"...Are you done?"

"Okay! Sucheol! Truth or dare!"

"It's Seungcheol! With a hyung! And truth."

"Okay... so um... I'm not good at making questions. I'll go with the basics. Who was your first crush?"

"Ha! It's already obvious. It's me."

"Uh... it's actually not you, Hannie..."

"Bitch, what?"

"Do I have to say it?"

"YES! THIS IS A NEW INFORMATION! WHO IS SHE?!"

"...It's a boy."

"Bitch, I will eliminate this boy. Where he at?"

"He's actually right in front of you..."

"Who?! Wait... Jihoon?"

"JIHOON?!"

"HOONJI?"

"What the fuck is a Hoonji?"

"I reversed his name, duh. But, shit! Jihoon was your first crush? How come we don't know of this?"

"We actually went to the same elementary school and before graduation, I confessed to him."

"Hyung! How come we don't know this! Jihoon-hyung!"

"...I don't remember any of this..."

"You're lying! Liar! You didn't tell us any of this! And we are your roommates-slash-bestfriends! What is the meaning of this?!"

"Seungcheol-hyung, I'm watching you."

"I never knew there would be a time where I'd be scared of Soonyoung one day."

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"οн! ѕєυиgκωαи! τнιѕ ιѕ gοииα be fun. Truth or dare?"

"Dare! I'll show you all how to make a game fun!"

"Okay, sure. I dare you to lick the floor."

"Okay, what?!"

"You said you're going to show us how to make a game fun, right? Lick it."

"Sorry, Kwannie. I actually just farted."

"Seokmin! You didn't have to share that!"

"Lick the floor, Seungkwan. Or I'm gonna have to take action."

"Oh, no. I take back what I said! I only know how to make a game boring."

"Too late, idiot. Lick it. Or there's no dinner for you."

"You all are cruel!"

"That is the point."

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"ѕοοиγουиg-нγυиg! τяυτн οя ∂αяє?"

"Dare."

"Let us look through your phone for a couple of minutes."

"Yes! This is what I've been waiting for! Good work, Seungkwan!"

"Thank you, hyung."

"Sure. It's not like I've saved porn in my phone. Unlike some people."

"Don't fucking look at me."

"Who said I was looking at you, Jun?"

"Busted!"

"Shinee, as usual... okay, some selfies. Look at those chubby cheeks."

"Oh, my Soonyoungie is growing up."

"Oh, hey! There's a picture of Jihoon-hyung!"

"Shit! Look! There's another one!"

"And another!"

"And another!"

"It's a gallery of Jihoon-hyung's face!"

"How do you take so many pictures of Jihoonie, Soonyoung?"

"I'm sneaky, hehe."

"Wait, is that Jihoon-hyung's butt I see?"

"Pervert!"

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"нαиѕοℓ! τяυτн οя ∂αяє?"

"I don't plan on sharing any secrets. Dare."

"I dare you to make a funny face for five minutes straight while we're playing!"

"Funny face? Let's see..."

"Ha! That's it! That's it! Stay still."

Snap!

"Hey! Why are you taking a picture? I don't want to do this anymore."

"You gotta! Or no kisses for you."

"...This is for kisses."

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"γο, ϲнαи. τяυτн οя ∂αяє?"

"Pfft—d-dare."

"I dare you to... can I stop now? Making a funny face is really hard while thinking of a dare."

"Not yet! A minute just passed. Four minutes remaining."

"Fuck... I—uh... I dare you to do a belly dance like your life depended on it."

"Do I roll up my shirt?"

"Yes! We wanna see your body, baby."

"Ooh! Look at those abs!"

"Oh, sexy! Look at how he waves!"

"Is that Channie? Damn! So hot!"

"Look at his belly button! So cute!"

"I see a nipple! I see a nipple!"

"DINO-AH! I LOVE YOU!"

"Ah! Why are you so hot, Dino-ah!"

"Stop it!"

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"ѕєοκмιи-нγυиg!"

"I choose dare! Dare, I said!"

"Okay! Put four ice cubes down your pants!"

"You are evil! No wonder you became Jeonghan-hyung's child!"

"I'm so proud of you, Channie."

"I brought the ices!"

"AH! SO FUCKING COLD!"

"Does it hurt?"

"MY BALLS HURT! THEY'RE FREEZING!"

"Just think of your soulmate and you'll be fine."

"Don't put me into this. I am a child of the God."

"You're Jisoos Christ."

"Fair enough, Hansol."

"MY BALLS ARE STILL FREEZING OVER HERE!"

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"Jιнοοи! נιнοοи, נιнοοи, נιнοοи! Choose! Yes or yes?"

"No."

"Ouch. Anyways, truth or dare?"

"Um... dare?"

"Put ice cubes down your pants!"

