Me: Let's start with IzuOcha! A ship between Izuku and Ochako!

Uraraka and Deku: h-HUH?! *Blush hard*

Mina: OH yes, girl! I knew it!

Kirishima: Oh wait, so you're saying they are dating?

Me: No. But some fans want them to.

Mina: Wait what? I thought we are reacting to people who date each other!

Me: No, you are reacting to ships the fans made!

Iida: I mean those two are close... So, I understand.

Deku: o-oh... Well I never- never- y' know.. Well *Still blushing*

Bakugo: Gross. I don't need to see the nerd's private life.

Hagakure: I understand this ship very well! I think it's super cute!

Kaminari: So Deku get's the best girls. Huh?

Jiro: Denki!

Kaminari: I'm just saying!

Uraraka: Well... I also- think it's cute. is this ship... popular or unpopular?

Me: Pretty much popular. 

Deku: I would like to say something- but I need this to go trough my head... *Still blushing*

Bakugo: If they ship them only because Deku blushes then it's stupid. Deku never had any friends among girls so it's obvious that he blushes around girls all the time.

Momo: Good point. But who knows how this will turn out.

Me: Ready to move on?

Todoroki: No, I'm sorry I still kinda don't understand what dating is about.

Mina: You date your crush. A crush is someone who you like. But more than a friend. She makes you feel good and safe and happy and stuff but you just know it's more than friendship. When you confess your feelings and she tells you she feels the same about you, you guys start dating. She becomes your girlfriend and you her boyfriend.

Me: *Whispering so no one hears* It doesn't have to be a girl tho.

Todoroki: Okay, so it's a girl. I think I get this part. But the dating-

Mina: LET ME FINISH! Dating means you spend a lot of time together. You hang out more and you touch more like kisses and hugs and saying nice stuff. When you're adult and don't decide you wanna break up and be with them more, you ask her if she will marry you. If she says yes, You get married.

Uraraka: Obviously.

Mina: Than after some time if you're ready you have babies together and i hope you know what parenthood is.

Todoroki: Yes, but I don't know how should parents react.

Mina: Like your parents-

Deku: NOT LIKE YOUR PARENTS! Parents should spend time with their kids, teach them new things, help them grow up, find friends, GIVE THEM LOVE and feed them!

Todoroki: I wish i had parents.

Deku: You do but your father should have acted different.

Kirishima: Say whaaaaat?

Bakugo: Maybe next time, dumbgoose. THE QUACK IS WRONG WITH THIS WORD?!

Todoroki: How do you make babies?

Class 1A: ...

Me: MOVING ON!