"Be original and creative, dumbass. Don't copy someone else's."

"Yeah! I used my brain there!"

"Wait... ah! I have one!"

"Your pajamas are really wet..."

"I dare you to wear girls' clothes!"

"No."

"I'll get my sister's dresses upstairs!"

"No, you are not."

"Too late. You should wear pink!"

"No! Blue!"

"Pink! We are not going to remake the fight for Aurora's gown!"

"Oh, yes, we are. Blue!"

"I got it!"

"Ha! Pink!"

"It's red, idiot."

"It's still closer to pink!"

"Hyung, are you sure you're not a girl?"

"She's a spy, searching for a man's secret..."

"Shut the fuck up, Seungkwan. And I am a man. I obviously have something between my legs."

"Yeah. A pussy."

"Shut up!"

Snap!

"Delete that."

"Send it to me, Soonyoung-ah. Blackmail purposes."

"DELETE THAT."

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"τяυτн οя ∂αяє, ϲнєοℓ."

"Cheol? Who are you calling Cheol?! That's my Cheollie!"

"Oh, the first love that bloomed. Let's call them Jicheol."

"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart~ but the very next day, you gave it away~"

"Guys! Stop! Soonyoung-hyung is quiet..."

"...I'll go with dare, Ji."

"Ji! He called him Ji. Isn't this love, everyone?"

"Shalalalala—"

"Soonyoung alert! Abort! Abort!"

"Okay. Go to the bathroom and wear your underwear on your head and do so for the rest of the game."

"The fuck?"

"Oh, I wonder what underwear he is wearing. I bet it's cool."

"I bet it's black."

"I guessing it's pink."

"Shut up, Seokmin. Don't start."

"...Hyung? Is that Pink Panther?"

"I told you it's pink."

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"мιиgγυ—ѕτορ ℓαυgнιиg—truth or dare?"

"I-I'm sorry but... your underwear!"

"Ignore it. Truth or dare?"

"Uh... truth!"

"Describe to us your recent romantic encounter."

"Oh, this is good! You and Wonwoo had a mini date back at Thursday, right? At the fountains."

"They were studying there."

"I have one."

"Oh, shit. Maybe they fucked?"

"I met him in our house. He was sitting alone in the kitchen."

"What was Wonwoo doing there?"

"He was lonely and sad there. Then we met eyes, and I knew I was truly in love with him."

"Aww~ that's so sweet."

"I held him in my hands and looked lovingly at him. I knew at that moment that he was the one."

"You're lucky to have Mingyu as your soulmate, Wonwoo."

"...That's not me..."

"What?"

"Who is he, Mingyu?"

"His name is Wonwoo. My burger."

"Why the fuck would you name your burger! I'm so done with your shit."

"Did you just name a burger after me and ate it?"

"Don't worry, babe. I'll eat the real thing later."

"I SAID NO ONE'S DOING PORN IN MY HOUSE!"

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τнє ϐοττℓє ѕτορρє∂ ѕριииιиg, pointing at Soonyoung. Everyone were chanting the names that they wanted to be next, but were disappointed to have Soonyoung.

"Aww... I wanted it to be Seungkwan."

"Shut up, Mingyu."

"Welp, I think this is an opportunity." Soonyoung furrowed his eyebrows and tilted his head in confusion. "For what?"

"Secret. Truth or dare?" Soonyoung had already decided minutes ago.

"Dare."

"Yes! You chose dare! This is perfect!"

"What is?" Seungcheol spoke, his Pink Panther underwear still on his head, covering his eyebrows. Mingyu ignored him and clapped his hands together, looking over Junhui.

"You and Minghao are going to your usual carnival date?"

"Yeah. Tomorrow at eleven."

"That's absolutely perfect! Hyung!" Mingyu faced Soonyoung this time with an excited grin on his face. Soonyoung was much more confused.

"I dare you to have a double date with Junhui-hyung and Minghao!"

"With who, though?"

"Duh. With Jihoon-hyung!"

"What? But I'm too tired!"

"Time to get your lazy ass up and have a real date with Soonyoung-hyung! It's gonna be your second date!" Jihoon groaned and was hiding his face behind his knees. But the pinkish color that's creeping up his ears were still clear to naked eyes and Soonyoung felt himself blush as well.

"Okay. I'll take him to the best date he will ever have."

"That's the spirit!"

"Me and Shieka actually plan to go to the same carnival tomorrow."

"It's a triple date, shit..." but Soonyoung couldn't hear anyone else. He could only listen to the increasing speed of his beating heart and the way Jihoon peeked up behind his knees shyly. Soonyoung smiled.

I can't wait for tomorrow to come.

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so i watched mansae era again and i'm so fucking emotional for woozi's chubby cheeks.

BRING BACK HIS CHUBBINESS OMG ):